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Meh. Just folks pre-reserving spots at a re-education camp. 

The only way someone should be afraid of that fat tub of shit is if he threatened to sit on them

Polis is high on the names to watch for 2028 for me.

Ii like Polis a lot. He's a sensible, relatively moderate Democrat that can speak clearly and convincingly to a broad coalition.

 

But he's gay. So he's got no chance in 2028.

14 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Ii like Polis a lot. He's a sensible, relatively moderate Democrat that can speak clearly and convincingly to a broad coalition.

 

But he's jewish and bald and  gay. So he's got no chance in 2028.

FIFY

 

 

Another election night murder.  You can't really blame the media's influence, or Trump hyperbole on this one, but I'm sure it didn't help.  

 

Google results

 

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Burke had been upset about the election, and knew Trump would beat Kamala Harris. An already agitated Burke reportedly snapped when her dad, Timothy Burke, refused to switch the lights off.

She said it was Trump’s victory that “overwhelmed” her and pushed her to the breaking point.

According to Burke’s LinkedIn, she is a training program manager at Blue Origin, Jeff Bezos’ spacecraft company. She is married to prominent transgender writer Samantha Leigh Allen

Burke reportedly considered the attack to be an “act of liberation,” according to charging documents.

 

 

 

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wrong thread

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

wrong thread

 

 

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Burke reportedly considered the attack to be an “act of liberation,” according to charging documents.

 

@PRONG HORN maybe the Power Lesbians, whatever that is, are coming for you next. Maybe you should flee the country and never post on Surly again. You know, for your safety.

 

 

 

 

 

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A woman is now receiving treatment after she damaged power equipment and climbed a substation transformer in Salt Lake City Wednesday morning during what police say was a mental health episode.

Kent said he heard the woman yelling about how the world was no longer safe for her or future children and negotiators attempting to convince her to come down from the power structure. As the situation unfurled over the next 20 to 30 minutes, Kent said a large crowd of people gathered near the substation.

 

On 11/14/2024 at 1:56 AM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

Another election night murder.  You can't really blame the media's influence, or Trump hyperbole on this one, but I'm sure it didn't help.  

 

Google results

 

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Maybe could have tried going to look for the cause.

On 11/13/2024 at 8:36 PM, mchookem said:

saw this today, my governor stepping up. bless his heart. lol

https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2024/11/13/jb-pritzker-jared-polis-governors-coalition-democracy-safeguards-donald-trump

 

it won't make a shit but might be interesting to see what states are trying to do to mitigate the shitshow.

or not. whatever. 

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Would be nice to have a governor who would "step up" on anything...anything...

But instead we stuck with this broken ass bitch who keeps trying to attract Trump's attention like a fawning school girl...

Greg Abbott's Radical Term in Texas | The New Yorker

 

 

L.A. Times doing it's part for the resistance

 

 

 

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Ngl, I wouldn’t get out and say anything, but I’d keep driving if I saw a Trump sign. MAGA’s whole schtick is promising to hurt people you don’t like, so no I won’t help you.  Fuck them. 

9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Ngl, I wouldn’t get out and say anything, but I’d keep driving if I saw a Trump sign. MAGA’s whole schtick is promising to hurt people you don’t like, so no I won’t help you.  Fuck them. 

 

 

Becoming your enemy is not how you win.  

 

 

On 11/15/2024 at 10:49 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Would be nice to have a governor who would "step up" on anything...anything...

But instead we stuck with this broken ass bitch who keeps trying to attract Trump's attention like a fawning school girl...

Greg Abbott's Radical Term in Texas | The New Yorker

Doesn’t even have the decency to use an enclosed lectern to hide those useless appendages from the normal folk

That video is sus. Helene was how many weeks ago?  They blur the face of the homeowner but not the aid worker?  The aid worker decides to offer up this opinion and withholding of additional aid?  And using it to reach the conclusion that “they have never been tolerant and graceful?”

On 11/15/2024 at 10:49 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Would be nice to have a governor who would "step up" on anything...anything...

But instead we stuck with this broken ass bitch who keeps trying to attract Trump's attention like a fawning school girl...

Greg Abbott's Radical Term in Texas | The New Yorker

I hate that stupid ass little podium they stick in front of him as much as I hate Abbott himself. I wish someone (not a surly poster for you FBI rats reading this) would beat him to death with it.

46 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

Becoming your enemy is not how you win.  

 

 

Your team became simps for Russia, so you’re wrong (as usual).

22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hate that stupid ass little podium they stick in front of him as much as I hate Abbott himself. I wish someone (not a surly poster for you FBI rats reading this) would beat him to death with it.

Or

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You could take it from right in front of him and if you can make it to some stairs you’d be home free. 

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2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

Becoming your enemy is not how you win.  

 

 

Sometimes it is.

Oh, I see this is the prong horn shit posting thread. Fun!

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no, it's not...i specifically mentioned states and governors, you know, government officials and entities who may try to push back against the fascist regime and christian nationalism.

but some people are stupid and want to shit on every thread 🙄 

Your browsing experience will be much more pleasant with pronghorn on ignore 

13 hours ago, mchookem said:

no, it's not...i specifically mentioned states and governors, you know, government officials and entities who may try to push back against the fascist regime and christian nationalism.

but some people are stupid and want to shit on every thread 🙄 

 

 

Oh you want this thread just for that purpose?  All you have to do is specify, which isn't exactly what your first post said.  

17 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Your browsing experience will be much more pleasant with pronghorn on ignore 

Yes, as long as you’re mindful of your own bubble. It’s important to get a little dose of how the simple-minded think. He’s a fine example of the folks the algorithm has radicalized.

I totally understand ignoring him if you’ve got 1 or more of these mush-brained buffoons in your offline life. You deserve the online getaway.

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ANYway...on the actual thread topic...

Denver mayor is trying but def getting threatened.

i really hope a lot of this is bluster, on both sides. guess since CO is the only state that went more blue, makes sense if it becomes ground zero for...whatever this conflict ends up being. 

gotdammit 😝

 

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Alright, fellas. Time to drag this thread up from the third page. We all know where this shitshow is going. You and I won't have any other choice but to become active participants one way or another, or else watch us piss away the prosperity of our children/grandchildren/nieces/nephews/young side pieces, whatever. We might as well dedicate at least one thread on this board for real action. 

Thankfully, the resistance is building. Just ask Lisa.

https://surlyx.com/lisamurkowski/status/1887185844882358562

The Chop Wood, Carry Water substack is a great resource for action, including call lists for Congress and much needed bits of good news. I've signed up for an email a day and I don't regret it. 

A general strike is already being planned. 11 million signatures needed then it's go time. Info: https://generalstrikeus.com/

Why 11 million? Because of this bit of research. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190513-it-only-takes-35-of-people-to-change-the-world

Stuff's happening. There is no need to scream into the void.

 

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signed up for both

On 11/13/2024 at 11:09 PM, gmr548 said:

Polis is high on the names to watch for 2028 for me.

Why, what do you think is in 2028?

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Why, what do you think is in 2028?

What do I personally think is in 2028?  The coronation of Trump as king, governing by the divine will of God.  Because see, the Constitution says that a person can't run for president for a third term.  But it doesn't ever say the words "Donald Trump cannot be anointed as king for life," and as a strict constructionist, I say that if the power is not expressly excluded, then he must have it.

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What do I personally think is in 2028?  The coronation of Trump as king, governing by the divine will of God.  Because see, the Constitution says that a person can't run for president for a third term.  But it doesn't ever say the words "Donald Trump cannot be anointed as king for life," and as a strict constructionist, I say that if the power is not expressly excluded, then he must have it.

this whole thing was good as usual... but John Oliver's appearance at 5:30 is great

 

new season of Last Week starts this Sunday. lucky him, he has dual citizenship.

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