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#3001
14 hours ago, Mittens said:

It really is perfect that the idiot the orange asshat put in charge of the Dept. of Education is quite possibly the dumbest of all his idiots.

Totally predictable. Remember Betsy DeVos?

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

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    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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#3002
Meet Thomas Fugate: 22-year-old ex-gardener and grocery store assistant to lead US terror prevention 
 
  US President Donald Trump has reportedly picked 22-year-old ex-gardener Thomas Fugate to lead the Centre for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Fugate was working as a neighbourhood gardener just five years ago and in a grocery store as recently as August 2023, Daily Beast reported.
Fugate, who graduated from the University of Texas at San Antonio just 12 months ago, is currently heading up the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the DHS. 

Who is Thomas Fugate?

Acccording to the youngster’s LinkedIn page, Fugate has almost no experience in this field—and in 2020 was working as a self-employed ‘Landscape Business Owner.’ According to his LinkedIn, he would “perfo .. 
 
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Hey Tommy, take a break for a second. Cut off that mower. How would you like a new job after you finish those front flowerbeds? I was thinking making you the head of terrorism prevention. It’s going to be a bit of a learning curve, but the way you edged the driveway showed me you are a can do person.
#3004

Thank god the children are gone. No, wait. They’re heading up major government programs.

Smell the alpha from this official portrait.  Dude is giving the People’s Eyebrow.

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#3006
9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Thank god the children are gone. No, wait. They’re heading up major government programs.

Smell the alpha from this official portrait.  Dude is giving the People’s Eyebrow.

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Don't sleep on the Camaro mustache and the "murican flag" necktie.

He looks like a character Danny McBride would come up with.....which is EXACTLY where we are as a Republic.

Fuck, we'd be better off if every Trump official was replaced with Kenny Powers.

#3007

This isn't a partisan thing, no 22 year old is qualified to hold that position. I would hope at least some on the right would question the decision to pick someone like this for a role as vital as CT.

#3008
32 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This isn't a partisan thing, no 22 year old is qualified to hold that position. I would hope at least some on the right would question the decision to pick someone like this for a role as vital as CT.

Very few 22 year olds are qualified to hold any position with responsibility.  

#3010

He quickly rises up the ranks of most punchable faces in this administration. #1 is that cretin demon Stephen Miller. 

#3011
This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

 

 

#3012
On 6/6/2025 at 10:23 AM, Jive Turkey said:

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14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And like a Dick Tracy character, just like most of them. 

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#3013

OK, several things to unpack here. First, the sitting FBI director went on Joe Rogan's podcast for a long-form interview. Second, he's bro-ing out and smoking a cigar during said interview. Third, he's announcing that the FBI has seized a phone and hard drive used by Anthony Fauci during the pandemic.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14788575/fbi-kash-patel-update-anthony-fauci-cell-phone-covid.html

#3015
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

OK, several things to unpack here. First, the sitting FBI director went on Joe Rogan's podcast for a long-form interview. Second, he's bro-ing out and smoking a cigar during said interview. Third, he's announcing that the FBI has seized a phone and hard drive used by Anthony Fauci during the pandemic.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14788575/fbi-kash-patel-update-anthony-fauci-cell-phone-covid.html

Jfc. 

#3017
On 6/7/2025 at 9:11 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:
This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

 

 

amazing someone like him hasn't gotten absolutely wrecked by someone he offends. he needs his ass kicked, and more.

#3019
DNI Tulsi Gabbard repeats Putin’s talking points today, releasing an unhinged video where she claims that “political elites” want a nuclear war with Russia because they have sophisticated bomb shelters that will help them survive it.

 

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#3026
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

 

First response: 

 

#3028
SLOTKIN: Have you given the order to be able to shoot at unarmed protesters in any way? HEGSETH: What is that based on? SLOTKIN: It is based on Trump giving that order to your predecessor, who I give a lot of credit to bc he didn't accept the order. He has more guts & balls than you
ROSEN: Given the rise in antisemitic violence & to show that the Trump admin does have a 0 tolerance policy for antisemitism, will you dismiss Ms. Kingsley from her role as military spox? HEGSETH: She does a fantastic job... you're attempting to win political points R: You are not a serious person

 

#3030
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
SLOTKIN: Have you given the order to be able to shoot at unarmed protesters in any way? HEGSETH: What is that based on? SLOTKIN: It is based on Trump giving that order to your predecessor, who I give a lot of credit to bc he didn't accept the order. He has more guts & balls than you
ROSEN: Given the rise in antisemitic violence & to show that the Trump admin does have a 0 tolerance policy for antisemitism, will you dismiss Ms. Kingsley from her role as military spox? HEGSETH: She does a fantastic job... you're attempting to win political points R: You are not a serious person

 

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Slotkin going hard to the paint!  Kudos to her for not coming off fake as shit.

#3032
7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Duckworth gets her pound of flesh.

 

Well lookey here.  Dems actually calling a failure out.  

Hegseth looks like an assistant coach who is being dressed down after hooking up with a cheerleader.  

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#3036
50 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Its been 6 months with no failure, so maybe you guys should take it easy

I beg your pardon?  What would failure look like to you?

#3037

Failure would be a continuation of the position longer than his occupancy. It’s been drawn down from 80 reports he oversees to just 20. This guy isn’t going to be doing busy work and asking for money. Excellent role for someone who will watch the office go away.

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#3041
Normally I would say who cares what a senior government official did when he was a teenager, but in this case the official was a teenager ~yesterday https://www.thedailybeast.com/cops-probed-thomas-fugate-trump-terror-chief-22-over-teen-love-triangle/

 

#3043
4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

These fucking people sold their souls for a cabinet position and their reward is having to talk about chemtrails. 
 

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None of this is real. It can’t be. Otherwise we are in very serious and very weird trouble. 
 

Im so proud of my friend Lee Zeldin and President Donald Trump for their commitment to finally shatter the Deep State Omerta regarding the diabolical mass poisoning of our people, our communities,our waterways and farms, and our purple mountains, majesty.

 

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lol, got my first ever twitter suspension for my reply to that one

#3044

I look forward to further reports on the unicorns and dragons that the deep state controls. A good use of our tax money.

#3045
7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

None of this is real. It can’t be. Otherwise we are in very serious and very weird trouble. 
 

Im so proud of my friend Lee Zeldin and President Donald Trump for their commitment to finally shatter the Deep State Omerta regarding the diabolical mass poisoning of our people, our communities,our waterways and farms, and our purple mountains, majesty.

 

Online resources that have been available to anyone with a functioning brain for decades.

Absolutely catering to morons.

It's brilliant.

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#3048
6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Trumps ambassador nominee to Malaysia is Nick Adams (Alpha Male).

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I am a prototype Aussie meathead dipshit.

Romper Stomper.  Animal Kingdom.

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#3050
8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

None of this is real. It can’t be. Otherwise we are in very serious and very weird trouble. 
 

Im so proud of my friend Lee Zeldin and President Donald Trump for their commitment to finally shatter the Deep State Omerta regarding the diabolical mass poisoning of our people, our communities,our waterways and farms, and our purple mountains, majesty.

 

Derp state OmErTa!!!!!!!!!!

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