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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Which is what we were talking about when you tried to be condescending. 

You gonna be ok?

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21 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Kentucky's defense is pretty good but their offense is dog shit. One of the worst we've faced all year. 

Kentucky hasn't scored more than 20 against a SEC opponent all year. 

 

18 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We should win convincingly 

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I agree with you both, btw. 

[emoji869] I like this team. They're fun & play hard. Stop being a bunch of candy-assed haters.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

You gonna be ok?

Maybe. It hurt though. 

12 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You need to improve your reading comprehension. I said it was catchable. @hobbes2702

EDIT: Quoted wrong person.

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“catchable”. Lulz

Gunnar with the alligator arms there.

37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Gump is too banged up. They have no qb worth a shit, can't throw an accurate pass to save his life, his backup sucks even worse, they have no RB, no WRs, no TE, their o-line is just average, and their defense has no depth up front. Their secondary is a bag of dog shit. 
 

Oh, Pyle Field is overrated. Pencil it in as a win. 

You talking about Arkansas or aggy?  That statement is interchangeable.  I'm glad we won but aggy is better + night game.  I don't know why we have such slow starts, but the same product against aggy may be a loss.

Props to Quinn for running it back in the 4th.  

9 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Which is what we were talking about when you tried to be condescending. 

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59 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Watching Colorado game and fantasizing about the things Sark could do with Shadeur Sanders.

Or Arch Manning, who is actually on his roster.

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40 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pig did not send their best.

X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.

 

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Fuck it I'd jump on that pile. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Quinn is just sandbagging so everyone thinks he sucks for the playoffs 

I wish...I hope...aw fuck...

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Fuck it I'd jump on that pile. 

How could you miss?

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Only proves me right

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I’ve used up all the clown gifs lately unfortunately.

Gunnar Helm would have to be built like Wemby to catch that ball. 

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Fuck it I'd jump on that pile. 

Reminds me of that quote by Creed in The Office.

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You should try it. Heroin, not burger king

Icono sock???

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

You talking about Arkansas or aggy?

Gump is Bama so who knows who the fuck he’s talking about. 

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Posting the ball hitting the middle of his hand was enough

You mean his fingers since you can see his palm in that pic. I dunno why you’re being such a fucking moron about this. 

58 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

WRs got open and no drops

 

This is just wrong.  I can recall off the top of my head Wingo and Helm with drops.  I'm pretty sure there were at least 1 or 2 other drops I'm forgetting at the moment.  And while Ewers missed open receivers at time, there were also several plays in which receivers got no separation at all. 

Ewers didn't have a good game, IMO, but he was far from the only player on offense who was struggling.  

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Only proves me right

Well, almost every ball is catchable if the receiver flat lays out perfectly at just the right moment. You don't, however, want to count on that, because it's hard.

And that’s what catchable means. Hobbes is big mad about it, and went so far to ignore the other stills he could have posted that show it

8 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

You talking about Arkansas or aggy?  That statement is interchangeable.  I'm glad we won but aggy is better + night game.  I don't know why we have such slow starts, but the same product against aggy may be a loss.

Props to Quinn for running it back in the 4th.  

Aggy. Reed is...not good. Their best back, Moss, is done, and Daniels is the definition of average to below average. They have 1 WR in Noah Thomas who is no Armstrong by any stretch. No TE to speak of. Their o-line line is average at best, and their best tackle, Bisontis is out. They're down to their 2nd or 3rd string center. Thekr front 7 are good, not great. They have zero depth outside of them. Their secondary is absolute giraffe diarrhea, including Bryce Anderson. Pyle Field is not some advantage at night or day. They barely escaped Miss St. 

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Icono sock???

Maaaaaaybe

50 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I wish I could be as confident as you are. If the good Quinn doesn't show up, I am afraid we are going to lose to the sheep fuckers. Their DLine is legit (full of 5 stars). Any good defensive coach knows how to slow down our offense. They are going to come after Quinn. He needs to avoid the pass rush and make the quick throws. Can he do it? I don't know.

aggy is living rent free in some of your heads

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

We are going to need DeAndre Moore to snap out of it against Aggy. 

Did Moore get hurt? Didn't notice him in the 2nd half, saw a lot of Bolden

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Did Moore get hurt? Didn't notice him in the 2nd half, saw a lot of Bolden

And it looked like Bolden got dinged late as well.

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Was Quinn great? No. Was the OL shit for him today? Yes. Did WRs and TEs not catch catchable balls? Yes. Did we win by 10 in a place we haven't won in since VY was on the team? Yes. This is life in the SEC. We're not blowing out teams when we travel to them like Big 12 days. Just take the win and move on. We're not that far from no longer having Quinn at the QB position. He did what he needed to today. He didn't lose the game. That's enough when every team has us circled on their calendar. The defense is going to keep us in games. We just need Quinn at 50% to win games. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

One other positive - far fewer penalties today 

Yep 2 for 15 yards

Piggy also only had 2 for 15 yards.

Be interesting to see if really that clean or this was a crew that "let's em play"

Yeah, I mean it clearly was the reffing style. There were at least two pickups. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

One other positive - far fewer penalties today 

We played a very clean game overall from a penalties and turnover standpoint.

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Shout out to Alfred Collins, had a great game and is having a great year.

11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

And that’s what catchable means. Hobbes is big mad about it, and went so far to ignore the other stills he could have posted that show it

You’re really arguing the god awful slant pass to helm that cost us 4 points was catchable? Bro. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Was Quinn great? No. Was the OL shit for him today? Yes. Did WRs and TEs not catch catchable balls? Yes. Did we win by 10 in a place we haven't won in since VY was on the team? Yes. This is life in the SEC. We're not blowing out teams when we travel to them like Big 12 days. Just take the win and move on. We're not that far from no longer having Quinn at the QB position. He did what he needed to today. He didn't lose the game. That's enough when every team has us circled on their calendar. The defense is going to keep us in games. We just need Quinn at 50% to win games. 

First ,he almost did enough to lose us the game

Second, stop with the other teams cIrcle for our game. They circle Alabama, Georgia and any other top team in this conference. That's such a shitty excuse. suck it up and play football. Remember when Spurrier was at UF. Plenty circled the game and he blew them out and ran up the score.

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

First ,he almost did enough to lose us the game

Second, stop with the other teams cIrcle for our game. They circle Alabama, Georgia and any other top team in this conference. That's such a shitty excuse. suck it up and play football. Remember when Spurrier was at UF. Plenty circled the game and he blew them out and ran up the score.

Fucking Arkansas has this circled the most. Fuck off with that shit. This was their Super Bowl. Look at every other fucking time we've played them this century. You don't win in Fayettefuckingnam, you survive. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fucking Arkansas has this circled the most. Fuck off with that shit. This was their Super Bowl. Look at every other fucking time we've played them this century. You don't win in Fayettefuckingnam, you survive. 

Yea we won 22-20 in 2004 with VY under center, Cedric toting the rock and most of the core of the 2005 NC team in place.  Piggy went 5-6 that season.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fucking Arkansas has this circled the most. Fuck off with that shit. This was their Super Bowl. Look at every other fucking time we've played them this century. You don't win in Fayettefuckingnam, you survive. 

Arkansas is not a good team . This was not a night game . Arkansas secondary is beat the fuck up. I would expect a 3rd year star qb to eat it for lunch instead of play with his food. 

5 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

First ,he almost did enough to lose us the game

Second, stop with the other teams cIrcle for our game. They circle Alabama, Georgia and any other top team in this conference. That's such a shitty excuse. suck it up and play football. Remember when Spurrier was at UF. Plenty circled the game and he blew them out and ran up the score.

Did you just make a Spurrier Florida reference? 25+ year old references is what we are going with now 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fucking Arkansas has this circled the most. Fuck off with that shit. This was their Super Bowl. Look at every other fucking time we've played them this century. You don't win in , you survive. 

Such horseShit. but I guess that makes you feel warm and comfy.

Their coach is on the hot seat. They blew us out the last game.

You are falling for the elitist excuse . play angry football. Don't play with pee wet panties.

 

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Y'all got us today.  The fumble was the end of the game.  If we had scored, it could have put a little pressue on the Horn offense and who knows?  Maybe the Hogs catch a break and something good happens.  But it didnt. 

Bothe teams let some things get away.  The afore mentioned fumble for the Hogs, multiple catchable passes that Hog receivers let bounce of their hands. Horns dropped a couple and had a couple of chances get away with  curious things, like throwing a pass for minus yards a few times when throwing it away was a better idea.

But, you took advantage enough to do what a team has to do in the SEC. Overcome the bad and make enough good to go forward. And your Horns go home with the win.

Congrats on the win.  See ya' in basketball season.

 

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22 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

And that’s what catchable means. Hobbes is big mad about it, and went so far to ignore the other stills he could have posted that show it

Weren’t you an offensive lineman lol? That ball isn’t catchable in anyway. If Helm was a foot taller it might be. You’re a fucking idiot dude.
Post the other stills. These stills are about as friendly as it gets for your argument. Watching the play in real time makes it even more obvious that the ball was not catchable. 

This is legit a really weird hill to die on.

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13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Was Quinn great? No. Was the OL shit for him today? Yes. Did WRs and TEs not catch catchable balls? Yes. Did we win by 10 in a place we haven't won in since VY was on the team? Yes. This is life in the SEC. We're not blowing out teams when we travel to them like Big 12 days. Just take the win and move on. We're not that far from no longer having Quinn at the QB position. He did what he needed to today. He didn't lose the game. That's enough when every team has us circled on their calendar. The defense is going to keep us in games. We just need Quinn at 50% to win games. 

We did this shit in the Big 12 last year also. KU was 13-7 at the half before we won comfortably. Houston was 31-24. K St was 33-30 in OT. TCU put up a bunch of garbage time pts to make that game look close at the end.

We're at the point in the season where style points aren't going to matter in a 12 team playoff. I think we're in the playoff with two losses, whether that comes from aggy or in the SEC championship game. But fuck it, let's win em all. 

1 minute ago, Farmerted said:

Arkansas is not a good team . This was not a night game . Arkansas secondary is beat the fuck up. I would expect a 3rd year star qb to eat it for lunch instead of play with his food. 

Did he turn the ball over? Did he give them a short field? No. He wasn't great but he did enough. Take the fucking win in the SEC and stop being a bunch of entitled cunts. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Such horseShit. but I guess that makes you feel warm and comfy.

Their coach is on the hot seat. They blew us out the last game.

You are falling for the elitist excuse . play angry football. Don't play with pee wet panties.

 

Well I don't feel like an entitled cunt like you so yes, I feel better than your stupid ass. 

1 minute ago, Fico said:

Did you just make a Spurrier Florida reference? 25+ year old references is what we are going with now 

Yea, just like Arkansas was a scheduled rival over 30 years ago. But some think they "circled the game"

Jesus

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Was Quinn great? No. Was the OL shit for him today? Yes. Did WRs and TEs not catch catchable balls? Yes. Did we win by 10 in a place we haven't won in since VY was on the team? Yes. This is life in the SEC. We're not blowing out teams when we travel to them like Big 12 days. Just take the win and move on. We're not that far from no longer having Quinn at the QB position. He did what he needed to today. He didn't lose the game. That's enough when every team has us circled on their calendar. The defense is going to keep us in games. We just need Quinn at 50% to win games. 

Dude the oline was fine today, especially in pass protection. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Did he turn the ball over? Did he give them a short field? No. He wasn't great but he did enough. Take the fucking win in the SEC and stop being a bunch of entitled cunts. 

Well I don't feel like an entitled cunt like you so yes, I feel better than your stupid ass. 

Ahh name calling. Good on you Mr. Pee panties. Good on you. 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Ahh name calling. Good on you Mr. Pee panties. Good on you. 

Stop being a bitch then. Take the fucking win when we get them on the road in the SEC. You fucksticks think it was it was a joke going into this thing. That same shitty team handled Tennessee their only loss in conference. That's the new reality we're in. 

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Dude the oline was fine today, especially in pass protection. 

Like when Banks didn't hold his block and his guy went right into Quinn? That was fine?

I’m going to remind yall not to read surly game threads around your in-laws. They think I’m looking at porn now.

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