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Wait, Republicans think you need proof to call people pedos now? 

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    Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates. 

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    Gaetz thought he’d be working with JV Dance and bailed when he found out it was JD Vance. 

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I genuinely don't understand why you post here. Literally everyone here thinks you're of significantly below-average intelligence.  Even the people who agree with your positions on a topic sigh a

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4 minutes ago, Balcones said:

If he is a pedo, why is he not in prison?

Oh how sweet. I bet you think a felon can’t be president, too. 

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is not the time for despair. These are the punk rock times. We have been training all our lives for this and I for one am excited. 

Aww you make me sad. Edgelords really have nowhere to go anymore. These times are not for you. 

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2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh how sweet. I bet you think a felon can’t be president, too. 

You mean the real estate value thing? Haha. 

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

do you think every pedo 100% ends up in prison? 

or president.

Just now, Balcones said:

What exactly is incorrect?

From the linked article:

The federal sex trafficking investigation that began under Attorney General Bill Barr during Trump’s first term focused on allegations that Gaetz and onetime political ally Joel Greenberg paid underage girls and escorts or offered them gifts in exchange for sex.

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13 minutes ago, Balcones said:

If he is a pedo, why is he not in prison?

Stop It And You GIF
 

Twisting yourself into knots to defend pedos, rapists, and bad baseball coaches. What a fucking clown.

11 minutes ago, Balcones said:

The FBI opened the investigation in 2020, found nothing in 2022, and shut it down in 2023. Maybe the Pensacola County Sheriff should throw their vast resources at it? 

Now do Donald

12 minutes ago, Balcones said:

The FBI opened the investigation in 2020, found nothing in 2022, and shut it down in 2023. Maybe the Pensacola County Sheriff should throw their vast resources at it? 

I’m confused though. Is there or isn’t there lawfare going on by this administration?

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29 minutes ago, Balcones said:

You remember me. I have no idea who you are. 

David Pierce is fired because he's dog shit and you defending Gaetz is on brand for a complete fucking retard that you are.

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m confused though. Is there or isn’t there lawfare going on by this administration?

3 years of investigation. Not even a jaywalking charge. Get mad at the Dems. I know they are light on crime, but pedos should be charged.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Our new SecDef with white nationalist tats

 

 

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Bwahaha, he also shopped in his lats.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Our new SecDef with white nationalist tats

 

 

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Wow

The end state of Q-Anon is putting Matt Gaetz in charge of law enforcement. 

24 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Wait, Republicans think you need proof to call people pedos now? 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

For what???  Can we even talk about it yet?

Well, it IS Pennsylvania.

 

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19 minutes ago, Balcones said:

3 years of investigation. Not even a jaywalking charge. Get mad at the Dems. I know they are light on crime, but pedos should be charged.

Didn’t really answer my question. Shouldn’t he have been charged regardless of proof because of lawfare?

Watching these picks roll in— Gabbard, Gaetz, the DoD guy— it reminds me of those stories where old people get catfished or fall for a Nigerian prince scam and then realize they’ve been scammed but keep sending money because they miss the connection or are too embarrassed to admit they’ve gotten scammed. Truly a masterclass into human psychology. 

1 hour ago, Balcones said:

If he is a pedo, why is he not in prison?

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2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Too bad for you my educational achievement at elite universities, career and bank account are anything but inferior. 

Didn't you go to the University of Houston?

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3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Too bad for you my educational achievement at elite universities, career and bank account are anything but inferior. 

How much money do you have?  

 

4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Massie for Speaker. Best Congressman by miles. Trump’s transition is going better than I could have imagined. 

This might be the first time I’ve seen @Schulz2.0 neg someone. 

 

 

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So, Trump is a cook…he’s baking a cake….he finds the cheapest, 3rd-rate worst ingredients he can find….mixes them up and bakes. No icing.  Anybody want some of his cake?

4 hours ago, Texaus said:

I really shouldn’t be surprised by anything Trump does anymore, but this surprises me. 

This is Trump’s initial “fuck you”…..he’s working for Putin now.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Defend Matthew Fucking Gaetz as Attorney General of the United States.

I double dog dare you.

Besides his personal unsuitability, he has fewer than two years as a practicing lawyer.  The rest as political hack.

It’s obvious that Trump doesn’t want anyone competent in serious positions…just put everything on auto-pilot until it crashes….and it will.

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

can they still release the report? i mean just to rub america's face in it, why not? 

Biden can have it released….what can they do to him?  Absolutely nothing.

It’s been a week a this shit is insane. What the hell is gonna for 4 years 

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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The Tulsi appointment is absolutely insane. Gaetz was expected, birds of a feather.  

5 hours ago, ut1978 said:

No. He'd have to return to military service....I ***think*** he's retired. However his brother heads PACOM...that could be a possibility.

How about Roger Stone, MTG, Boobert, and Laura Loomer...do we have them pencilled in for anything?

His brother just retired.  

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Kashyap still in the board. Seems like FBI director for him. 

A practised Chutiya. A fucking Bharwa [very derogatory Hindi curses] NOTHING good will come from this.

4 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

The Tulsi appointment is absolutely insane. Gaetz was expected, birds of a feather.  

I wonder if the lunacy of the Gaetz pick is just meant to distract from the absurd level of Gabbard dangerousness 

4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck off I’m enjoying y’all whine and gnash your teeth about Trump. I have been waiting for a President to do what he is doing since I volunteered for Pat Buchanan back in 1996. I’m enjoying myself and laughing at you losers. This board needs the perspective of the True Believers.

Did you pray your gay away?

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I wonder if the lunacy of the Gaetz pick is just meant to distract from the absurd level of Gabbard dangerousness 

It’s incredible we are even discussing these names in this thread. I’m peering out onto Brisket’s ledge. 

5 minutes ago, ut1978 said:

A practised Chutiya. A fucking Bharwa [very derogatory Hindi curses] NOTHING good will come from this.

New one to me. From wiki

The Chutias worshipped a primordial male deity and a primordial female deity. The male was called Kundimama, Balia-Baba or Pisha-dema, known by the Kacharis as Bathau or Bathau Brai[34] and the female deity was called Kechaikhati or Pisha-si.[35] The worship of the tribal goddess Kesai Khaiti, commonly found among other Bodo-Kachari groups[36][37][38][39][40] The worship of the goddess Kechaikhaiti was officiated by the priestly section that came to be today identified as the Deori people; and other Bodo-Kachari peoples had their respective priests who too were called Deori.[41]

Another god and goddess were the Bura and Buri or the "Old Ones." which under later Hindu influence became Shiva and Shakti.[42]

6 minutes ago, ut1978 said:

A practised Chutiya. A fucking Bharwa [very derogatory Hindi curses] NOTHING good will come from this.

A fucking guy?

7 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I wonder if the lunacy of the Gaetz pick is just meant to distract from the absurd level of Gabbard dangerousness 

Todd Blanche…is the training wheels for Gaetz.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

New one to me. From wiki

The Chutias worshipped a primordial male deity and a primordial female deity. The male was called Kundimama, Balia-Baba or Pisha-dema, known by the Kacharis as Bathau or Bathau Brai[34] and the female deity was called Kechaikhati or Pisha-si.[35] The worship of the tribal goddess Kesai Khaiti, commonly found among other Bodo-Kachari groups[36][37][38][39][40] The worship of the goddess Kechaikhaiti was officiated by the priestly section that came to be today identified as the Deori people; and other Bodo-Kachari peoples had their respective priests who too were called Deori.[41]

Another god and goddess were the Bura and Buri or the "Old Ones." which under later Hindu influence became Shiva and Shakti.[42]

Dude,

 

I don't know any of this. But you should trust me...using those words on a Mumbai street could start a good fight. Chutiya=cunt, Bharwa=pimp

Thought of some more titles:

Con Air Force One

It's PAT-thological

From Russia with No Lube

The Manchurian Can-of-Fucking-Shit

1 minute ago, ut1978 said:

I don't know any of this.

I don't either. Sounds like some weird caste shit to me though. 

19 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

The Tulsi appointment is absolutely insane. Gaetz was expected, birds of a feather.  

Tulsi=Russian asset

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