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#2901
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

You can't bypass it.  I asked the dealer.  You have to turn it off every time you start the car.

So you press the button to turn the car on and then press the button right above it to turn the auto on/off feature off. At least in my car and every rental I’ve driven over the past few years that’s how it works. It’s never struck me as some huge pain in the ass or inconvenience.

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  • 956 Worldwide
    956 Worldwide

    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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#2902
7 minutes ago, royiv said:

So you press the button to turn the car on and then press the button right above it to turn the auto on/off feature off. At least in my car and every rental I’ve driven over the past few years that’s how it works. It’s never struck me as some huge pain in the ass or inconvenience.

You have to press TWO buttons to turn it on the way you want?  What is it, a woman?

#2904
SCOOP: U.S. AG Pam Bondi Sold More than $1 Million in Trump Media Stock the Day Trump Announced Sweeping Tariffs @robert-faturechi.bsky.social @bxroberts.org https://www.propublica.org/article/pam-bondi-trump-media-stock-tariffs?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=propublica-bsky&utm_content=charlesornstein

 

#2905
5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

You can't bypass it.  I asked the dealer.  You have to turn it off every time you start the car.

Depending on the vehicle you can.

#2906
Real, actual tweet from 2018. So many of his people hated him and once spoke the truth before ending up washing his balls...

 

#2909
5 hours ago, Satchel said:

I can’t decide if these people are crazy, mean, evil or a combination of all three. It still boggles the mind that people like this guy fancy themselves as Christian:

https://www.aol.com/doj-weaponization-group-shame-individuals-205413048.html

 

WASHINGTON — The conservative activist named by President Donald Trump as the head of the Justice Department's "Weaponization Working Group" said Tuesday he planned to "name" and "shame" individuals the department determines it is unable to charge with crimes, in what would amount to a major departure from longstanding Justice Department protocols.

Ed Martin described himself at a press conference as the "captain" of the group that is investigating prosecutors who launched past investigations into Trump and his allies.

“There are some really bad actors, some people that did some really bad things to the American people. And if they can be charged, we’ll charge them. But if they can’t be charged, we will name them," Martin said. "And we will name them, and in a culture that respects shame, they should be people that are ashamed. And that’s a fact. That’s the way things work. And so that’s, that’s how I believe the job operates.”

During Trump's first tenure, the justification given for Trump's firing of former FBI Director James Comey was that Comey had given a press conference in which he released "derogatory information" about then-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016.

"Derogatory information sometimes is disclosed in the course of criminal investigations and prosecutions, but we never release it gratuitously," then-Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein wrote in a memo, adding that he believed Comey had given a "textbook example of what federal prosecutors and agents are taught not to do."

Martin's remarks came on his last full day as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia on Tuesday. Trump announced last week that he was naming Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney following Martin's 120-day tenure, instead making Martin the pardon attorney, associate deputy attorney general, and director of the "Weaponization Working Group" that Attorney General Pam Bondi established at the Justice Department in response to one of Trump's executive orders.

Cancel Culture!!!!

#2910
13 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Real, actual tweet from 2018. So many of his people hated him and once spoke the truth before ending up washing his balls...

 

They're called cowards. 

#2911
Say @nationalsecuritylaw.org? Am I mistaken that this conflicts pretty starkly with what DOJ told you in a lawsuit? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#2912

Priorities = Jesus

Planes falling out of the sky and pilots losing contact with ATC? Not priority 

 

We learned today that 20 pilots lost contact with air traffic control after radio failures at Denver Airport. The same thing happened in Newark recently. But don’t worry

 

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#2913
I don't know what this means, but I'm the one who wrote a fully updated, 624-page hurricane response plan at FEMA that took over 2 years of work and careful coordination among state and federal agencies. He could start by studying that. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#2914
14 hours ago, Pancho said:

Priorities = Jesus

Planes falling out of the sky and pilots losing contact with ATC? Not priority 

 

We learned today that 20 pilots lost contact with air traffic control after radio failures at Denver Airport. The same thing happened in Newark recently. But don’t worry

 

Look, you don't put your wifi router in the basement because it's going to cause connectivity issues. Moving Jesus upstairs is going to fix the radio failures between pilots and ATC. 

#2917

So. Fucking. Stupid.

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

 

#2918
41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
IRS nominee Billy Long's X account recently followed a lot of XXX material. Team Trump insists he was hacked: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-billy-long-irs-x-account-porn-1235343240/

 

#2919
WARREN: Can POTUS legally tell the IRS to change someone's nonprofit status? BILLY LONG: I'm not able to answer WARREN: You can't read these words and tell me what those words say?! LONG: I can read the statute and I did WARREN: Then tell me what they mean!
"You shouldn't be within a thousand miles of the directorship of the IRS" -- Elizabeth Warren grilled IRS commissioner nominee Billy Long so hard that he was left stammering and shaking by the end of her questioning

 

#2921

I'm going to nitpick a little with Warren though.  She's asking POTUS can revoke a non-profits status.   The statute their discussing is whether POTUS (or anyone else) can order or stop an audit.   Those are two different, albeit both important, issues.

#2922
10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm going to nitpick a little with Warren though.  She's asking POTUS can revoke a non-profits status.   The statute their discussing is whether POTUS (or anyone else) can order or stop an audit.   Those are two different, albeit both important, issues.

I don’t think that’s nitpicking. I’m not going to read the statutes to figure it out, but I got the same impression as you from the video. 

#2923
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
IRS nominee Billy Long's X account recently followed a lot of XXX material. Team Trump insists he was hacked: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-billy-long-irs-x-account-porn-1235343240/

 

I mean, one look at that guy and we all why he did it. 

#2924
22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm going to nitpick a little with Warren though.  She's asking POTUS can revoke a non-profits status.   The statute their discussing is whether POTUS (or anyone else) can order or stop an audit.   Those are two different, albeit both important, issues.

Fair enough, but it seemed like she was trying to maneuver him over a trap door. The language says “an audit or other investigation.

In order to grant or revoke status, there would have to be determination made by the IRS, an administrative process with multiple opportunities for appeal. If you made a determination you gathered and found facts, and if you gathered and found facts, that’s an investigation. Otherwise you have an arbitrary and capricious determination, which is invalid and subject to reversal. 

#2925
6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I mean, one look at that guy and we all why he did it. 

he's a fat fuck...a rich fat fuck...a rich fat fuck with a micropeen...a rich fat fuck with a micropeen that loves watching sluts fuck on camera.

fuck that fat fucking fuck

#2927
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fair enough, but it seemed like she was trying to maneuver him over a trap door. The language says “an audit or other investigation.

In order to grant or revoke status, there would have to be determination made by the IRS, an administrative process with multiple opportunities for appeal. If you made a determination you gathered and found facts, and if you gathered and found facts, that’s an investigation. Otherwise you have an arbitrary and capricious determination, which is invalid and subject to reversal. 

I agree.  In either case, POTUS should NOT be involved.   

#2928
5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fair enough, but it seemed like she was trying to maneuver him over a trap door. The language says “an audit or other investigation.

In order to grant or revoke status, there would have to be determination made by the IRS, an administrative process with multiple opportunities for appeal. If you made a determination you gathered and found facts, and if you gathered and found facts, that’s an investigation. Otherwise you have an arbitrary and capricious determination, which is invalid and subject to reversal. 

"it's arbitrary.  It's capricious"

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#2930
Joe Kent, top aide to DNI Tulsi Gabbard, ordered rewriting to an intel analysis re Venezuela & TDA so the doc could not be "used against" Trump, adding to concerns about politicizing intel. More emails also emerging. @julianbarnes.bsky.social Maggie Haberman & me. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/us/politics/gabbard-intelligence-venezuelans-tren-de-aragua-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.I08.RXrx.tyXVcJWM1X4q&smid=url-share

 

#2933
20 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I mean, one look at that guy and we all why he did it. 

The hackers got me.

Oh no! Did they steal your identity? Did they rack up credit card charges? 

No. Worse. 

??? 

They followed so many accounts on Twitter.  Accounts I have no interest in. Disgusting things like “voluptuous lonely college babes.” “Voluptuous college babe sapphic fantasy.” “Voluptuous sapphic college babes so lonely they’re looking for overweight middle age daddies.” “Voluptuous college babe-loving daddy tries out gay stuff, not because he’s gay or anything but just to be sure he’s really straight.” “Middle aged daddy convinces wife to play with his butt, not because he’s gay though.” Things I would NEVER follow. 
 

Oh shit. That sucks? Did they try to blackmail you? Tell business associates or friends and family?

No, they just waited until I became IRS commissioner nominee and then reporters and vetters found their dirty tricks! 

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#2934
1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Middle aged daddy convinces wife to play with his butt, not because he’s gay though.”

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#2937
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Voluptuous sapphic college babes so lonely they’re looking for overweight middle age daddies.”

I'm not even "asking for a friend".   Where might one find these lasses?

#2938

Priorities

 

At 9:00 AM this morning the entire Pentagon got an email inviting them to a “Christian prayer and worship service” from the Office of the Secretary of Defense. A Cabinet member directly violating the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment prohibiting the government from…

 

#2944
On 5/21/2025 at 10:25 AM, Pancho said:

Priorities

 

At 9:00 AM this morning the entire Pentagon got an email inviting them to a “Christian prayer and worship service” from the Office of the Secretary of Defense. A Cabinet member directly violating the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment prohibiting the government from…

 

I bet the mimosas were killer

#2945
On 5/21/2025 at 9:03 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

The hackers got me.

Oh no! Did they steal your identity? Did they rack up credit card charges? 

No. Worse. 

??? 

They followed so many accounts on Twitter.  Accounts I have no interest in. Disgusting things like “voluptuous lonely college babes.” “Voluptuous college babe sapphic fantasy.” “Voluptuous sapphic college babes so lonely they’re looking for overweight middle age daddies.” “Voluptuous college babe-loving daddy tries out gay stuff, not because he’s gay or anything but just to be sure he’s really straight.” “Middle aged daddy convinces wife to play with his butt, not because he’s gay though.” Things I would NEVER follow. 
 

Oh shit. That sucks? Did they try to blackmail you? Tell business associates or friends and family?

No, they just waited until I became IRS commissioner nominee and then reporters and vetters found their dirty tricks! 

What about that one account Ted Cruz likes with Cory Chase?* Did you follow that or maybe pay for BLACKED?**

 

 

 

*to be clear, I don’t know who that is 
** Also don’t know what that is

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#2946

I don't think Nazi Barbie is an unwarranted moniker for this cunt 

Racism runs deep with Karoline Leavitt.

 

 

 

#2949

The best people

Advisors were told that an illegal warrantless NSA wiretap was used to out three officials that Pete Hegseth fired last month. When the advisors freaked about the unconstitutionality of it all, Hegseth's team backtracked.What a pickle. https://t.co/Sy84p9FSsm

 

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