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7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nothing to see here folks.

Headline: Trump's IRS Pick Had Some Interesting People Pay Off His Personal Debt

Subhed: Billy Long received quite a bit of money after Trump picked him to lead the Internal Revenue Service.

https://apple.news/Ab_xYKwTuTz-JhzB7Jg57fQ

And the acting commissioner (for 2 days) was that douchebag Gary Shapley that tried to be a "whistleblower" on Hunter Biden.

Apparently Bessent was not amused.

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  • 956 Worldwide
    956 Worldwide

    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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Pentagon looks like a mess. Who would have thunk it. My cuts. Full article is linked.

Joe Kasper, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s chief of staff will leave his role in the coming days for a new position at the agency, according to a senior administration official, amid a week of turmoil for the Pentagon.

Kasper had requested an investigation into Pentagon leaks in March, which included military operational plans for the Panama Canal, a second carrier headed to the Red Sea, Musk’s visit and a pause in the collection of intelligence for Ukraine.

The changes will leave Hegseth without a chief of staff, deputy chief of staff, or senior adviser in his front office.

“There is a complete meltdown in the building, and this is really reflecting on the secretary’s leadership,” said a senior defense official. “Pete Hegseth has surrounded himself with some people who don’t have his interests at heart.”

This week’s terminations follow a purge of top military officers in February, including former Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. C.Q. Brown and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Lisa Franchetti.

“There probably will be more chaos,” said a third defense official. “It certainly reinforces the fear factor, awareness that no one’s job is safe.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/18/defense-secretary-chief-of-staff-joe-kasper-departure-00299508

 

12 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

PiLotICal tHeAtAr

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In order to observe the full theatre effect you need to produce that figure in two panels: a. China and b. All others. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

 

 

In order to observe the full theatre effect you need to produce that figure in two panels: a. China and b. All others. 

keep fucking that chicken 

14 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Pentagon looks like a mess. Who would have thunk it. My cuts. Full article is linked.

Joe Kasper, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s chief of staff will leave his role in the coming days for a new position at the agency, according to a senior administration official, amid a week of turmoil for the Pentagon.

Kasper had requested an investigation into Pentagon leaks in March, which included military operational plans for the Panama Canal, a second carrier headed to the Red Sea, Musk’s visit and a pause in the collection of intelligence for Ukraine.

The changes will leave Hegseth without a chief of staff, deputy chief of staff, or senior adviser in his front office.

“There is a complete meltdown in the building, and this is really reflecting on the secretary’s leadership,” said a senior defense official. “Pete Hegseth has surrounded himself with some people who don’t have his interests at heart.”

This week’s terminations follow a purge of top military officers in February, including former Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. C.Q. Brown and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Lisa Franchetti.

“There probably will be more chaos,” said a third defense official. “It certainly reinforces the fear factor, awareness that no one’s job is safe.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/18/defense-secretary-chief-of-staff-joe-kasper-departure-00299508

 

lol, another one Ana was positive about because of some shit he said on a podcast.  
 

We are in full-on Kremlin mode. “The tsar is kind and gracious, yet over-burdened and reliant on scheming advisors. If only I could elevate my petition to the tsar I might receive justice.” 

Please do. You are nothing but bluster. The timelines just don't pencil out. The only potential roadmap I could see to even a starting point of a good robust study in that timeframe would be leveraging the FDA Sentinel system. 

Why are you just assuming that a good robust study is the objective of the initiative?
2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

In order to observe the full theatre effect you need to produce that figure in two panels: a. China and b. All others. 

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?  Broad based, long term tariffs are stupid.  Stupid people like them.  Stupid people defend those stupid people.

30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Individual levels of sister fucking among SEC schools.

Texas 0%

Aggy 25%

OU 150%

Alabama 150%

Vandy, Tenn, UK, Auburn, Mizz, Ole Miss, MSU, Georgia, USC, UF, Piggy, LSU - 10% each

 

Aggregate level of SEC sister fucking: 27.8%

 

The extremely high, performative tariffs being placed on China is on main stage in the theatre. There is also the factor of weighting how much we bring in from each of those countries, but that's the gist of the point. 

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

 

 

In order to observe the full theatre effect you need to produce that figure in two panels: a. China and b. All others. 


What you don’t understand is that 

1) it’s aggregated in the graph and 

2) it makes your point even weaker

this is basically you right now:

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Live look at Ana:

 

impractical jokers prank GIF by The Special Without Brett Davis

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What you don’t understand is that 

1) it’s aggregated in the graph and 

Best 😆 Laughing GIFs - find & share on Gifer

 

Let me try another way. That chart is based on one of the Budget Lab at Yale analyses, right?  Here is the effective tariff rates disaggregated: 

China - 99.4%

Canada - 17.4%

Mexico - 15.1%

Rest of the World - 11.2%

I think that the "fentanyl" tariffs are stupid, but the primary target here it is pretty clear. As I mentioned last page, I think this is all short-term bluster to set up a new trade framework, particularly with China. And I am ok with running that play. American consumerism may have to recalibrate.  

Anyways, Happy Easter buddy. If you want to take this up further in one of the tariffs threads next week, happy to do so. 

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

We are in full-on Kremlin mode. “The tsar is kind and gracious, yet over-burdened and reliant on scheming advisors. If only I could elevate my petition to the tsar I might receive justice.” 

Good Tsar, bad boyars.

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Anyways, Happy Easter buddy. If you want to take this up further in one of the tariffs threads next week, happy to do so. 

Nobody beats the riz

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Individual levels of sister fucking among SEC schools.

Texas 0%

Aggy 25%

OU 150%

Alabama 150%

Vandy, Tenn, UK, Auburn, Mizz, Ole Miss, MSU, Georgia, USC, UF, Piggy, LSU - 10% each

 

Aggregate level of SEC sister fucking: 27.8%

 

The extremely high, performative tariffs being placed on China is on main stage in the theatre. There is also the factor of weighting how much we bring in from each of those countries, but that's the gist of the point. 

My lord, I swore off feeding the troll, but this one is just too much. This is one of the dumbest things you’ve ever posted and that’s saying something since there’s such a vast catalog to choose from. Congrats, my man, on this grand achievement.

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Best 😆 Laughing GIFs - find & share on Gifer

 

Let me try another way. That chart is based on one of the Budget Lab at Yale analyses, right?  Here is the effective tariff rates disaggregated: 

China - 99.4%

Canada - 17.4%

Mexico - 15.1%

Rest of the World - 11.2%

I think that the "fentanyl" tariffs are stupid, but the primary target here it is pretty clear. As I mentioned last page, I think this is all short-term bluster to set up a new trade framework, particularly with China. And I am ok with running that play. American consumerism may have to recalibrate.  

Anyways, Happy Easter buddy. If you want to take this up further in one of the tariffs threads next week, happy to do so. 

aren’t you Orthodox?

On 4/17/2025 at 10:41 PM, Hefeweizen said:

The real question is why you are engaging with a known troll.  Put anaphylaxis on ignore where it belongs🍊

It’s a codependent relationship.

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?  Broad based, long term tariffs are stupid.  Stupid people like them.  Stupid people defend those stupid people.

Reasonable people might think stupid people engage in prolonged debate with those stupid people. 

But wait, there’s more:

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-signal-chat-houthis-attack-8dbf9dd6c711796438a5c1c84831c40b

From the link: “The second chat on Signal — which is a commercially available app not authorized to be used to communicate sensitive or classified national defense information — included 13 people, the person said. They also confirmed the chat was dubbed “Defense ' Team Huddle.”

13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That article is, uh, remarkable.  It pretends there is a standard of competence, defends the indefensible, and yet still calls out Hegseth as incompetent.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

It’s almost like putting a Fox News host who is a drunk and can out drink everyone on this board (and that is saying A LOT) was a bad idea.

We are turbofucked

Hey man, he SAID he was gonna stop drinking so much after he got confirmed so it's all copacetic, capice?

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Hey man, he SAID he was gonna stop drinking so much after he got confirmed so it's all copacetic, capice?

That’s like telling this website they need 1 less drink at the tailgates. 

46 drinks is “not so much” as 48

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It’s almost like putting a Fox News host who is a drunk and can out drink everyone on this board (and that is saying A LOT) was a bad idea.

We are turbofucked

It's harder to lead the Pentagon than it is to lick Trump's asshole on FoxNews and shitpost on Twitter!? You get the fuck right out of town.

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We should really have some kind of confirmation process, to ensure someone like Pete doesn't actually become our Secretary of Defense. That way, if the president is a corrupt moron grifter and felon, and tries to make a tv show host Secretary of Defense, a co-equal branch of government can quickly put a halt to that shit. Oh well, one can dream.

Hope he gets fired and then kills himself

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Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever. 
 

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10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What a fucking idiot

I mean we never could've seen this coming.

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash.

 

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The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.

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13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I mean we never could've seen this coming.

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And the Trumpanzees will believe him. 

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27 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz this administration is the biggest bunch of goofball losers

 

 

Let's be clear, this wasn't intentional but it's the kind of headline making stuff that team Trump encourages.  It's far better for the NY Times and it's cohort get hot and bothered about this for a week than talk about the obvious corruption involved implementing a tariff scheme with carve outs to whoever is willing to pay, a golf tournament at Mar-a-Lago feting every gulf oil producer and whoever else is buying Trump and Melania meme coins. 

44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Let me guess, she for some reason also had war plans in her purse. 

Operation Double-Dong.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash.
 
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.
That's a shame gif goes here. 

Oh shit not the make up bag!

I would have thought that was its own separate bag for all she trowels on.

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash.

 

That's a shame gif goes here. 

too bad he didn't get her iPhone. i can't even imagine what a hacker could find on her iPhone if they could break in.  noodz, dirt, top secret intel.

1 hour ago, That Guy said:

Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever. 
 

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Hahaha. I thought that was a Gary Peterson type photoshop until I saw the video just below. The kids are dreading that the groupchats they're part of might leak. Or maybe they're the ones that leaked this latest batch.

Those kids have the look on their face that they were forced to attend. Most likely they spent all weekend asking Mom if there was anyway they could stay home. Of course, Hegseth couldn't attend an easter Monday (???) at the WH without his kids.

2 hours ago, That Guy said:

They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever. 

Do you think they call him dad or 'the guy who raped mom?'

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