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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I imagine TexAgs are jerking off to the idea of restoring confederate names. Even when they agree with an issue, they have to reject it if the idea is championed by a lib’rul.

I try not to think about TexAgs at all, but you do you.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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Who among us hasn't ordered 3 gin and tonics with breakfast?

When asked about real Sec Def shit he did poorly. Lots of non answers etc. And anyone who plays CoD knows the ammo needed for an M4 and M9.

And of course Duracell. Think he knew that question? And I don't think the answer was correct, but fuck it, he was on Fox News.

Other than that, what are his qualifications again?

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Other than that, what are his qualifications again?

Trump sycophant, duh.

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The Republicans on that dais know he is uniquely unqualified for the position. They also determined privately to themselves that he has committed sexual assault. They also know he has had problems with drinking.

but he will not lose a Republican vote.

America.

3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

The Republicans on that dais know he is uniquely unqualified for the position. They also determined privately to themselves that he has committed sexual assault. They also know he has had problems with drinking.

but he will not lose a Republican vote.

America.

He's just like us!!

Remember when just hiring an undocumented nanny would tank your nomination? Those were the days.

 

 

 

Too many in the GOP want Rambo as the Secretary of Defense because that's bad ass. They're also the ones who only consider Special Forces to be real military and not the other millions who serve.

The one saving grace about Hegseth is that he looks to be incompetent. The pentagon is full of very smart people that will direct him and he will have no clue what is going on. Will he and Trump get their dream of renaming bases for Confederate traitors? Sure but that's who they are. They will celebrate that as major victories while they lose the war.

41 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Kaine destroyed Hegseth in the hearing today. Hegseth comes off as a weak buffoon.

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34 minutes ago, royiv said:

Hegseth comes off as a weak buffoon.

Because he is.  They all are.  They are entirely performative bullshit.

Tats, tough talk, excusing war criminals, cheating on your wife, and hitting women.  That's what they are: pathetic losers who strut and show off the trappings, but are all about victimizing the weak (because if they ever actually took on someone for real, they'd get their fucking asses kicked).

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Kaine destroyed Hegseth in the hearing today. Hegseth comes off as a weak buffoon.

don't really matter though.

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Because he is.  They all are.  They are entirely performative bullshit.

Tats, tough talk, excusing war criminals, cheating on your wife, and hitting women.  That's what they are: pathetic losers who strut and show off the trappings, but are all about victimizing the weak (because if they ever actually took on someone for real, they'd get their fucking asses kicked).

I'd like to think it's not a metaphor for America, but I know better.

If I had a nuke for every time that Trump or somebody in his orbit was “destroyed” I could actually destroy some shit

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Because he is.  They all are.  They are entirely performative bullshit.

Tats, tough talk, excusing war criminals, cheating on your wife, and hitting women.  That's what they are: pathetic losers who strut and show off the trappings, but are all about victimizing the weak (because if they ever actually took on someone for real, they'd get their fucking asses kicked).

pretty much this.. if you read the texags thread on the confirmation it is awash with misogyny.

5 minutes ago, yoladu said:

don't really matter though.

Didn’t say it did. We’re past any of this shit mattering. President Elon out front should’ve told you.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Kaine destroyed Hegseth in the hearing today. Hegseth comes off as a weak buffoon.

Huh? Tim Kaine and the democrat senate have already voted that cheating on your spouse doesn’t not disqualify you from office. They actually approved getting blow jobs from interns wile IN the office is acceptable.

doesn't not

wile 

mind-bottling

6 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Huh? Tim Kaine and the democrat senate have already voted that cheating on your spouse doesn’t not disqualify you from office. They actually approved getting blow jobs from interns wile IN the office is acceptable.

ah, here's the pedo defender showing up to defend sexual assault!

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

ah, here's the pedo defender showing up to defend sexual assault!

I am not defending Bill Clinton at all.

Just now, Balcones said:

I am not defending Bill Clinton at all.

Has Matt Gaetz accepted any of your friend requests now that he’s got time on his hands?

Shit. I forgot Tim Kaine was Hilary’s running mate. I wonder if he felt that same about Chelsea or Hilary as he does Hegspeths wife and daughter?

My body is ready for the insane knee capping of America on the world stage by these idiots. Thinking about all the folks that died for nothing. Disgusting just desserts.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do maga idiots.

16 minutes ago, Walser said:

doesn't not

wile 

mind-bottling

The best and brightest. 

13 minutes ago, Balcones said:

I am not defending Bill Clinton at all.

Tape shows Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein discussing women at 1992 party

38 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Tape shows Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein discussing women at 1992 party

So a photo with Epstein is more damning than lying under oath about sexually assaulting your intern in the Oval Office, then admitting it, getting impeached for it but having Tim Kaine and the democrats not punish for it? Oh, and also riding on Epstein plane 32 times.  Sure.

2 minutes ago, Balcones said:

So a photo with Epstein is more damning than lying under oath about sexually assaulting your intern in the Oval Office, then admitting it, getting impeached for it but having Tim Kaine and the democrats not punish for it? Oh, and also riding on Epstein plane 32 times.  Sure.

Tim Kaine was elected to the Senate in 2012. He was mayor of Richmond when y'all impeached Clinton. What was he supposed to do about it?

Was it a sexual assault? Certainly his lying about the sexual relationship was impeachable, but let's not add more BS.

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Yes, because of the power dynamic, it was absolutely sexual assault.

Kaine destroyed Hegseth in the hearing today. Hegseth comes off as a weak buffoon.

Perfect in this administration then
3 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Yes, because of the power dynamic, it was absolutely sexual assault.

Hmmm, OK. I will think about it. I can see your point. My jerk reaction is I just don't know that it would be legally binding. I don't know if we are there yet.

But I could be wrong. Ever happen to you? Has to me.

9 minutes ago, Walser said:

Was it a sexual assault? Certainly his lying about the sexual relationship was impeachable, but let's not add more BS.

Tim Kaine did not accuse Hegeth of sexual assault. He just said that cheating on your wife prevented Hegspeth from holding office. And then said some shit about his daughter and wife. I can post the video link if you’d like.

1 hour ago, Balcones said:

Huh? Tim Kaine and the democrat senate have already voted that cheating on your spouse doesn’t not disqualify you from office. They actually approved getting blow jobs from interns wile IN the office is acceptable.

You sound stupid. Are you stupid?

2 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Tim Kaine did not accuse Hegeth of sexual assault. He just said that cheating on your wife prevented Hegspeth from holding office. And then said some shit about his daughter and wife. I can post the video link if you’d like.

Jesus you are dull blade. I was responding to your evaluation of the Clinton/Lewenski situation.

4 minutes ago, Walser said:

Jesus you are dull blade. I was responding to your evaluation of the Clinton/Lewenski situation.

I’m dull?

Tim Kaine said today that Hegspeth cheating on his wife keeps him from holding office.
 

Bill Clinton cheated on his wife while in office.
 

Tim Kaine/Dems could have removed him from office but instead voted to not remove him.

Swing and a miss

1 minute ago, Balcones said:

I’m dull?

Tim Kaine said today that Hegspeth cheating on his wife keeps him from holding office.
 

Bill Clinton cheated on his wife while in office.
 

Tim Kaine/Dems could have removed him from office but instead voted to not remove him.

 

Dude, you completely missed my assertion from the beginning. Stahp.

Blocked.

19 minutes ago, Walser said:

Hmmm, OK. I will think about it. I can see your point. My jerk reaction is I just don't know that it would be legally binding. I don't know if we are there yet.

But I could be wrong. Ever happen to you? Has to me.

Yes, I, like many women, have been sexually assaulted multiple times to varying degrees up to and including rape. I'm sorry that you've experienced it as well. No one should ever have to. 

It doesn't matter whether or not both adults were consenting. She was a literal intern for the President of the United States. You cannot have a more lopsided power dynamic than that. 

Slightly off topic (and I don't want to make a thread about it), but don't google Neil Gaiman if haven't already heard the latest and don't want to have your day ruined.

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9 minutes ago, Balcones said:

I’m dull?

Tim Kaine said today that Hegspeth cheating on his wife keeps him from holding office.
 

Bill Clinton cheated on his wife while in office.
 

Tim Kaine/Dems could have removed him from office but instead voted to not remove him.

I don’t really think the Senate not removing a president for crimes is an area you want to tread into. But you do you

1 hour ago, Balcones said:

Huh? Tim Kaine and the democrat senate have already voted that cheating on your spouse doesn’t not disqualify you from office. They actually approved getting blow jobs from interns wile IN the office is acceptable.

Didn’t Republican senators vigorously disagree with those Democrats? So, why the change?

" In 1942 Tim Kaine and the demonCRAT Senate voted to name the military base in Killeen Fort Hood. Why'd Tim Kaine change his mind????"

 

Fucking waterheads

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Hesgeth could be the model citizen and and husband but he would be manifestly unqualified for this job.  The deadly serious people in Beijing and Moscow are toasting their incredible good fortune, that somehow the “hawks” in America settled on starting a war against their own military.  Owning the libs by destroying the armed services. 

6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

When asked about real Sec Def shit he did poorly. Lots of non answers etc. And anyone who plays CoD knows the ammo needed for an M4 and M9.

And of course Duracell. Think he knew that question? And I don't think the answer was correct, but fuck it, he was on Fox News.

Other than that, what are his qualifications again?

I'd say he passed the test with flying colors.  For squad leader.

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6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

When asked about real Sec Def shit he did poorly. Lots of non answers etc. And anyone who plays CoD knows the ammo needed for an M4 and M9.

And of course Duracell. Think he knew that question? And I don't think the answer was correct, but fuck it, he was on Fox News.

Other than that, what are his qualifications again?

The SecDef shit is easy.  He’ll leverage warfighters’ lethality to engage stakeholders to ensure robust lethality across the warfighting domains.  At the same time, he will work with stakeholders to leverage their assets to deliver more lethality to warfighters.  All while lethally building warfighting robustness among all stakeholders. 

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If Democrats offered up a similarly flawed candidate with the same CV and personal history. not one Republican Senator  would vote for him.

7 minutes ago, Satchel said:

If Democrats offered up a similarly flawed candidate with the same CV and personal history. not one Republican Senator  would vote for him.

Of course if Democrats somehow brought Patton back to life,  no Republicans would vote for them

3 hours ago, Balcones said:

Tim Kaine and the democrat senate have already voted that cheating on your spouse doesn’t not disqualify you from office. They actually approved getting blow jobs from interns wile IN the office is acceptable.

But fucking a hooker behind your pregnant wife's back then paying the hooker to keep her mouth shut is very legal and very cool.

Sexual assault isn't legal or cool, but then again your boy was only accused by like 17 women, and only found guilty of a few sexual assault felonies, so you're definitely going to keep trying to take the moral high ground over a consensual blow job between adults 30 years ago, because you're too stupid to see how stupid that is.

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