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  • 956 Worldwide
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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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Kinda shocked that guy has some sort of conscience or scruples way down in him.

9 hours ago, tx ind said:

Kinda shocked that guy has some sort of conscience or scruples way down in him.

Yep, when Billy Long is the model of ethics, we have definitely gone plaid.

John Eastman, Ken Chesebro, Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis and Jeff Clarke, all disbarred former lawyers of Trump, will soon be joined by Pam Bondi. They have to be asking themselves, why?

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

John Eastman, Ken Chesebro, Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis and Jeff Clarke, all disbarred former lawyers of Trump, will soon be joined by Pam Bondi. They have to be asking themselves, why?

It's because they touch themselves at night, right?

Most Americans won’t care:

https://www.axios.com/2025/08/12/trump-bls-antoni-jobs

President Trump's nominee to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics, E.J. Antoni, suggested the possibility of suspending the bureau's flagship monthly jobs report.

Why it matters: It's one of the world's most fundamental pieces of data, crucial for investors to understand the health of the U.S. economy.

 

Catch up quick: Antoni made the suggestion in an interview with Fox Business in response to concerns over the report's accuracy.

What they're saying: "How on Earth are businesses supposed to plan — or how is the Fed supposed to conduct monetary policy — when they don't know how many jobs are being added or lost in our economy? It's a serious problem that needs to be fixed immediately," Antoni told Fox Business.

The other side: Economists were quick to slam Antoni's suggestion.

  • "That would (be) a serious mistake in my estimation. It would only fuel critiques of a politicization of job market data and likely result in volatility across asset classes," RSM US chief economist Joe Brusuelas tells Axios.
  • "One gets the sense that comments like that will cause US Senators to question his wisdom, qualifications and suitability for the job."

The intrigue: The jobs report isn't the only major government program facing Antoni's scrutiny.

  • In a 2024 interview he called Social Security a "Ponzi scheme" that would eventually collapse.

This shit is absolutely downstream of how RFK Jr and the MAGA movement talks.

 

38 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This shit is absolutely downstream of how RFK Jr and the MAGA movement talks.

 

And remember....a targeted assault on an entire institution that a member of the admin demonizes....merits ZERO action.  Crickets chirping.

Big Ballz gets his ass kicked in DC (I don't care who it was by, deal lord he had it coming)?  SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD.

If you are a member of a group, or work at an organization, or anything like that, that the admin doesn't support....you're fucking on your own.  Best arm yourself, wear a vest, all that shit.  Because not only will they not help you when the attacks come, they will divert resources and ramp up the rhetoric to insure that MORE attacks come.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And remember....a targeted assault on an entire institution that a member of the admin demonizes....merits ZERO action.  Crickets chirping.

Big Ballz gets his ass kicked in DC (I don't care who it was by, deal lord he had it coming)?  SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD.

If you are a member of a group, or work at an organization, or anything like that, that the admin doesn't support....you're fucking on your own.  Best arm yourself, wear a vest, all that shit.  Because not only will they not help you when the attacks come, they will divert resources and ramp up the rhetoric to insure that MORE attacks come.

 

The Metropolitan Police Department is seeking the community’s assistance in identifying a person of interest in an attempted unarmed carjacking that occurred in Northwest.

Ordinarily, I would never, under any circumstances, support this kind of criminality.  But y’all, this is Big Balls.

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Eh. It’s like the Heisman these days. It’s lost all meaning. 

I mean, true, at least until Arch wins it this year and next year.

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Will the Smithsonian be able to get the putrid brown skid mark off the Constitution?

Should we change the name of the White House to The House of the Rising Sun? Have McDonalds on the Trump Veranda where the Rose Garden used to be! Here, you're a celebrity! Grab the help by the pussy! You can do anything you want! We have a dedicated gropery in the Epstein Maxwell Lounge. Ghislaine will treat you right!

For a $100k donation to the re-established Trump Charity of New York, you can watch a cabinet member kowtow to your favorite president on closed circuit TV. For a $million, you can sit in the Oval Office and watch in person!

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All that risk, sacrifice, and work. We can now be sure people can't return from the grave. Washington would have been the first to walk past the secretary and into the Oval Office. He'd close and lock the door.

LBJ, Lincoln, TR, Ike, Sam Adams. Any of them and there are more. This is my odd fantasy. Trump cuffed around the room until he's on the floor full fetal with fluids erupting from every terrified orifice. 

Alas.

I'd rather the republic be destroyed by Yellowstone volcano blowing up than this pathetic shit slide.

It's late. I'm getting worked up, again. Detach. Detach. Detach.

34 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rectal polyp and the indelible skidmarks.

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Ironist

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Noem: “I needed a place with a yard big enough to shoot my dog!”

I’ve never really noticed but he’s got quite the lisp

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

I’ve never really noticed but he’s got quite the lisp

he's really the perfect nazi incel goon. it's like the simulation did the same exercise Wyatt and Gary did in 'Weird Science" where someone it with all the pics and traits of hitler and his closest goons and the doll shat out Stephen Miller. I'm sure the lisp is one of his many insecurities that made him a monster

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Alex, what is "possess a spine?"

“Co-Deputy Director.” Assistant TO the Regional Manager? 
 

This is likely based on a need to have some actual management so Bongino can tweet and Kash can cosplay UFC in Vegas. 
 

 

“Co-Deputy Director.” Assistant TO the Regional Manager? 
 
This is likely based on a need to have some actual management so Bongino can tweet and Kash can cosplay UFC in Vegas. 
 
 

Yep.

Translation: the FBI apparently needs someone with actual experience and skills to run it. And the two meme-lords in charge weren’t that.
30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep.

Translation: the FBI apparently needs someone with actual experience and skills to run it. And the two meme-lords in charge weren’t that.

Bailey has a law degree.  Beyond that, he's a meme-lord too.  Twelve-year lawyer, all in legislative/government positions, no prosecution or investigation.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Alex, what is "possess a spine?"

So…next governor of Texas?

I know. Straight to hell. 


“Co-Deputy Director.”

 

Is that like being a co offensive coordinator? Asking for Charlie Strong 

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Co FBI Director is next. Patel’s bucked eyes pisses Trump off.

It brings me some measure of joy to see Rubio looking like he wants to off himself in every single still I've seen of him since he joined this administration.

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Didn’t dear leader just say it was already the safest place on earth a few days ago?

This really must be seen to be believed. It’s really…I just don’t have words…

 

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

This really must be seen to be believed. It’s really…I just don’t have words…

 

This was his first full cabinet meeting in 2017.

 

It’s gotten worse since 2017. The ass kissing in that recent cabinet meeting was otherworldly.

17 hours ago, Satchel said:

This really must be seen to be believed. It’s really…I just don’t have words…

 

I think that's known in the business as a blowbang. 

 

How do all of these people have absolutely no self respect?  It's so pathetic.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How do all of these people have absolutely no self respect?  It's so pathetic.

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15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How do all of these people have absolutely no self respect?  It's so pathetic.

Motto

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

How do all of these people have absolutely no self respect?  It's so pathetic.

You do realize that at this very moment, there are 50,000+ undergrads at Texas A&M.

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This really must be seen to be believed. It’s really…I just don’t have words…
 

I was gonna post this. How fucking insecure do you have to be? If I was in that chair and the people around me started in on that ball washing session I would cut them off so fast. But he needs it like he needs air. He's the worst fucking human on the planet

That cabinet meeting is unbelievable. If anyone watches that and isn't embarrassed and disgusted then I don't even know what to say.

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