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In oregon with the family.

 

This will be the first 9am Texas game I've ever seen... hesitating to get a bloody Mary this early depending on how this goes..

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

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I like those feral piggy shootin' vids with the full-auto weapons. They're a plague and must be mowed down!

One of South Austin's mom's favorite things

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3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

In oregon with the family.

 

This will be the first 9am Texas game I've ever seen... hesitating to get a bloody Mary this early depending on how this goes..

I watched the 9am kick from Portland OR when we upset Baylor in Waco. Drunk by noon, it was a great day. I highly recommend it.

Just now, TornACL said:

when we upset Baylor

Words that should never have to be uttered 

Forgot about Ja'Quinden Jackson. Didn't he go to Utah after decommiting from us?

I just hope that Sark emphasised to this team all week how much piggy fucking hates us. 

they desperately want to fuck our season.  and they would love to do it at home. 

 

this is a no bullshit game, dont fuck around with these assholes

The pride and winning tradition of the University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid

 

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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Words that should never have to be uttered 

Why do you think I got so drunk

In oregon with the family.
 
This will be the first 9am Texas game I've ever seen... hesitating to get a bloody Mary this early depending on how this goes..

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8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I watched the 9am kick from Portland OR when we upset Baylor in Waco. Drunk by noon, it was a great day. I highly recommend it.

I live in Portland. Love the 9 AM kicks. Don’t have to sit around stressed all day. And can go to Wedding Showers in the afternoon 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Let’s knock out their other tooth and make their women cry. 

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Just now, BachelorTrek said:

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Dammit, its the lamentation of their sows.  Get it right.

Don’t make a shit, but funny nonetheless


We owe these fucks for several recent ass kickings they’ve put on us… hoping the offense comes out focused this morning and ewers has had a couple espressos

3 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

what's the rationale?  slowing down our team speed also slows down their running game.... we shall see

Didn't realize Ark QB is an experienced hired transfer.  

That seems to be our kryptonite so hope Sark emphasized smart football. 

14 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Forgot about Ja'Quinden Jackson. Didn't he go to Utah after decommiting from us?

He actually was at Texas.  Transferred to Utah then Arkansas.

Left Texas because he wanted to play QB and Texas wanted to move him to RB.

Funny how that worked out 

Fuck 'em up Sark.

Joe Tessitore two weeks in a row. Just kill me.

Good friend created the massive Razorback sculpture outside that stadium. Nice work. But I hope it melts today. 

26 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

In oregon with the family.

 

This will be the first 9am Texas game I've ever seen... hesitating to get a bloody Mary this early depending on how this goes..

7AM and one beer in here. Gotta pump those numbers up.

Heard earlier that Arkansas left the grass extra long for today's game.  Trying to slow us down.

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