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52 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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6 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Good God, that woman sucks.

She is fucking terrible. She has no spine.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

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    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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53 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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I guarantee they told her she has to do this or else they’d fuck Maine with Canada tariffs.

55 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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a horrible human being 

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Former US Ambassador to Russia says you’re overdoing the scatmunching.

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Every foreign country, and especially a former kgb agent, knows an IC cut out when they see it. USAID was literally funding the torture training of South American police. It’s amazing how naive some of you are. 

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24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Every foreign country, and especially a former kgb agent, knows an IC cut out when they see it. USAID was literally funding the torture training of South American police. It’s amazing how naive some of you are. 

When? Where? Want to site sources?

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Wow, a failed social media program. Bet they are behind contrails as well. Yeah, no need to talk about the good, checks notes, a US agency has done.

AID gets shit on from all sides. A lot of it is justified. I am not worried about seeing it go. I do not like how this is being done. But its cool. You like it so.

33 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Wow, a failed social media program. Bet they are behind contrails as well. Yeah, no need to talk about the good, checks notes, a US agency has done.

AID gets shit on from all sides. A lot of it is justified. I am not worried about seeing it go. I do not like how this is being done. But its cool. You like it so.

You know more than most how this stuff works. Compartmentalize it to a social media program and pivot to contrails if you must. You know what this it is, and know that it is rife for waste fraud and abuse. I am also not worried about seeing it go. I understand people getting upset about how it is being done. Polite gets us nowhere. Just delay, deflect, and distract. 

1 hour ago, Saint Austin said:

Manchurian Cuntidate

Political messaging genius. 

Ana will not be happy until the United States returns to the foreign policy of the Harding/Coolidge/Hoover administrations.

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

who gives a shit what he thinks?

The active posters here are not the intended audience. They are already pot committed. Ask @immamac for the lurker stats. We are trying to convert those people. There's GenX energy out there that would find this medium well suited. 

I saw that Lee Zeldin not only is running the EPA, but that three Democrats voted for him in committee. That is Fetterman (LOL) and the two senators from Arizona. Not cool on their part to vote for this worthless traitor and I don’t care about political implications where they reside. YOU DON’T VOTE FOR A TRAITOR.

To recap this is a guy that attempted to run for governor of NY and failed. Amidst his failure, his white supremacist supporters out in Suffolk County on Long Island attempted to turn in 13000 duplicate signatures to get him on a third line on the ballot. That is, you guessed it, election fraud.

https://kathyhochul.com/press_release/memo-lee-zeldins-election-fraud-scandal/

He also was one of the traitors in congress that voted to not certify Biden’s election. This guy now has a prominent national post governing the environment. Just an incredible time to be alive.

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I saw that Lee Zeldin not only is running the EPA, but that three Democrats voted for him in committee. That is Fetterman (LOL) and the two senators from Arizona. Not cool on their part to vote for this worthless traitor and I don’t care about political implications where they reside. YOU DON’T VOTE FOR A TRAITOR.

To recap this is a guy that attempted to run for governor of NY and failed. Amidst his failure, his white supremacist supporters out in Suffolk County on Long Island attempted to turn in 13000 duplicate signatures to get him on a third line on the ballot. That is, you guessed it, election fraud.

https://kathyhochul.com/press_release/memo-lee-zeldins-election-fraud-scandal/

He also was one of the traitors in congress that voted to not certify Biden’s election. This guy now has a prominent national post governing the environment. Just an incredible time to be alive.

Democratic unity is an oxymoron.

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Democratic unity is an oxymoron.

At this point I'm convinced there is unity on always making sure at least one senator plays the role of Joe Manchin.

Another open white supremacist in the State Dept. 

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/03/politics/kfile-darren-beattie-state-department-controversial-tweets-white-nationalist-conference/index.html

Three months ago he said “Competent white men must be in charge if you want things to work. Unfortunately, our entire national ideology is predicated on coddling the feelings of women and minorities, and demoralizing competent white men.”

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5 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

our entire national ideology is predicated on coddling the feelings of women and minorities, and demoralizing competent white men.”

Actually, I'd say that our entire national ideology -- and the entire ideology of the current regime -- is telling utterly mediocre white men that they're competent.

They're not mad that there's no longer a place for competent white men; there's ALWAYS a place for competent people.  They're mad because the jobs that incompetent, mediocre white men used to get because women and minorities were frozen out (smaller pool of talent means that even the less-talented got picked) are now going to competent women and minorities instead of to the mediocre white men who used to get those jobs.

But then, "Make America Rigged in Favor of Mediocre White Men Again" doesn't fit as well on a made-in-China red hat.

9 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

competent white men.”

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Can you fucks stop quoting Ana?  Neg that disingenuous fuck and move on.

You want this forum to die. Like most things you put your finger on. 

1 hour ago, hookem2010 said:

Another open white supremacist in the State Dept. 

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/03/politics/kfile-darren-beattie-state-department-controversial-tweets-white-nationalist-conference/index.html

Three months ago he said “Competent white men must be in charge if you want things to work. Unfortunately, our entire national ideology is predicated on coddling the feelings of women and minorities, and demoralizing competent white men.”

That's good snowflake.

not sure if this the onion or not, rfk jr acknowledged $1.2 mil in cc debt today 

 

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not sure if this the onion or not, rfk jr acknowledged $1.2 mil in cc debt today 
 
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Rare white Rhino hunting in Zambia ain't cheap.
15 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Rare white Rhino hunting in Zambia ain't cheap.

 

cough CHINA WHITE cough 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

not sure if this the onion or not, rfk jr acknowledged $1.2 mil in cc debt today 

 

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On 1/31/2025 at 12:01 AM, C-Man said:

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This doesn't seem to move the needle for Trump supporters or the Senate.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/02/07/patel-fbi-russia-lopatonok/

https://archive.ph/u9x23

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Kash Patel, President Donald Trump’s nominee to be FBI director, was paid $25,000 last year by a film company owned by a Russian national who also holds U.S. citizenship and has produced programs promoting “deep state” conspiracy theories and anti-Western views advanced by the Kremlin, according to a financial disclosure form Patel submitted as part of his nomination process and other documents.

 

Confirmation hearings for ATF head are next Wednesday for Marina Buttina.

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Yes, I know her name is Butina, not Buttina.  Can't a guy dream?

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She's not really nominated.  I made that up.  Kinda Onionesque, though!

 

 

21 minutes ago, pacman said:

This doesn't seem to move the needle for Trump supporters or the Senate.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/02/07/patel-fbi-russia-lopatonok/

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Remember back when nominees weren't confirmed because they underpaid their taxes by like $500 and shit? I think one guy didn't get confirmed because he didn't report a car service for his nanny or something dumb. Our future FBI director was paid $25k to trash the FBI in a Russian propaganda film.

21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I’ve seen crackheads who weigh more than Noem. 

 

It is the florida chic look. Like you are on meth, but not on meth.

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On 2/9/2025 at 11:27 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I agree, we cannot trust the Govt anymore with Trump, Elmo, and dipshits like Noem in charge.  She is so fucking stupid.

Vance getting a direct smackdown from the Pope:

"Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups," the pope writes.

If Vance values his immortal soul, he might take some notes here.

Pretty proud of the students at my old school:  https://www.stripes.com/theaters/europe/2025-02-12/patch-school-protest-hegseth-dei-16804589.html

STUTTGART, Germany — More than 50 Patch Middle School students staged a walkout Tuesday to protest recent Pentagon moves that have targeted diversity initiatives at military schools.

In a memo to parents, the school said the protest was related to “recent events,” while stopping short of directly naming the Pentagon’s push to eliminate diversity, equity and inclusion programs and educational material.

The protest coincided with a visit by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to Patch Barracks, who was in Stuttgart for meetings at U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command headquarters.

During his stop at EUCOM, a small gathering of people dressed in civilian clothes also appeared to protest recent Pentagon decisions, with the group shouting out “DEI” for diversity, equity and inclusion.

 

Russia’s "our girlfriend Tulsi” was just confirmed as DNI by a 52-48 vote with McConnell voting with the Dems.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Bernie and Wyden clowned themselves. 

Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. You schtick is old and tired.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Bernie and Wyden clowned themselves. 

Иди нахуй, товарищ

Hegseth looks and speaks like a press spokesperson, not the sec def.

33 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Hegseth looks and speaks like a press spokesperson, not the sec def.

Because that's all any of these people are: performers.  Almost none of them are actual executive/manager types.  All they do is get their face on TV and say shit for likes.  When it comes to actual roll-up-your-sleeves get-shit-done management.....they don't have the FIRST FUCKING CLUE WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Because that's all any of these people are: performers.  Almost none of them are actual executive/manager types.  All they do is get their face on TV and say shit for likes.  When it comes to actual roll-up-your-sleeves get-shit-done management.....they don't have the FIRST FUCKING CLUE WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN.

Which for Hegseth, is probably to our benefit.  The "actually know how to get shit done" people may just put their heads down and get it done.  If they haven't noped the fuck out of there.

17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Everyday, a new low. 

Yesterday: Tulsi being confirmed is a new low.

Today:  hold my beer.  RFK Jr. is now confirmed as the head of HHS.

Tomorrow:  Kash Patel, anyone?

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