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1 hour ago, Okie State said:

That cabinet meeting is unbelievable. If anyone watches that and isn't embarrassed and disgusted then I don't even know what to say.

Can't bring myself to watch it, might explode from rage. 

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

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    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Can't bring myself to watch it, might explode from rage. 

Don't bother. It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever watched.

31 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Don't bother. It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever watched.

It might actually be worse than that. *If* we get through this, those clips of the simps sitting around the table debasing themselves in front of Dear Leader need to play ad nauseum every time they're seen publicly for the rest of their lives. Imagine the most cringe-worthy/embarrassing you've done in your life and then multiply it by a thousand and you might get close to how pathetic that was. Seth Meyers during A Closer Look joked that even Trump sat back after that and said, "That was a bit much."

52 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It might actually be worse than that. *If* we get through this, those clips of the simps sitting around the table debasing themselves in front of Dear Leader need to play ad nauseum every time they're seen publicly for the rest of their lives. Imagine the most cringe-worthy/embarrassing you've done in your life and then multiply it by a thousand and you might get close to how pathetic that was. Seth Meyers during A Closer Look joked that even Trump sat back after that and said, "That was a bit much."

Pod Save America guys were talking about what Obama would have done if his cabinet tried something like that (he would have been beyond furious). "What the fuck are y'all doing?"

This happened in the first term too. Not sure why anyone is surprised. 

I had a Quito, Ecuador layover yesterday. Little Marco was staying at our hotel. I assume he was scouting locations for housing more pool and lawn guys. The hotel put him on the 8th floor in a tiny room. They always put us on the top floor next to the presidential suite, so fuck him.

Not really a csb.

On 9/3/2025 at 2:36 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This happened in the first term too. Not sure why anyone is surprised. 

Y'know, in a very first cabinet meeting of a brand-new administration, before hardly anything is done, it might be sort of appropriate to congratulate the President and express gratitude and optimism for the appointment.

But six-plus months in a very active administration, that's fucking insane.  I mean, if we assume that normal cabinet meetings are all about conducting the business of taking care that the laws are faithfully executed and all that good shit.

What do they put in their hair to make it look greasy?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

What do they put in their hair to make it look greasy?

Lard

Is Pete Hegseth the most prodigious, shameless ass kisser in the history of American politics?

29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Is Pete Hegseth the most prodigious, shameless ass kisser in the history of American politics?

Besides how much Trump fellates Putin?

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

What do they put in their hair to make it look greasy?

 

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Lard

Close. It's beef tallow.

12 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The MAGA cult requires women to undergo ritual scarification.

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Possibly more bizarre is that the pic on the left is from 2023, pre-bastard child, while that on the right is from 2025, her "official portrait." 

She can't figure out whether she's Trump's wholesome whore or just a general-purpose whore.

 

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Scott Bessent is very butch, apparently.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/m-gonna-punch-f-ing-095500774.html

“Why the fuck are you talking to the president about me? Fuck you,” Bessent told Pulte. “I’m gonna punch you in your fucking face.”

Pulte appeared stunned, and the tense encounter prompted club co-owner and financier Omeed Malik to intervene, according to the three people. But Bessent wasn’t having it — he sought to get him kicked out, the eyewitness said.

“It’s either me or him,” Bessent said to Malik. “You tell me who’s getting the fuck out of here.”

“Or,” he added, “we could go outside.”

“To do what?” asked Pulte. “To talk?”

“No,” Bessent replied. “I’m going to fucking beat your ass.”

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Imagine getting challenged to a fight by Scott Bessent and not immediately taking him up on it 

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Imagine getting challenged to a fight by Scott Bessent and not immediately taking him up on it 

This. Had this happened to me and once I was able to control my laughter, I would have asked any bystanders to come outside and watch how I beat his ass with a huge smile and occasional belly laugh.

This whole administration is full of people who needed a good ass kicking as a child.

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33 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

This whole administration is full of people who needed a good ass kicking as a child.

 

These Uncs need to back off on the TRT. 

I'm old enough to remember when Pete Hegseth was the most incompetent person in the Trump administration

Related to Patel’s appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee:

https://newrepublic.com/post/200516/kash-patel-damning-fact-check-enemies-list

You can continue to characterize it as you wish, the only actions we take—generally speaking—for personnel at the FBI are what’s based on merit qualifications and your ability to uphold your constitutional duty. You fall short, you won’t work there anymore,” he added.

Well, there was a list,” Whitehouse said. “You don’t like it to be called an enemies list, but it had about 60 names, and about 20 have had adverse actions. So I think those are pretty clear facts.”

Fuck me -- is Kash Patel wearing a Liverpool FC tie?

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49 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Fuck me -- is Kash Patel wearing a Liverpool FC tie?

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your favorite resident everton poster made precisely that point here:

 

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Did that come out of a gumball machine? 

It really is wild how not a one of them have ever read a Punisher comic. Frank would go apeshit on their asses

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Scott Bessent and Kevin Hassett are on separate morning shows right now and my OCD is going crazy.

One of the motherfuckers needs a middle initial in their chyron.

https://www.insidehook.com/internet/peter-thiel-praxis-next-great-city-greenland

https://jacobin.com/2025/01/trump-greenland-tech-billionaires-mining

https://www.popsci.com/technology/billionaire-freedom-city-greenland/

https://www.thenerdreich.com/tech-billionaires-want-to-build-a-network-state-in-greenland/

Is this the context of his plans? This is the reason for Trump's odd, early focus on Greenland?

Thiel fancies himself a visionary but nothing new about this colonialist fantasy of a gated land for the wealthy devoid of accountability.

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

https://www.insidehook.com/internet/peter-thiel-praxis-next-great-city-greenland

https://jacobin.com/2025/01/trump-greenland-tech-billionaires-mining

https://www.popsci.com/technology/billionaire-freedom-city-greenland/

https://www.thenerdreich.com/tech-billionaires-want-to-build-a-network-state-in-greenland/

Is this the context of his plans? This is the reason for Trump's odd, early focus on Greenland?

Thiel fancies himself a visionary but nothing new about this colonialist fantasy of a gated land for the wealthy devoid of accountability.

Do we want to stop Thiel and all the other crypto weirdos from moving to Greenland?  The sooner they leave, the better.  Once they settle in and we get some competent government here, we should nuke their ass sideways.

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Do we want to stop Thiel and all the other crypto weirdos from moving to Greenland?  The sooner they leave, the better.  Once they settle in and we get some competent government here, we should nuke their ass sideways.

Hmm, wait a minute. Like a penal colony for maga? This is not a terrible idea.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hmm, wait a minute. Like a penal colony for maga? This is not a terrible idea.

I'd rather send them to North Sentinel Island and see how things go from there.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hmm, wait a minute. Like a penal colony for maga? This is not a terrible idea.

America's Siberia

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hmm, wait a minute. Like a penal colony for maga? This is not a terrible idea.

They can run all of their data centers from Greenland and see how well their corporate dictatorship works on a small  scale.

These fuckers want a law-free nation state all their own so they can 1) wage economic war on the US, 2) wage information and cultural war on the US, and 3) commit every human rights violation imaginable (child rape, slavery, you name it) with no consequences.
Fuck these evil shits.
Let them go someplace where they have no military backing, and have any number of countries conquer their asses, try them for crimes against humanity, and hang them.

21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Do we want to stop Thiel and all the other crypto weirdos from moving to Greenland?  The sooner they leave, the better.  Once they settle in and we get some competent government here, we should nuke their ass sideways.

No shit, let those larping weirdos have their penile colony somewhere.

Fucking Elmo, Thiel, Andreesen, Yarvin, they're all made for each other.

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18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Whiskey Pete gon FAFO.

There's a simple solution.  Every retired military officer should state/post Kelly's admonition, word-for-word.  Want to prosecute officers for following their oath and reminding others of same?   Good.  Bring it, you gutless little bitch.

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