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Sark trying to get Ewers hurt. Sneaky.

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  • The_Great_Hornsby
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    Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

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    Never in fucking doubt no matter how many times you losers went pee pee in your diapers

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They aren't staying contained at all. 

If Ewers gets outside it's an easy first down. 

Nailed it. 

Hahaha. Nobody saw that coming.

Palmer tried his best to jinx Q with the "no turnovers" comment but Texas still gets the first. 🤘

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Pull the QB run out for that play? 

I’d like to score so we cover

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Getting out of Fayettenam with a win is always nice. 

Just now, LCHorn said:

Lotta Ewers fellating by the announcers considering he’s had a rough game.  Can’t throw deep and can’t threaten run.  

Hahaha, great timing 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Game is over and we didn't cover, but take the win.

you dont gamble, nobody cares

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

I’m starting to think they are telling Quinn to absolutely not leave the pocket. Like they want to hold back putting on film him being a threat to run until they really need it in the cfp and/or prevent another injury.  But if the former, that’s damn risky assuming you’ll get there.
That or he’s still not 100%. But I don’t believe that 
….Or he’s a pussy (we know he at least wants to see pictures of it)

Or waiting for that 

Palmer praising Ewers' - a #1, 5-star recruit, and the starting QB at the University of Fucking Texas - abilities as a "game manager"...against the 130th ranked defense in the nation.  That sums up where we are.  

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why... Just kick the FG

Doesn’t get you anything, they can still win with 2 scores

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Lotta Ewers fellating by the announcers considering he’s had a rough game.  Can’t throw deep and can’t threaten run.  

Don’t make a shit. Ballgame 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah, he has sucked.
But you’re a pussy ass bitch.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Over Conner? Yes! 

Neto has played.  He’s not great or he would have played more.  

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I’d like to score so we cover

We're going victory formation. The game is over, they have no timeouts. 

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Lotta Ewers fellating by the announcers considering he’s had a rough game.  Can’t throw deep and can’t threaten run.  

Great game management is damning with feint praise.

Ewers keeper long overdue. The only call guaranteed to work there. I woulda kicked the FG... probably. Nice Drive. Win shoulda been 42-7. (Shootout #2, 1970)

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Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

This is a shitty fucking comment regardless of how you feel about QE
Just now, Hondo said:

Palmer praising Ewers' - a #1, 5-star recruit, and the starting QB at the University of Fucking Texas - abilities as a "game manager"...against the 130th ranked defense in the nation.  That sums up where we are.  

Yup. That stood out

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Why... Just kick the FG

What?  There's a 75+% chance to end the game right there.  If you don't, they still need 2 scores in 2 minutes.  And you don't risk a blocked FG being returned.

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Something for everyone... even the pig & aggy fans here doomscrolling

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 


fuck off, loser

The perfect call. 

At least we survived, but damn Quinn can't be bad for 3 quarters anymore. 

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

you dont gamble, nobody cares

Haha. You are such a pussy.

Just now, Hondo said:

Palmer praising Ewers' - a #1, 5-star recruit, and the starting QB at the University of Fucking Texas - abilities as a "game manager"...against the 130th ranked defense in the nation.  That sums up where we are.  

take the win pussy

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Texas is going to try to score again, aren’t they?

Got money on this?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Texas is going to try to score again, aren’t they?

Did you see what we did inside the 5 against Florida last week.  My guess is no we do not try to score.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's the most non pussy shit he's ever done

Does the fact that all the other non pussy things resulted in injury negate the one non pussy thing he did and remained healthy?

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Not our best game, but very big for Ewer’s confidence. 

He balled out in the 4th quarter for sure.

Time for piggy patrons to leave and spend Saturday night living it up at the walstore.  Lulz.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

We're going victory formation. The game is over, they have no timeouts. 

After what they did in 2021 that would be pussy move by Sark against a rival. Fuck piggy run it in

Just now, jet black said:

Doesn’t get you anything, they can still win with 2 scores

Yes, but the 2 scores would both have to be tds instead of a td and a fg. With that being said, I liked the call to go for it. 

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