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  • 956 Worldwide
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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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12 hours ago, That Guy said:

Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever. 
 

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It’s painfully obvious he text the kiddos they’re going bombing Yemen tonight.  And some 4 star general is wondering why the fuck he’s going to Chuck E. Cheese.  

It’s painfully obvious he text the kiddos they’re going bombing Yemen tonight.  And some 4 star general is wondering why the fuck he’s going to Chuck E. Cheese.  

I mean, FFS, we’re probably a week away from bombing Chuck E Cheese.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean, FFS, we’re probably a week away from bombing Chuck E Cheese.

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Worse yet, someone stole one of his sideburns:
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We haven’t had a MAGA hair meltdown like this since Rudy’s hair-dye incident
1 hour ago, C-Man said:


We haven’t had a MAGA hair meltdown like this since Rudy’s hair-dye incident

How quickly you forgot about the self-cut JD sported to the donut shop.

 

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8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Worse yet, someone stole one of his sideburns:

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There was always something extra assholeish about Pete that I couldn't quite put my finger on until this morning.

The likeness is uncanny.

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15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He’ll expose himself?

It’s the pedo’s code. 

15 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

If only Marky-Wayne knew what “beadwindow” meant … 🙄

16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

Mother fucker ain't doing shit.

16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 


 

 

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16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater. 

Exactly what it says in the tweet. The coward Markwayne Mullin hiding like the little bitch he is.

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

So this is just basically Hegseth drunk texting

fify. no reason for the qualifier

Why do I get the impression that this is the scene at the Hegseth household every morning (also, this is lowkey the best scene in Flight, including the opening 20 minutes. I said what I said).  There's something about that slicked back hair and "what's up?" look Hegseth always has that suggests he needed a bump and an industrial level scrub to get out the door. 

 

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It’s going to be amazing after Hegseth is booted that Trump’s tipping point was Loomer in his ear.

Is whatever jagoff trump digs up from the right wing nuthouse going to be any worse? Probably so. 

We aren't hearing anything, but I can only imagine the horrific stuff going on with the FBI and intelligence agencies under those incompetent loons Patel and Gabbard. 

11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Sounds like Kanye’s code word with his cousin. 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

It’s going to be amazing after Hegseth is booted that Trump’s tipping point was Loomer in his ear.

Well, Trump doesn't give a fuck about classified information if it's "neat" and he can show it to people to impress them.  Multiple episodes of that during and after Trump I.

Why should he give a fuck about Hegseth doing the same thing?

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, Trump doesn't give a fuck about classified information if it's "neat" and he can show it to people to impress them.  Multiple episodes of that during and after Trump I.

Why should he give a fuck about Hegseth doing the same thing?

"Look, Laura Loomer is a beautiful and persuasive woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Someone very smart said it. She calls it a 'Loomjob', ok? She gives a great one, like you wouldn't believe."

 

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"Look, Laura Loomer is a beautiful and persuasive woman. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say. Someone very smart said it. She calls it a 'Loomjob', ok? She gives a great one, like you wouldn't believe."

I’ve really got to hand it to you; you’re the best on Surly at this. No one else comes close.

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

DUI to DEI?

Stefanik couldn't take the UN post because of numbers but Hunt could leave the House and take DoD?  

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Anytime a story comes out confirming the shitiness of this cabinet, I have to think about how big a loser piece of shit Matt Gaetz must be to not make the cut for this lineup of clowns.

From how he acts, I mistakenly thought Markwayne was ex-military. Now that I learn that he inherited his business from his dad and fought in a few MMA fights, it all makes much more sense. 

The problem with replacing Whiskey Pete is they’ll want someone who is just as dumb to be the replacement. It’s not “can you do the job” it’s “who will suck up more to turnip.”

They aren’t replacing Whiskey Pete with someone who is semi-competent so might as well keep it. 

Also, turnip has the maturity level of a 3 year old. Replacing Whiskey Pete means the perception is turnip is wrong and weak and he can’t have that.

13 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

DUI to DEI?

Not only DEI, but DEI Helicopter pilot.

On 4/22/2025 at 10:19 AM, Bateshorn said:

Why do I get the impression that this is the scene at the Hegseth household every morning (also, this is lowkey the best scene in Flight, including the opening 20 minutes. I said what I said).  There's something about that slicked back hair and "what's up?" look Hegseth always has that suggests he needed a bump and an industrial level scrub to get out the door. 

 

That movie is uncomfortable from start-to-finish. Great flick, though.

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Stefanik couldn't take the UN post because of numbers but Hunt could leave the House and take DoD?  

Sylvester Turner died and Abbott delayed the special election until November so that helps their numbers a bit.

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43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The problem with replacing Whiskey Pete is they’ll want someone who is just as dumb to be the replacement. It’s not “can you do the job” it’s “who will suck up more to turnip.”

They aren’t replacing Whiskey Pete with someone who is semi-competent so might as well keep it. 

Also, turnip has the maturity level of a 3 year old. Replacing Whiskey Pete means the perception is turnip is wrong and weak and he can’t have that.

TripleSecDef is an idiot completely at the mercy of Trump and that suits Trump fine.  Keeping him in place allows Trump to own the libs and the Deep State on the reg. The only reason to remove him is if he’s an electoral liability and one way or another DJT does not care about that.  
 

This admin acts like there will never be another election again and people should pay attention to that. 

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Pete’s drinking buddy

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I read that article and of course it’s unsurprising that all his top advisors came with him from his bullshit charities and are equally bro-y and incompetent. 

14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

DUI to DEI?

Hunt has been running TV ads on Fox4 DFW kissing Trump's ass almost daily.

25 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Pete’s drinking buddy

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"Pete, my man! You should've seen that sloppy Taco Bell shit I took last night when I got home from our rager. Dude, it piled up so high, the Tidy Bowl man floated over and planted a flag on it! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck. Oh, hey, you wanna get some more brewskis tonight at the tittie bar after we bomb Yemen?"

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On 4/21/2025 at 5:14 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not really sure you could make this shit up

 

 

Since all these lying liars do is lie, I wonder how much money was really stollen. 

Actually less, and that was supposed to be some sort of humblebrag?

Actually more, but saying 100K was stollen would be just too sus, even for those shameless whores?

 

 

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Since all these lying liars do is lie, I wonder how much money was really stollen. 

Actually less, and that was supposed to be some sort of humblebrag?

Actually more, but saying 100K was stollen would be just too sus, even for those shameless whores?

 

 

I dunno but short of being in Vegas or on vacation abroad, I can't think of a reason to carry that much cash - unless you're buying all the drugs for the party. definitely sus either way

Kristi, Kristi, Kristi… when will you ever learn? 
 

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Don’t leave home without it! 

58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I dunno but short of being in Vegas or on vacation abroad, I can't think of a reason to carry that much cash - unless you're buying all the drugs for the party. definitely sus either way

 

How much booze, coke, ecstasy, and weed would 3 large buy anyway? Asking for a cabinet member. 

 

On 4/22/2025 at 10:50 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

WARFIGHTERS fighting WARS on WARPHONES 

 

 

Want another example of a top government official transmitting classified information to someone he had a personal relationship with?

CIA Director David Petraeus

  • Fire by Obama in late 2012.
  • Investigated and then charged with mishandling classified information by the DOJ (you know, during Obama's 2nd term)
  • Pled Guilty in early 2015

 

 

Hard to imagine a world of similar accountabilty from Trump and a DOJ under his term.

18 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Is whatever jagoff trump digs up from the right wing nuthouse going to be any worse? Probably so. 

We aren't hearing anything, but I can only imagine the horrific stuff going on with the FBI and intelligence agencies under those incompetent loons Patel and Gabbard. 

The next person is always worse. It has been the rule of the Republican Party this century.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Kristi, Kristi, Kristi… when will you ever learn? 
 

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Don’t leave home without it! 

I love these dated references that I find on Surly. A few weeks back, someone posted a picture of George Steinbrenner with Billy Martin from the late 70s or early 80s and many of us olds gave it the +1 laugh rep. I try and remember that to a younger person, a Billy Martin reference in 2025 would be like if my grandfather had said something like "reminds me of Connie Mack, amirite?" in 1982. 

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