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1 minute ago, ut1978 said:

Didn't have time to put on makeup...that is the face you'd wake up to...

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  • 956 Worldwide
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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

WTF happened to her face?

Nothing coarse to extra coarse sandpaper couldn't improve upon. 

6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dick Meadows and his buds were some bad MoFo's. Fuckers never looked like we expect. Shit, Dad's first squadron with Charlie looked like a bunch of middle aged European dudes wanting to get into an Abba concert. They were supposed to. Well except for the Samoan dude in the Squadron. Two were what today we would call big.  But these fuckers could smoke you on a 20 mile ruck march with lots of gear, fast rope with the best of them, etc. My dad today at 86 is still in damn good shape. Not big, not roid looking, but hard and stamina of a camel.

 

I mean they weren’t just random dogfaces slapped together. They were the best of a very select bunch of dudes who all really wanted to be there 

Nah, how to reverse non-invasive trans surgery. Ya know, the kind all the kids got at school during the day.

IBM, and its the DOE.
26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I mean they weren’t just random dogfaces slapped together. They were the best of a very select bunch of dudes who all really wanted to be there 

Nope. And those who did not get into the Unit were bad asses unto themselves. I love sitting back and hearing their stories.

Well... I just erased a post.  Because my main goal has always been to protect my family.

And I cannot tell you how strange it feels to think this. But i deleted what I just typed.

 

Well... I just erased a post.  Because my main goal has always been to protect my family.
And I cannot tell you how strange it feels to think this. But i deleted what I just typed.
 

Mini-me next to her is just Stephen Miller with a wig right?
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WTH just happened?

 

Anyway ... more of Sen. Duckworth - a bona fide got damn American hero - keepin' it real & laying the wood to Hegseth.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/tammy-duckworth-trump-pete-hegseth-senate-republicans-1235237970/

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The Department of Defense is the largest employer in the United States, sending out paychecks to 2.1 million service members and more than 770,000 civilians. Its annual budget — $900 billion dollars — is larger than the GDP of Switzerland. With an estimated 750 bases in at least 80 countries, it is sprawling, extraordinarily complex organization. And, to run it, Donald Trump picked a Fox News haircut with (an alleged) drinking problem.

It’s hard to emphasize just how wildly unqualified Pete Hegseth is for the top job at the Pentagon — but at his Senate Armed Services committee hearing on Tuesday, Hegseth did a pretty good job of making the argument himself. “Over and over again, he said, ‘Oh, I’m not that experienced, but I’m going to hire people smarter than myself to do this,’” says Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-Ill.), a member of the committee. “And that the whole day, I was thinking, ‘Then why don’t we just hire somebody smarter than you for the job?’” 

Asked by Duckworth to name the three international security negotiations that the Secretary of Defense personally leads on behalf of the United States, Hegseth balked. “…NATO?” he offered, lamely. In case you’re curious, they are: a Status of Forces Agreement, which delineates how military personnel can operate inside another county (Korea, for instance); an Acquisition and Cross-Servicing Agreement, a type of treaty that pertains to shared logistics (a security agreement the U.S. has with countries like Latvia); and a Defense Trade Cooperation Treaties, which relates to moving or sharing equipment (like the nuclear submarine deal hatched by the U.S., U.K. and Australia).

In his opening statement, Hegseth spoke about the importance of deterring Chinese aggression in the Indo-Pacific. A key component of the Trump administration’s strategy in the Indo-Pacific was a reliance on the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, or ASEAN. Duckworth recalled, “I thought, okay, great… I’m going to lob him some softballs, right?” She went on to ask if he could name the countries in ASEAN, or even how many there were.

“I know we have allies in South Korea and Japan, and in AUKUS with Australia,” Hegseth offered — none of which are members of association. (For the record, ASEAN is made up of 10 South Asian countries: Brunei, Cambodia, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam.)

“The man is absolutely clueless,” Duckworth assesses bluntly to Rolling Stone. A woman and a combat veteran who lost both legs in Iraq, Duckworth voted to confirm both Mark Esper and James Mattis, Trump’s nominees for Secretary of Defense in his first term. Even as she disagreed politically with Esper, Duckworth says, “He was competent and he could do his job, and he could go to Singapore, to [the Asian Defense Summit], the Shangri-La Dialogue, and go toe-to-toe with the Chinese defense secretary — and, I’m sorry, but Hegseth is not going to be able to go toe-to-toe with the Chinese defense secretary, and think that he’s going to gee-shucks smile his way out of that type of a situation.”

Duckworth will not be supporting Hegseth’s nomination, which she says sends a chilling message not just to men and women in the U.S. military, but to other nations as well. 

”It says that we don’t care about their lives,” Duckworth says. “We ask our servicemen and women to be tactically proficient, technically proficient, so that they can do their jobs under any conditions — even under fire, even as you’re dying and bleeding to death, our troops are going to fight back, because they are trained to carry out the mission. And yet to have a secretary of defense that’s going to make decisions that will commit their lives to defending America, who doesn’t understand how to negotiate the best deal? It is really scary.”

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Back in the late 80s, a buddy and I picked up a coupla gals and ended up back at their place in Oak Cliff. I kept mistakenly calling my gal “Peggy,” I think her name was really Betty. She didn’t care. Scored. Also, we got fleas.
48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Back in the late 80s, a buddy and I picked up a coupla gals and ended up back at their place in Oak Cliff. I kept mistakenly calling my gal “Peggy,” I think her name was really Betty. She didn’t care. Scored. Also, we got fleas.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Back in the late 80s, a buddy and I picked up a coupla gals and ended up back at their place in Oak Cliff. I kept mistakenly calling my gal “Peggy,” I think her name was really Betty. She didn’t care. Scored. Also, we got fleas.

Scored or pegged?

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Back in the late 80s, a buddy and I picked up a coupla gals and ended up back at their place in Oak Cliff. I kept mistakenly calling my gal “Peggy,” I think her name was really Betty. She didn’t care. Scored. Also, we got fleas.

 

On 1/17/2025 at 10:44 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Not big, not roid looking, but hard and stamina of a camel.

 

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Hegseth confirmed. Lost Murkkowski, Collins and McConnell. Does that mean JD cast tie breaking vote?

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hegseth confirmed. Lost Murkkowski, Collins and McConnell. Does that mean JD cast tie breaking vote?

As planned.

Maybe he will be good. I mean he did totally promise to just stop drinking. 

On 1/16/2025 at 1:32 PM, Balcones said:

I never saw your comment on the Bill Clinton massage photo!  Was that the more damning evidence you were looking for?

Post the photo your so pissed about, retard.

Its a neck rub in an airport with people looking.

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I come in peace. Hannity has an ongoing, direct line to Trump. Brags on it on constantly. He called the Hagseth vote exactly at 9pm EST.

Hannity also called Arizona for Trump at 3pm MST on Election Day. Nobody had that. 
 

When Hannity talks, Trump and his people think it’s happening. 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Post the photo your so pissed about, retard.

Its a neck rub in an airport with people looking.

Hey now. Cut it out. IIRC the preferred substitute for that word is "Helobious".

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8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

As planned.

50 senators and a guy who enjoys having sex with couches voted for a white nationalist to run the Defense Department. Good job America. 77 million or so of you need to be shot directly into the sun for this.

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5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Post the photo your so pissed about, retard.

Its a neck rub in an airport with people looking.

He gone.

He's gone, oh, I, oh, I
I better learn how to love it
he's gone (he's gone), oh, I, oh, I
I'd pay the devil to replace him
he's gone
What went wrong?

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He's gone, oh, I, oh, I
I better learn how to love it
he's gone (he's gone), oh, I, oh, I
I'd pay the devil to replace him
he's gone
What went wrong?

Rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb
You know better but I know him

Like I told you, what I said
Steal your face right off your head

Now he's gone
Now he's gone, Lord he's gone
He's gone

Like a steam locomotive rolling down the track
He's gone, gone, and nothing's gonna bring him back
He's gone

So the kids, they dance, they shake their bones
And the politicians throwing stones
Singing ashes, ashes, all fall down
Ashes, ashes, all fall down

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Thank any morons that might be your neighbors or family members that voted for this. Corruption has been part of government since human beings decided to form them, but this is 3rd World Dictatorship levels of storefront window corruption. If Democrats ever get all three branches back I want them to be 100 times as ruthless in deporting every single person that voted for this straight to North Korea and, if they’ll take them, Mongolia, where they can be sent right to the Gobi Desert. 

26 minutes ago, troph said:

Surely RFK’s heroin for ADHD comments will detail him…. Right? Right? 

that's one way to slow down a racing ADHD mind, I guess

29 minutes ago, troph said:

Surely RFK’s heroin for ADHD comments will detail him…. Right? Right? 

Bear stink and rotting whale head goo stank is hard to get out.

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33 minutes ago, troph said:

Derail. iPhone AI sucks balls. 

This. They’re wayyyyyy behind

47 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This. They’re wayyyyyy behind

If anything it's getting worse. I'm constantly correcting the auto-correct.

Now get off my lawn.

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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“Acting” Inspector General because the real one was fired illegally.  

The United States has an authoritarian regime in control. This was voted for. 

It’s probably a good time to remind folks who have been considering moving out of the US that now might be a good time to do so. At least move somewhere far enough removed from this idiocy that the effects of our current government won’t be as harsh on your life. The advice given to me by more than one person on here that I am now far enough away from the craziness in Washington has been spot on. 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Pro wrestling-ass government. 
 

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As the Secretary shoudl she not be maybe doing other things? Don't we have people for this?

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

As the Secretary shoudl she not be maybe doing other things? Don't we have people for this?

When else is she gonna get to wear that sweet swag?

Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm entertained.

10 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

It’s probably a good time to remind folks who have been considering moving out of the US that now might be a good time to do so. At least move somewhere far enough removed from this idiocy that the effects of our current government won’t be as harsh on your life. The advice given to me by more than one person on here that I am now far enough away from the craziness in Washington has been spot on. 

That's not a thing man. I'm sure a few months ago a lot of people thought Canada would be a safe option and now there's like a 40% chance at least that Trump invades Canada while saying he's doing it for "living space." South America and western Europe sure as shit aren't far enough and I'm sure he'll start some shit with Australia soon. If you could afford to move to and acquire citizenship in like Monaco you'll probably be fine, but the rest of us are going to be dealing with these shitheads one way or another regardless of where we live. 

23 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

That's not a thing man. I'm sure a few months ago a lot of people thought Canada would be a safe option and now there's like a 40% chance at least that Trump invades Canada while saying he's doing it for "living space." South America and western Europe sure as shit aren't far enough and I'm sure he'll start some shit with Australia soon. If you could afford to move to and acquire citizenship in like Monaco you'll probably be fine, but the rest of us are going to be dealing with these shitheads one way or another regardless of where we live. 

I think again these things come back to what are you willing to live with. If you are willing to take what’s coming and feel that financially you won’t be affected then stick it out and wait for however many years until this ends. If you have a young family you are probably just going to have to eat this sandwich and hope for the best. If you are older and are not in that situation you might should have been/still looking now for places to go.
 

At this point I would even put into play using the Free Association Agreements and look at countries  like Micronesia or The Marshall Islands as places to live at that Americans can go to. Will you be living at the level you do in America right now? Of course not, but it comes back to you have one life and spending it dealing with a government hellbent on making life exceptionally difficult for the part that is an “enemy” isn’t going to be a good time. Most of my reason for leaving  and heading away had almost nothing to do with this, but I have a buffer at least between the mainland now and the nut jobs.

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