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On 11/17/2024 at 7:12 PM, Hate said:

I drive in Texas and Louisiana mostly. I don't flip anyone off. 

Same. I have blown a kiss with a wink at someone that was road raging at me. The reactions varied, some people got more angry, some looked confused and one guy started laughing.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Same. I have blown a kiss with a wink at someone that was road raging at me. The reactions varied, some people got more angry, some looked confused and one guy started laughing.

I give thumbs up

11 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I give thumbs up

Makes a lot of sense that you’re aggy.

  • 2 weeks later...

you know they say if you only read the posts you love you’ll never neg a day in your life. 

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  • 4 months later...

who is this felix person, and why do they hate everything?

 

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6 hours ago, Derka said:

who is this felix person, and why do they hate everything?

 

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Maybe it's one of slorch's socks

8 hours ago, Derka said:

who is this felix person cat, and why do they hate everything?

 

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Fixed

8 hours ago, Captainant said:

Maybe it's one of slorch's socks

Slorch had one namechange and it went through the boss.

 

Otherwise, rent free. I have a good handful of fucking babysitters on this site.  Oh so treacherous is the path.   LMAO.

20 hours ago, Iceman said:

I have a good handful of fucking babysitters

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On 4/30/2025 at 2:06 AM, Derka said:

who is this felix person, and why do they hate everything?

 

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He’s one of the CR fart sniffers.

I'm an equal opportunity negger.  If you post something stupid or, especially, hypocritical (Derka), or just fuck up a thread, I'll throw a neg.  I'm surprised it gets people so riled up, frankly.  I also give out a lot of positive rep.  I think some of y'all might be too tied up in what other people on the internet think of you. I also have a shitload of posters on ignore because otherwise I'd be negging everything the posted.  Just like most of you, I've been on these forums for years and I've seen most of you post a million times.  I don't have a lot of time or energy for arguing with stupid shit, so I neg instead most of the time, with a few occasional short discussions. 

It always amuses me when someone will type something absolutely idiotic, I neg, and then I get 20 negs on random shit I've posted over the years.  Internet points don't concern me, but apparently it's serious business to some of you.

20 hours ago, Felix said:

I'm an equal opportunity negger.  If you post something stupid or, especially, hypocritical (Derka), or just fuck up a thread, I'll throw a neg.  I'm surprised it gets people so riled up, frankly.  I also give out a lot of positive rep.  I think some of y'all might be too tied up in what other people on the internet think of you. I also have a shitload of posters on ignore because otherwise I'd be negging everything the posted.  Just like most of you, I've been on these forums for years and I've seen most of you post a million times.  I don't have a lot of time or energy for arguing with stupid shit, so I neg instead most of the time, with a few occasional short discussions. 

It always amuses me when someone will type something absolutely idiotic, I neg, and then I get 20 negs on random shit I've posted over the years.  Internet points don't concern me, but apparently it's serious business to some of you.

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4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You shouldn't be able to give out more negs than you have posts

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On 5/1/2025 at 4:59 PM, Felix said:

I'm an equal opportunity negger.  If you post something stupid or, especially, hypocritical (Derka), or just fuck up a thread, I'll throw a neg.  I'm surprised it gets people so riled up, frankly.  I also give out a lot of positive rep.  I think some of y'all might be too tied up in what other people on the internet think of you. I also have a shitload of posters on ignore because otherwise I'd be negging everything the posted.  Just like most of you, I've been on these forums for years and I've seen most of you post a million times.  I don't have a lot of time or energy for arguing with stupid shit, so I neg instead most of the time, with a few occasional short discussions. 

It always amuses me when someone will type something absolutely idiotic, I neg, and then I get 20 negs on random shit I've posted over the years.  Internet points don't concern me, but apparently it's serious business to some of you.

yeah i’m not buying it. most of the shit that i see you neg is otherwise getting pos rep from other posters, if not exclusively pos rep aside from your daily negs.

you come here every day, you basically never post, you seem to have set the record for negs given as well neg rep ratio- i mean you’re the secretariat of neg repping- and yet in your mind that’s all because everyone else around here just sucks so much. lol. you’re just a completely self deluded person who is only happen when he’s angry. 

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this is typically you. it’s why i came here and asked about you. i’ve never seen you make a post, but ive seen you neg the most random shit over and over and over to the point it’s the only reason i’m aware that you exist here. you come here every day and dedicate an insane amount of time spreading negativity while not even trying to contribute anything, and again, in your mind, it’s everyone else here who sucks. that’s rich. i can promise you one thing: whoever you think you are in your head- you’re not.

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On 5/1/2025 at 4:59 PM, Felix said:

Just like most of you, I've been on these forums for years and I've seen most of you post a million times.  I don't have a lot of time

lol. I’ve been here for years but don’t have time to vocalize so I just lurk and neg. 

as you can see, the idea of having left 1,300 more 🖕🏼reps than 🤘🏼 reps is wild to me:

 

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On 5/2/2025 at 9:28 PM, Derka said:

as you can see, the idea of having left 1,300 more 🖕🏼reps than 🤘🏼 reps is wild to me:

 

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I find your mathematics suspect.

4 hours ago, baboso said:

I find your mathematics suspect.

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4,851 - 3,508 = 1,343 

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Man I average giving 1 neg a year. So you know if I neg you, you done fucked up.

35 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

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Man I average giving 1 neg a year. So you know if I neg you, you done fucked up.

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You made me curious. One every 3.5 years for me. 

20 hours ago, Derka said:

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4,851 - 3,508 = 1,343 

Yeah I gotta question your police work there, Lou.  Laugh faces are pos rep.  So is Hearts, drools, and FAFO. 

On 5/4/2025 at 1:47 PM, UTGrad98 said:

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Man I average giving 1 neg a year. So you know if I neg you, you done fucked up.

Sorry dude, I just had to neg this for the hell of it. I’ll get you a pos to cancel it out. 

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On 4/30/2025 at 3:13 PM, Iceman said:

Slorch had one namechange and it went through the boss.

 

Otherwise, rent free. I have a good handful of fucking babysitters on this site.  Oh so treacherous is the path.   LMAO.

Slorch was a flaming bag of shit.  Glad he hightailed it back to Lubbock to slobber Cody campbells knob. I wish that foo was still around so I can neg him 

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Slorch was a flaming bag of shit.  Glad he hightailed it back to Lubbock to slobber Cody campbells knob. I wish that foo was still around so I can neg him 

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On 5/12/2025 at 6:44 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Sorry dude, I just had to neg this for the hell of it. I’ll get you a pos to cancel it out. 

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  • 3 months later...
On 5/2/2025 at 7:54 PM, Anastasis said:

Felix is special. 

just woke up to a ton of notifications and was wracking my brain as to why that could be. turns out felix neg repped every single post that i’ve recently made in one particular thread, none of them insulting or incendiary, most of them responding to insulting and incendiary posts.

i just re-read what i wrote up the thread about felix and i’ll reiterate it again: what kind of person comes here every day, never posts, just leaves thousands of neg reps everywhere, and then says, “yeah, it’s everyone else here who sucks.” lol. yeah he’s special.

Negs from me have to be from wildly stupid takes.  I've mostly started putting people on ignore.  Negs get reserved for crowdsourcing opposing fans mostly.

On 4/30/2025 at 12:06 AM, Derka said:

who is this felix person

all I know is he has an excellent reputation around here so tread lightly.  

Y'all count internet points and I'm the special one?  I've had Anastasis on ignore for years ever since he lost his mind.  I guess Derka didn't notice the pos rep I gave him too on several other threads, but then again, I'm not sure why I'm surprised considering the glaring lack of self awareness he exhibits at times.  

1 hour ago, Felix said:

Y'all count internet points and I'm the special one?  I've had Anastasis on ignore for years ever since he lost his mind.  I guess Derka didn't notice the pos rep I gave him too on several other thread

so we count internet points or we don’t, which one is it? 

3 hours ago, Felix said:

Y'all count internet points and I'm the special one?  I've had Anastasis on ignore for years ever since he lost his mind.  I guess Derka didn't notice the pos rep I gave him too on several other threads, but then again, I'm not sure why I'm surprised considering the glaring lack of self awareness he exhibits at times.  

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God DAMN son

2 hours ago, Derka said:

so we count internet points or we don’t, which one is it? 

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internet points matter.  period end of story.  you’re delusional if you think they don’t. 

You can post three pictures of well cooked hotdogs and get 750 rep. Giving 5k negs though reflects a real mental illness. Most likely a personality disorder. 

yeah, i can’t wrap my head around 5,000 neg reps given.

 

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Negs are dumb, I give 1 neg to 100 positive (excluding rage +1). Only reasons are tranny jokes - I’ll fucking fight you before I tattle tell and report - and opposing team trolls, that’s it.  200 negs given to 19,000 positive rep (various sorts). 

I’ve received 80 negs from the dregs of surly society. 

ignore is a beautiful feature. 
 

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You can post three pictures of well cooked hotdogs and get 750 rep. Giving 5k negs though reflects a real mental illness. Most likely a personality disorder. 

You know he can't see your post.  Unless, of course, someone quotes you.

negs provide perspective and meaning to all the otherwise meaningless pos rep.  they are necessary and, sadly, underutilized.  I applaud this gentleman for doing his part. 

On 9/2/2025 at 3:08 PM, Derka said:

just woke up 

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14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You can post three pictures of well cooked hotdogs and get 750 rep. 

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23 hours ago, troph said:

Negs are dumb, I give 1 neg to 100 positive (excluding rage +1). Only reasons are tranny jokes - I’ll fucking fight you before I tattle tell and report - and opposing team trolls, that’s it.  200 negs given to 19,000 positive rep (various sorts). 

I’ve received 80 negs from the dregs of surly society. 

ignore is a beautiful feature. 
 

We were supposed to just let Rex be a shithead? DonkeyCigars too?

Yeah, hard pass. Fuck'em. 

For the record 10 to one on the @Derka measure. 

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