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Yeah, we're all gonna die.

Like, simultaneously.  And not in a really long time.

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I might willingly volunteer for Elon's Mars boondoggle at the rate this is going

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Attorney General Matt Gaetz.

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THE GUY WHO SEX TRAFFICKED AN UNDERAGE GIRL IS ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL LAWYER IN THE WORLD, AND CHRISTIANS ARE CLAPPING, BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS AND THIS COUNTRY DESERVES TO FALL.

 

 

 

Fucking god damned unbelievable world.  Fuck.

Just now, TexArcher said:

THE GUY WHO SEX TRAFFICKED AN UNDERAGE GIRL IS ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL LAWYER IN THE WORLD, AND CHRISTIANS ARE CLAPPING, BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS AND THIS COUNTRY DESERVES TO FALL.

 

 

 

Fucking god damned unbelievable world.  Fuck.

 

alpha male pounding poon !!!!!

if she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to breed !!!!!

get some !!!!!!!!! 

 

 

41 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

0% chance Gaetz is confirmed.  Zero. 

Saving this.

We’re one more MAGA term as POTUS from having contest winners serve as cabinet members.

 

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He should just go ahead and appoint his horse to Consul. 

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, we're all gonna die.

Like, simultaneously.  And not in a really long time.

 

if rfk jr doesn’t flame out, he’s going to thin out the herd 

putin’s hand picked choice here ….

 

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Markwayne Mullin on CNN says he "trusts President Trump's judgement" regarding Gaetz.  

Grassley reportedly couldn't speak for 30 seconds when told Gaetz was the pick.

Murkowski says "We need a serious AG.  I'm looking forward to considering somebody serious.  This was not on my bingo card".

Mullin also says recess appointments will be a "last resort", but that they will go that way "if necessary". 

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confirmed !

 

this is how you end a country 

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C'mon CR dwellers who have surfaced over the past week, please try to defend this shit to me. I could use a good laugh.

10 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Saving this.

wager a nice bottle or a round of golf?

54 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

At this point, that’s a given. It’s what America voted for so, let’s get it over with. Fuck everyone who voted for this fuck

They'll suffer the most.  Or at least suffer plenty.  Being poor is the ultimate sin with this admin.  Sure they'll tell you its trans / gay / black but in the end it's being poor.  Now I totally agree any of the aforementioned AND poor is terrible but many of these idiots that voted for him are going to have a very hungry leopard attached to their stupid faces. 

I've been the doomer among my family and friends. I have yet to talk to a single person outside of this website that thinks it's going to be as bad as I do.

AND IT'S GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN I COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

JFC. This is gasoline for the @linux accelerationist fire?

we knew it was coming and the picks are still just like wtf. really, a Russian asset as DNI

THE GUY WHO SEX TRAFFICKED AN UNDERAGE GIRL IS ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL LAWYER IN THE WORLD, AND CHRISTIANS ARE CLAPPING, BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS AND THIS COUNTRY DESERVES TO FALL.
 
 
 
Fucking god damned unbelievable world.  Fuck.

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3 minutes ago, naija said:

we knew it was coming and the picks are still just like wtf. really, a Russian asset as DNI

Well we voted one in as president so is it really that much worse?

Well the grand jury looking into his bullshit goes away so I doubt he’s too upset.

Now we just need Alex Jones as director of the CIA!

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Now we just need Alex Jones as director of the CIA!

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28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

They'll suffer the most.  Or at least suffer plenty.  Being poor is the ultimate sin with this admin.  Sure they'll tell you its trans / gay / black but in the end it's being poor.  Now I totally agree any of the aforementioned AND poor is terrible but many of these idiots that voted for him are going to have a very hungry leopard attached to their stupid faces. 

Whatever happens Fox News will blame democrats, and they will believe it. 

I mean, did y'all really think this was going to go any other way?

This is like the cabinet version of the Black Widows for Every Which Way but Loose

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someone dig up the thujune ms paint of a maga eating leaves out of their maga cap 

Can’t wait to hear all our local psychopaths tell us all how great these appointments are.

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can’t wait to hear all our local psychopaths tell us all how great these appointments are.

I went over to texags, and it was pretty meh on Gaetz.  Several posters said it was a bad pick. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

I went over to texags, and it was pretty meh on Gaetz.  Several posters said it was a bad pick. 

I mean, you know you're a galactic piece of shit if aggy agrees with everything you think and say, but they just can't get on board with your character issues.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Except for…

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Did all that shuckin and jivin for nothing fucking cucks.

Both these guys can be GOP butlers.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Except for…

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Did all that shuckin and jivin for nothing fucking cucks.

At least one is going to HUD.  

Not any news I've seen, just a feeling. 

Can't wait to see Flynn nominated for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff...

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

This is like the cabinet version of the Black Widows for Every Which Way but Loose

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well at least trumpco is sticking to theme and keeping some nazis around

I’m starting to think he’s trying to enrage democrats into doing their own J6.

Kashyap still in the board. Seems like FBI director for him. 

20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

there are rumors that DeSantis will appoint Lara Trump to Marco's seat.  

Not a rumor. Was reported that Trump has demanded the appointment of Lara-the-Mutt to Rubio's seat. Remains to be seen if diSantis will do it. Probably will. BUT diSantis appears to be pushing the FLA surgeon general (Ladapo) for HHS director. This could turn into a quid pro quo with the Rubio senate seat.

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