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sounds like he's perfect for the job 🤣

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  • 956 Worldwide
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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
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    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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I wonder if trump's handlers on pj25 are doing this so that they can get someone shittier in there that isn't as outright shitty?

 

Tuberville is such a fucking asshole.

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

Tuberville is such a fucking asshole.

He’s the moral North Star of the senate….


https://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/12/12/tommy-tuberville-texas-tech-cincinnati/1763615/

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Tommy Tuberville left recruits at dinner to take Cincinnati job

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Why a single senator is blocking US military promotions and what it means for the Pentagon?

 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

I feel like the application for a Trump cabinet position is two checkboxes: will you be loyal to me no matter what, and you have raped a woman, right?

These people are gonna do unspeakable shit.  More unspeakable shit.  With impunity.

On 12/1/2024 at 9:31 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

He’s not even trying to be slick and get shit done.  He could have someone smart to change the FBI from the inside and work to divulge info from other countries etc.  Instead he picks the dumbest sycophants he can, so nothing will get done and in many cases nobody will even work / collaborate with his merry band of morons.  

He's following the shit hole dictator role to a tee. 

You think this piece of shit was a Russian genius war strategist?

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Under his watch oligarchs plundered Russia's military of resources right from under the nose of Putin for 2 decades. 

Dictators don't want competent people around them, they want idiots who will do nothing but kiss their ass and tell them what they want to hear. We have no idea what Trump's morons will actually be doing, but what we do know is they will be stealing from us for themselves and telling Trump whatever bullshit he wants to hear. 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

I feel like the application for a Trump cabinet position is two checkboxes: will you be loyal to me no matter what, and you have raped a woman, right?

These people are gonna do unspeakable shit.  More unspeakable shit.  With impunity.

He needs to have something on them.  That's the way the mob works.  You can get away with your unspeakable shit, just so long as you stay loyal to me.  

17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I can't believe Bill Barr blew his cover. He was our best asset.

That whole list is amazing. “The President and senate confirmed cabinet officials are engaged in a deep state conspiracy with multiple executive branch employees.” 

On 12/2/2024 at 11:26 AM, Anastasis said:

Oh no, I posted a long form podcast interview back when he got nominated nobody here even knew this guy's name, and then asked a poster who's perspective I respect to comment on the content. 

Hegseth is clearly unfit for the position, and I don't think he makes it through confirmation hearings. Might not even make it to one. 

 

On 11/12/2024 at 6:36 PM, Anastasis said:

This dude may be ok afterall. 

Pete Hegseth: Faith, Family, Freedom, and the American Mind | Nashville  Christian Family Magazine

DEA pick is no more. 
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29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

DEA pick is no more. 
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My first question is what must he be hiding in his closet. But honestly, if he withdrew because being a county sheriff is a much better job than head of the DEA under DJT and may even pay better. 

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

My first question is what must he be hiding in his closet. But honestly, if he withdrew because being a county sheriff is a much better job than head of the DEA under DJT and may even pay better. 

or he knows that by working for dotard there is better than not chance he will be committing career suicide

According to CNN that I was listening to on the drive today, some of the MAGA wing did not like because of some of the enforcement he did during COVID, including arresting some pastor for holding church services in March 2020 and enforcing vax mandates on his deputies. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-pastor-arrest-church-service-coronavirus-tampa

 

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According to CNN that I was listening to on the drive today, some of the MAGA wing did not like because of some of the enforcement he did during COVID, including arresting some pastor for holding church services in March 2020 and enforcing vax mandates on his deputies. 
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-pastor-arrest-church-service-coronavirus-tampa
 

Lol. The answer he’s taking himself out of contention is…maga doesn’t like him because he follows the law and isn’t totally insane.

That tracks.

Lol. The answer he’s taking himself out of contention is…maga doesn’t like him because he follows the law and isn’t totally insane.

That tracks.

Let’s be fair…he was nominated by Trump, so odds are also high that he beat/raped at least one woman. That’s kind of a minimum qualification.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Let’s be fair…he was nominated by Trump, so odds are also high that he beat/raped at least one woman. That’s kind of a minimum qualification.

Kennedy's confirmation hearing will make Hegseth blush. 

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. This would free up Gaetz to run for governor. 

 

On 11/12/2024 at 6:36 PM, Anastasis said:

This dude may be ok afterall. 

Pete Hegseth: Faith, Family, Freedom, and the American Mind | Nashville  Christian Family Magazine

Those are built for speed and not for comfort.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Lol. The answer he’s taking himself out of contention is…maga doesn’t like him because he follows the law and isn’t totally insane.

That tracks.

 

that’s not even on the top 100 horrible things trump nominees were a part of 

many many many many opportunities for cops to do illegal shit 

Boy if this is the off-season of trump47, it's gonna be a clown fiesta donkey show come gametime. Like, Tim Beck bad

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This is bad form even for a Trump nominee:

 

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With reports of Pete Hegseth being a drunk, this could sink his nomination. Trump actually has a problem with people who drink too much especially to a point where it impacts their job. Perhaps he wouldn’t drop Pete solely for this reason, but Trump will have low patience in fighting for Pete.

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

With reports of Pete Hegseth being a drunk, this could sink his nomination. Trump actually has a problem with people who drink too much especially to a point where it impacts their job. Perhaps he wouldn’t drop Pete solely for this reason, but Trump will have low patience in fighting for Pete.

He nominated a heroin addict to head HHS.

 
that’s not even on the top 100 horrible things trump nominees were a part of 
many many many many opportunities for cops to do illegal shit 

You won’t find me arguing something different.

It’s embarrassing to say but DeSantis is more qualified than Hegseth by leaps and bounds.

4 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

It’s embarrassing to say but DeSantis is more qualified than Hegseth by leaps and bounds.

Yes and in many ways more dangerous. Hegseth was going to be lost in the pentagon. DeSantis could actually get trumps bidding done.

Coming soon..Lara Trump....Governor of Florida!

If you're DeSantis, you are signing up for maybe 2 years before he fires you, in exchange for losing the Governorship of one of the largest states in the union and destroying your future prospects. Not sure it's worth it but how can you say no to Daddy Trumps who owns you?

54 minutes ago, mdmost said:

n exchange for losing the Governorship of one of the largest states in the union and destroying your future prospects.

he's losing that in two years regardless according to the florida constitution:

"No person who has, or but for resignation would have, served as governor or acting governor for more than six years in two consecutive terms shall be elected governor for the succeeding term."

True but think of all the new positions which will be open in 2yrs.  Minister of the Handsmaids should be what he is gunning for.

So fucking arbitrary who we, the public, decide what matters for.

Kash is threatening lawsuits against people who say things he doesn’t like on TV, so we can be pretty clear what he’ll do when he runs the FBI. 
 

 

lol. “Mom, can you can the senate and tell them I’d be a good SecDef?” 
 

 

21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They should've been more patient. There are a number of guys in the Trump orbit who would give them all the info they need in exchange for paying off huge real estate debts and additional sums. 

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol. “Mom, can you can the senate and tell them I’d be a good SecDef?” 
 

 

Yeah, ummm.....lady, I read your letter to your son.  That was written when you were being candid and truthful, and you weren't looking to obtain any benefit or advancement.  I'm going to believe what you said then.

Your son would have to engage on a multi-decade journey of self-improvement just to work his way up to being a piece of shit.

26 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol. “Mom, can you can the senate and tell them I’d be a good SecDef?” 
 

 

How very Gen Z of him.

“Hello, Senator? Yes, this is Mrs. Hesgeth, Pete’s mom.  I just want to let you know that Pete has really been trying hard and applying himself.  He really wants to be Secretary of Defense.  It’s all he can talk about.  I know that there’s some things on his permanent record.  Please remember that he was having a tough time in 35th through 37th grade.  It’s a difficult age and we all have growing pains.” 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Hello, Senator? Yes, this is Mrs. Hesgeth, Pete’s mom.  I just want to let you know that Pete has really been trying hard and applying himself.  He really wants to be Secretary of Defense.  It’s all he can talk about.  I know that there’s some things on his permanent record.  Please remember that he was having a tough time in 35th through 37th grade.  It’s a difficult age and we all have growing pains.” 

Signed, 

Epstein's Mother

21 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Ho-Lee fuck. 

WSJ is reporting that Trump is considering pulling Hegseth and replacing him with...

 

 

 

 

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One of these days those boots are going to walk all over you.

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Kash is threatening lawsuits against people who say things he doesn’t like on TV, so we can be pretty clear what he’ll do when he runs the FBI. 
 

 

I'm sure all of our free speech warriors we heard so much from during the campaign won't stand for this. 

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