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  • The_Great_Hornsby
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    Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

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Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Feels like we simplified the offense these last two drives. 

Just lined up and said our OL, RB, and WRs are better. 

Thinking that Texas had almost double the time of possession despite mostly passing is pretty amazing for the defense.  

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Asking for pussy pics is a wild move tbh. They ain’t pretty. 

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The play-calling has been risky, or iffy, or inconsistent. RBs very solid.

Dude what team do you watch each weekend. "RBs carrying Sark" is a WILD fucking take. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Tennessee Jesse?

Go back to the Bachelor 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Palmer thinks Tennessee is playing.

Well to be fair a big portion of this game looked a lot like their game with piggy. 

6 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

The worst deep ball thrower I’ve ever seen and it’s not even close. He literally just guesses the distance and lofts it up.

Worthy really made him look good 

Just now, MrBig said:

Disrespectful as hell to Maalik Murphy


True. Poor writing. #plotholes

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

He asked for pussy. 

did he at least get tits?

Palmer has referred to the lineman’s weight as yards instead of pounds and just called us Tennessee 

Come on first down, maybe a quick route to helm, who will actually catch it this time.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If you just roll Ewers out he can walk for 10 yards. 

He might trip over his own feet. 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Fuck Arkansas.

you forget Tessatore and Palmer.

5 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Chaka vibes

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Has some Hawk Tua in her though. I’ll allow it

I would just go for this, right?

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Roll Ewers out. He can scramble for easy yards. 

They will never expect it lol

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Good thing is next year we get Neto 

you think Neto is gonna be some revelation at guard?

Can Bert make a 40+ yarder?

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Guess we'll never know.

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Tried to get a free one. 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Can Bert make a 40+ yarder?

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Go for it. Fg doesn't do that much. 

Just now, Zeus said:

They will never expect it lol

They aren't staying contained at all. 

If Ewers gets outside it's an easy first down. 

“He lets the coverage dictate who gets the football”. What fucking game are you watching 

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