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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

They’re unqualified just like us!

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

They look like "blood boys"

Come on down, Tyus. You’re the next SoD in the Trump Admin… 

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Come on down, Tyus. You’re the next SoD in the Trump Admin… 

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4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Come on down, Tyus. You’re the next SoD in the Trump Admin… 

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Dude.  No WAY will we get anyone that wise, measured, and qualified.

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Come on down, Tyus. You’re the next SoD in the Trump Admin… 

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Does Junior have a chance to get the nomination due to his vast and exceptional hunting skills?

The best people…..and totally not sus that she’s carrying around 3 grand in cash. Not sus at all.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/us/politics/kristi-noem-purse-stolen.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c&pvid=C579624A-F7E5-4882-BB86-A5360E6E66ED

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Kristi Noem’s Bag, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen

The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys.

A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington, the department confirmed.

Ms. Noem also confirmed the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday morning.

The department did not give specifics, but said it could confirm the details of a CNN article, which said that Ms. Noem’s bag also contained her driver’s license, medication, apartment keys and blank checks.

“Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren,” the department said via email. “She was using the cash withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities and Easter gifts.”

The Metropolitan Police Department in Washington on Monday referred questions to the Secret Service, which itself referred questions to Homeland Security.

Ms. Noem, the Republican governor of South Dakota before joining the Trump administration, has drawn attention for her provocative social media posts, including a video from a Salvadoran prison in which she wore an Immigration and Customs Enforcement cap and a Rolex watch.

As homeland security secretary, Ms. Noem runs a department that is in charge of the nation’s security. Its responsibilities include border control and immigration, terrorism protection and cybersecurity.

Agencies within the department include FEMA, the emergency agency; the Coast Guard; and the Secret Service.

 

 

Sorry.

Didn’t  realize that was already posted.

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8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I just heard this. He is drunk.

 

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I just heard this. He is drunk.

 

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wonder if that kid chose to be fat? 

RFK is working on it.

 

Those kids look like they've seen dad do some things. Like, "uh oh, he's getting wound up... look out"

Hegseth is a historical embarrassment, quite literally the most unqualified and most incompetent member of any administration so far...

Whos up next; Kid Rock, Steven Segal, Kyle Rittenhouse?

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Hegseth is a historical embarrassment, quite literally the most unqualified and most incompetent member of any administration so far...

Whos up next; Kid Rock, Steven Segal, Kyle Rittenhouse?

Yeah, dude....it's all three.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

Those Easter Morning bloody marys hit different, amirite?

The Royal We

 

avatar to post ratio is on point here.

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54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not really sure you could make this shit up

 

Either she ditched her secret service detail and was eating with Corey Lewandowski in some dive or the detail sucks at their job.  Also, who the fuck carries their passport around on the random?

If you’re walking around without $3k cash on your person, how are you even allowed to post on Surly? 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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So you’re saying that the little, fat kid will work in a Trump administration in the future. Or Tuesday. 

She had cash, passport, her meds; perfect bug out bag starter kit.  Also can’t wait til they blame an immigrant for the theft.

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's a miracle we haven't accidentally nuked someone yet. Or ourselves. 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

He also  would have to stand on a box.

Markwayne. 

Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name.

Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank. 

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Markwayne. 

Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name.

Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank. 

  

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There's not a Markwayne on the planet that isn't a pederast or serial killer. 

 

11 hours ago, Red Five said:

Remember all those times Lloyd Austin would get into slap fights online? 

But he once got sick and didn’t tell anyone. So both sides. 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Or 3000 cash?

Seems like she is buying drugs to me.   Civil Asset forfeit, is that a thing out there?

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Either she ditched her secret service detail and was eating with Corey Lewandowski in some dive or the detail sucks at their job.  Also, who the fuck carries their passport around on the random?

Maybe having drinks with the Sec Def.

17 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Maybe having drinks with the Sec Def.

that fuck would go through 3 grand at a happy hour.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

If you’re walking around without $3k cash on your person, how are you even allowed to post on Surly? 

We have people for that. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Markwayne. 

Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name.

Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank. 

Truly a tragedeigh. 

12 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Hope he gets fired and then kills himself

e: sp

Does the order really matter?

6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I just heard this. He is drunk.

 

Worse yet, someone stole one of his sideburns:

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3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Or 3000 cash?

She had just met with her Russian contact and hadn't been to the ATM yet. Or maybe she got it from this guy:

 

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