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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Have been rather busy these last two weeks, here's Friday's report from Texas: 597 cases, an increase of 36 from the 15th. 62 patients hospitalized since the onset of outbreak.

Potter County is a new addition I believe

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Thanks! I had to run to the airport late this afternoon to pick someone up. It looks like they screwed up the data entry for Midland County in that column, although the totals add up to what they should be. Midland reported a third case yesterday.

 

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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Lovejoy ISD is right next to Allen and North of Plano 

 

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We know this will be retracted, right?

Dated last Friday. 11 days after the exposure? That seems..weird?

So the people who worried about being tracked by chips in the Covid vaccine voted for people who want to track people with autism?

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

So the people who worried about being tracked by chips in the Covid vaccine voted for people who want to track people with autism?

Exhibit eleventy billion in the case of "irony isn't just dead, it's been dismembered and disposed of in a series of unmarked graves."

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Exhibit eleventy billion in the case of "irony isn't just dead, it's been dismembered and disposed of in a series of unmarked graves."

When they do it, it's wrong.  When we do it, it's different

Measles update for today: 624 cases, an increase of 27 since the last update.

 

18 hours ago, drt said:

Dated last Friday. 11 days after the exposure? That seems..weird?

The rash sometimes doesn't appear up to 14 days after exposure. If someone doesn't know they've been exposed, etc, then it may not be that unusual for them to think they just have a cold or other similar illness as early symptoms are fever, runny nose, and cough.

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Measles update for today: 624 cases, an increase of 27 since the last update.

Within Texas, it looks like it's mainly staying on the Caprock.

New cases:

  • GAINES (Seminole) +15
  • LUBBOCK                  +5
  • BAILEY* (Muleshoe)  +2
  • EL PASO                    +2
  • ECTOR (Odessa)       +1
  • MIDLAND                +1

* New county

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Add milk sickness to the shitshow third world country we are becoming

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-suspends-milk-quality-tests-amid-workforce-cuts-2025-04-21/

The Food and Drug Administration is suspending a quality control program for testing of fluid milk and other dairy products due to reduced capacity in its food safety and nutrition division, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.

The suspension is another disruption to the nation's food safety programs after the termination and departure of 20,000 employees of the Department of Health and Human Services, which includes the FDA, as part of President Donald Trump's effort to shrink the federal workforce.

The FDA this month also suspended existing and developing programs that ensured accurate testing for bird flu in milk and cheese and pathogens like the parasite Cyclospora in other food products.

Effective Monday, the agency suspended its proficiency testing program for Grade "A" raw milk and finished products, according to the email sent in the morning from the FDA's Division of Dairy Safety and addressed to "Network Laboratories."

Grade "A" milk, or fluid milk, meets the highest sanitary standards.

The testing program was suspended because FDA's Moffett Center Proficiency Testing Laboratory, part of its division overseeing food safety, "is no longer able to provide laboratory support for proficiency testing and data analysis," the email said.

Looks like Blue Bell Creameries can go back to listeria production in their facilities if inspections in the food service industry are becoming nonexistent. For the free market aficionados who think self-regulation will work because killing customers is bad for business, I'm sure the companies can run the numbers on how many ill or dead before it becomes unprofitable.

Milk with a side of bacteria, chalk, melamine, and tuberculosis is what America voted for and now we have it.

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What’s that stuff the Chinese put in milk so they can water it down?

22 minutes ago, Parliament said:

What’s that stuff the Chinese put in milk so they can water it down?

 

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41 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Looks like Blue Bell Creameries can go back to listeria production in their facilities if inspections in the food service industry are becoming nonexistent. For the free market aficionados who think self-regulation will work because killing customers is bad for business, I'm sure the companies can run the numbers on how many ill or dead before it becomes unprofitable.

Milk with a side of bacteria, chalk, melamine, and tuberculosis is what America voted for and now we have it.

It's only unprofitable when the commie fake news media reports on the deaths.

48 minutes ago, Parliament said:

What’s that stuff the Chinese put in milk so they can water it down?

It's piss.

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What a joke we are. What stop is joke on the route to being great again?

I think the stops along the line are:
       Farce -> Joke -> Parody -> Cartoon -> Hoax -> Traveshamockery
So we've still got a ways to go.

Normally I'd get the measles vaccine.  But then I thought, when am I ever going to get back to the Mennonite community in West Texas?

On 4/23/2025 at 8:53 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

What a joke we are. What stop is joke on the route to being great again?

Making measles great again!

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

It has been eradicated since 2000.  Endemic status was threatened once in NY in 2019, but the Texas one is special.

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Fucking morons, with Texas probably leading the way.

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2833361

Question  How will declining childhood vaccination rates affect the risk of outbreaks and reemergence of previously eliminated infectious diseases in the US?

Findings  At current state-level vaccination rates, measles may become endemic again; increasing vaccine coverage would prevent this. Under a 50% decline in childhood vaccination in the US, the simulation model predicted 51.2 million measles cases over a 25-year period, 9.9 million rubella cases, 4.3 million poliomyelitis cases, 197 diphtheria cases, 10.3 million hospitalizations, and 159 200 deaths.

Meaning  Childhood vaccination at a high coverage level is needed to prevent resurgence of vaccine-preventable infectious diseases and their infection-related complications in the US.

Second confirmed measles case in Travis county.  Picked up by a vaccinated person......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO.  An unvaccinated fuckwad piece of shit, of course.  But, at least he didn't expose anyone else to it.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OF COURSE HE EXPOSED PEOPLE:

Officials report that the infected person visited several locations in and around Austin over the past week, which include:

  • An office building at 300 Colorado St., on Wednesday, April 16, from 9 a.m. – 7 p.m.  
  • Maaribu Coffee Shop, 1413 S 1st St., on Thursday, April 17, from 8:45 a.m. – 11:30 a.m. 
  • Curra’s, 614 E Oltorf St., on Thursday, April 17, from 5:45 p.m. – 9:30 p.m. 
  • Starbucks, 1920 E Riverside Dr., on Friday, April 18, from 10:08 a.m. – 12:08 p.m. 
  • UPS Store, 2407 S Congress Ave. STE E, on Saturday, April 19, from 1 p.m. – 5 p.m. 
  • Hestia Restaurant, 607 W 3rd St. #105, on Saturday, April 19, from 5:45 p.m. – 11 p.m. 
  • Walgreens, 1920 E Riverside Dr. Bldg B, on Sunday, April 20, from 8:45 a.m. – 12 p.m. 
  • Pueblo Viejo, 2410 E Riverside Dr. STE H-8, on Sunday, from April 20, 8:45 a.m. – 12 p.m. 
  • CareNow, 1920 E Riverside Dr. Suite A110, on Sunday, April 20, from 8 a.m. – 12 p.m.

Because, you know, being vaccinated is totally a personal choice, and fuck any consequences for anyone else, I get to do whatever I want and fuck you and your interests or health.  ME ME ME ME ME.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Second confirmed measles case in Travis county.  Picked up by a vaccinated person......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO.  An unvaccinated fuckwad piece of shit, of course.  But, at least he didn't expose anyone else to it.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OF COURSE HE EXPOSED PEOPLE:

 

Ain't my problem he lives in South Austin.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Ain't my problem he lives in South Austin.

But you know that you routinely sit at the bar at Hestia with your plastic surgery-enhanced younger mistress.

I mean, I've heard that's a thing.

Kxan reported he was vaccinated. Where’d you see he wasn’t? 

Kxan reported he was vaccinated. Where’d you see he wasn’t? 

KVUE said unvaccinated, per Austin public health.
31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

KVUE said unvaccinated, per Austin public health.

Meanwhile, asking all of the people refusing to vaccinate their kids to get their kids vaccinated, and they're all like

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Was just told (haven’t verified) that 3 people have died in Mammoth Lakes, CA from Hanta virus. 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Shoulda been taking their Vitamin E and Ivomec.

And Cod Liver Oil because if the measles doesn't kill them then liver failure from overdosing cod oil can.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was just told (haven’t verified) that 3 people have died in Mammoth Lakes, CA from Hanta virus. 

https://www.sfgate.com/california/article/mammoth-mountain-hanta-virus-death-20292845.php

16 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

And Cod Liver Oil because if the measles doesn't kill them then liver failure from overdosing cod oil can.

What if I take it with alcohol?

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was just told (haven’t verified) that 3 people have died in Mammoth Lakes, CA from Hanta virus. 

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Mexico has issued a U.S. travel warning due to the ongoing measles outbreak in Texas and elsewhere. With testing, the health authorities in Mexico linked cases in a border state in Mexico (560) to the west Texas outbreak. Last year, the entire country had 7 cases.

43 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Mexico has issued a U.S. travel warning due to the ongoing measles outbreak in Texas and elsewhere. With testing, the health authorities in Mexico linked cases in a border state in Mexico (560) to the west Texas outbreak. Last year, the entire country had 7 cases.

That's rich

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