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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pic is from 2013, i believe... 

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I’m into this kind of Bondiage.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
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    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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Another roly poly little batfaced girl.

All along, along, there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations.

17 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pic is from 2013, i believe... 

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I mean I guess some people are into the look. 

Pam Bondi

52 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Abbott/Paxton/Patrick are such pussies.  Dotard keeps nominating all these people from Florida and elsewhere and the Texans don’t get a sniff.  
 

They’ll continue to get on their knees for him and he will just take advantage.

And give him free land for his deportation policies, even paying for the camps. Already are, why would Trump change it?

Butter biscuit, Scott Turner will be Trump’s HUD pick.

That headshot from Wiki is 13 years old when she was 47.   She's 60 now.  

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That headshot from Wiki is 13 years old when she was 47.   She's 60 now.  

So am I, and I wouldn't fuck that with Derka's dick.

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

This.

She’s in an ultra alt-right wing Hindu fucking cult.

That’s not hyperbole.

Shit is borked yo!

The Hare Krishnas are the fourth largest army in the world. And they already have the airports.    -Bill Hicks

What happened to mypillow guy and Rudy?  I think they were declared losers and Trump is gonna leave them out in the cold?  Like a couple dogs...

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

So America is beholden to and, being run by, a foreigner

 

Ah, so the first of many empty threats that fails...

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Win/Win.

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16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

DC Draino only pawn in game of life

What is catturd saying? 

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

The Hare Krishnas are the fourth largest army in the world. And they already have the airports.    -Bill Hicks

Hairy Fishnuts.

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Hairy Fishnuts.
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As much as I enjoy Bloom County, and even though Breathed was a housemate of my older brother, Eyebeam was the superior accomplishment, and it isn’t close.

 

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7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’ve just come to the conclusion that my team (the Dems) are incompetent 

 

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8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

 

I mean I guess some people are into the look. 

Pam Bondi

A bottle of red, a bottle of white, whatever kind of mood I’m in tonight… 

13 hours ago, tx ind said:

Dotard keeps nominating all these people from Florida

it's not like Florida has a reputation for crazies.

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

What is catturd saying? 

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14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Another roly poly little batfaced girl.

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

18 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

For those of us not wishing to give Fox News clicks, would you mind enlightening us?

In short, it says there are 4 appellate seats currently open that the Dems don’t have the votes to fill anyway, so they agreed to stop trying to fill them in exchange for Rs voting to appoint somewhere between 4 and 12 Biden nominees (the reporting is unclear on the exact number).

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putin’s niece 

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30 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

maga : but, but socialism !!!!

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Remember, all of these folks who voted MAGA wanted to "drain the swamp."  So, obviously, the best way to do that is to set up a naked pay-to-play scheme where the super-rich trade monetary benefits granted to the president in exchange for positions of power.  Yep, that's how you root out corruption and such -- you make it the norm and the openly stated method of entry into government.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, all of these folks who voted MAGA wanted to "drain the swamp."  So, obviously, the best way to do that is to set up a naked pay-to-play scheme where the super-rich trade monetary benefits granted to the president in exchange for positions of power.  Yep, that's how you root out corruption and such -- you make it the norm and the openly stated method of entry into government.

The signature DJT achievement has been turning all the scummy little implicitly transactional dealings in American government into very explicitly scummy transactional dealing. 

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14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this website insisted turnip had nothing to do with project 2025 and wouldn’t implement anything from it. Who was that?

 

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Someone on this website insisted turnip had nothing to do with project 2025 and wouldn’t implement anything from it. Who was that?

 

NEW: Trump selects Russ Vought, architect of Project 2025 chapter, to lead White House budget office

Vought has:
- Asserted presidential authorities to unilaterally claw back spending, w/o Congress
- Said "we are living in a post-Constitutional time"
- Has crafted plans for Trump to deploy the military to quash civil unrest and seize more control over the Justice Department
- Aggressive proponent of using "Schedule F" to strip protections from much of the federal workers 

He’s being turned down by his treasury picks due to the insistence on tariffs. 

21 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

DC Draino only pawn in game of life

The theory I'd heard was that putting him up for AG gave them the "cover" to kill the Ethics Report. He was told he had to get out of Congress and this was the deal he struck. He'll probably get rich from speaking engagements to other pervs.

5 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

The theory I'd heard was that putting him up for AG gave them the "cover" to kill the Ethics Report. He was told he had to get out of Congress and this was the deal he struck. He'll probably get rich from speaking engagements to other pervs.

Way too sophisticated.  Trump wanted a sycophant AG and Gaetz wanted the job.  Simple as that.  It backfired because dipshits.

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33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Breaking *and* demolished in one post

I mean whatever. Let’s hasten the demise. Just watched Buy Now on Netflix. We are all fucked anyway. 

21 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

As much as I enjoy Bloom County, and even though Breathed was a housemate of my older brother, Eyebeam was the superior accomplishment, and it isn’t close.

 

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Big facts 

57 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Breaking *and* demolished in one post

Tillis occasionally shows signs of being a vertebrate.

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