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Taafe has to win the walk-on player of the year award, right? He’s been fucking nails all year.

Tessitore sounds so pissed off and subdued on both Golden TDs and that forced fumble, but let out a full pig sooey on Arkansas' one TD. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Touchdown here would be fantastic. 

Borderline erotic

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Will be glad to just get the fuck out of here with a win.  Sark needs to have a come to Jesus moment with Quinn before next week.  

But will he, or will he coddle him?

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Nice right hook by Collins, and smart play by Tafee.  A lot of players would have tried to scoop the ball

We do seem like a smarter defense than in the past. We don’t make a lot of mental mistakes that we made all the time in the past. 

Taafe has to win the walk-on player of the year award, right? He’s been fucking nails all year.
He's got my vote
1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Cry more Tessitore you loser fuck

This was the best part of the really. The fucking raging boner he has for a Texas upset and his clueless sidekick has been such a beating.

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Will be glad to just get the fuck out of here with a win.  Sark needs to have a come to Jesus moment with Quinn before next week.  

If it hasn't happened by now, it never will. 

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Massive.  

So bad it looked like hands to the face too 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You know she's ready any time, anywhere 

Like a high tech 500 horse  power vacuum sealer

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE TEXAS DEFENSE AND HAVE THEIR BABIES

I'M STARTING A CHURCH THE HOLY ORDER OF THE TEXAS DEFENSE

I'M VOTING FOR THE TEXAS DEFENSE IN THE ELECTION STRAIGHT PARTY TICKET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

i fucking love our defense this year

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

A drive with any points closes this game out now. 

Not really.  FG keeps it 2 scores

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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I’m getting wood….

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You know she's ready any time, anywhere 

We need the full video.

 

she said “Hold on to the fucking ball!”

Score again and we can put this away

That would be the easy way out. Weak men choose the easy way.
2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I’m gonna quote myself because why the fuck not

I'm trying to remember a player who's improved more in 12 months.  Part of that is that he was such crap last year, but man he's really turned into a nice player.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Massive.  

I don't understand how that's not an automatic call when the OL has the DL in arm bar across his neck.

Just now, Kwix said:

If it hasn't happened by now, it never will. 

At least before Thanksgiving

Wife: Hey, I'm going to take a nap please keep it down

Me: Of course, I'll be on the other side of the house.

** three minutes later **

Me (60 decibels): MOOKIE!!!!

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Taafe has to win the walk-on player of the year award, right? He’s been fucking nails all year.

He's the best walkon at Texas that I can remember.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Tessitore sounds so pissed off and subdued on both Golden TDs and that forced fumble, but let out a full pig sooey on Arkansas' one TD. 

He’s such a piece of shit.

Even a field goal wins it if we chew enough clock here

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Stay in bounds Wisner

Clock only stops momentarily

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I’m getting wood….

AFLAC!

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

….Or he’s a pussy (we know he at least wants to see pictures of it)

What kind of QB1 at Texas needs to beg for pussy pics?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Stay in bounds Wisner

Doesn't matter outside 2 minutes

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Clock only stops momentarily

I’m aware 

Can we run all over and score some long screen run TD’s in the first half next week to a big lead so Arch can get the second have for experience so he’s more prepared for aggy, just incase.  

These side to side runs aren’t going to work against good defense.   

twice in a row out of bounds.  We're gonna get about 2 first downs and punt. 

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