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Happy Friday, my fellow assholes, it’s pig roasting time . . .

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From a gym in northwest Austin, ready to crush some Razorback souls . . . 

TEXAS!!!

 

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Let’s go hog hunting!

 

 

FIGHT!

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From Cowtown!

From the guest bathroom/office. Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

TEXAS !!!!

Hook’em!!!

From the airport on my Axis Nation Tour. Been in Germany this week and now headed to Japan for next week. Unfortunately mostly business. I will be cheering from afar

TEXAS!!!

26 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

From the guest bathroom/office. Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

TEXAS !!!!

Hook’em!!!

 

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From the light frosty "Texas Hill Country" 

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  FIGHT !!!  🤘

Also drinking my first and only cup of coffee with sausage and maple streusel bread, sitting in my home office way too far north of y'all, prepping for a contentious meeting with some assholes, and looking forward to the resumption of this historic rivalry that I first witnessed a couple of years before Jeff Leiding popped that pig on the KO return. Maybe I'm misremembering, but I swear I heard it from the stands. Ready to give errbody some of that ...

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TEXAS!!!

 

 

From the goose island boat ramp about to go out for day two of fishing for reds on the fly rod!! 
 

 

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On the road to Richmond, Virginia to run my first half marathon...

FIGHT!!!

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From my kitchen chalkboard where I’m ready to watch our Longhorns turn the Razorbacks into pulled pork in a win that some would describe as borderline erotic

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TEXAS!!!

make 'em eat shit!

 

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27 minutes ago, mdleast said:

From my kitchen chalkboard where I’m ready to watch our Longhorns turn the Razorbacks into pulled pork in a win that some would describe as borderline erotic

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TEXAS!!!

Always enjoy these but one suggestion: Texas should always be top billing.

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Always enjoy these but one suggestion: Texas should always be top billing.

Thanks.  When I did this initially it was a Texas home game so I elected to use the ___________ @Texas format and I'm such a poor/lazy "artist" that I realized I didn't want to try to redo the angry Bevo so have left him where he is.

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Ah Crap...  @Born Burnt and I replied at the same time.

 

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From unincorporated Harris county.

T E X A S !!

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Changed to Texas

30 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Hungover as fuck having found another bar with a smoking hot bar tender…

TEXAS!

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for those in the back

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From ... the Twilight Zone ...

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From The Limestone Capital

Chico

Traditions - University of Texas Athletics

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

From the guest bathroom/office. Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.

TEXAS !!!!

Hook’em!!!

 

way back in undergrad i was poopin on campus, don't remember where, and this was on the stall wall:

some come here to sit and think

some come here to shit and stink

i come here to scratch my balls

and write nutty poems on the walls

 

3 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

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i never get tired of this one

Anyway, from my house in San Diego, where our new kitten is rapidly growing to be a big large and in charge cat

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TEXAS!

From my couch in central Austin on a pipeline call

FIGHT!!!!

From home working from home.

Goddamn my life is boring.

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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She helped us beat blOU, gotta add her gif!!!

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3 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Hungover as fuck having found another bar with a smoking hot bar tender…

TEXAS!

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where are you? 

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

She has an IG page…

Not seeing a link.

From my classroom.  Yearly observation done.  Tyson fight tonite.  New bottle of bourbon.  

FIGHTTTTTTTT!

Checking in for a second time today because I survived our contentious meeting of assholes, as previously mentioned (and during which I may have been the biggest asshole).

Best part was it ending when a petite gal who's a Michigan grad, in response to our dean's question about how we found ourselves in the stupid spot we were in, looked at him and basically said, "It's because of you."

She may be a Wolverine, but she was ... hell, a wolverine, and she would have fit in well at our great alma mater and been a fine Longhorn.

TEXAS!

Braising some pork belly and grilling some st. louis style ribs tomorrow

FIGHT!!!!

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