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10 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I enjoy the surly gaslighting after a sloppy win like this. Everyone and their momma knew if Quinn played the 4thQ like he did the rest of the game, we were heading towards a loss. He put together a nice drive and attempted to truck a third string Hog DB. Cool. This season is what it is. I’ll tag along. 

Go back to the day after Arkansas skull fucked us in 2021, and tell yourself that in 3 years time we will be furious at a 9-1 team (21-3 in 2 years) that just beat Arkansas by double digits on the road. Things could be worse

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  • The_Great_Hornsby
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    Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

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    Never in fucking doubt no matter how many times you losers went pee pee in your diapers

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    9-1 is a great place to be

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7 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

It was probably a good thing I was on the road today and couldn’t watch the vaginal bleeding here on Surly…..

I'm at a loss to understand why anyone goes on these threads during the games.

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5 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Do NOT overlook KY…..and aggy better not overlook Auburn….one game at a time.  We can’t let down now.

bill here is right, we might remain focused 

5 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

Bumping this so you get the negs you deserve, fuck face 

6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Go back to the day after Arkansas skull fucked us in 2021, and tell yourself that in 2 years time we will be furious at a 9-1 team (21-3 in 2 years) that just beat Arkansas by double digits on the road. Things could be worse

2 years time? 

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Bumping this so you get the negs you deserve, fuck face 

I knew there was a reason I had the cucklefuck shitstain on Ignore
9 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Go back to the day after Arkansas skull fucked us in 2021, and tell yourself that in 2 years time we will be furious at a 9-1 team (21-3 in 2 years) that just beat Arkansas by double digits on the road. Things could be worse

That was a good team. This Hog team lost to an Oklahoma State team with 3 wins. I’m not interested in y’all’s mental gymnastics. I already said I’m along for the ride, I’m just disgruntled is all. My disgruntled meter is elevating watching another team drive on UGA, something we couldn’t do without personal foul calls. 

10 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

That was a good team. This Hog team lost to an Oklahoma State team with 3 wins. I’m not interested in y’all’s mental gymnastics. I already said I’m along for the ride, I’m just disgruntled is all. My disgruntled meter is elevating watching another team drive on UGA, something we couldn’t do without personal foul calls. 

Sure, I get it. At the same time, Tennessee lost to Arkansas. Alabama lost to Vandy. LSU lost to Florida. I don’t think this team is a title winning squad, but it’s good to log off and pay attention every now and then 

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2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

That was a good team. This Hog team lost to an Oklahoma State team with 3 wins. I’m not interested in y’all’s mental gymnastics. I already said I’m along for the ride, I’m just disgruntled is all. My disgruntled meter is elevating watching another team drive on UGA, something we couldn’t do without personal foul calls. 

These teams have to deal with our defense too though… as long as Quinn doesn’t piss down his leg and turn the ball over, they’re trapped in here with us. That Georgia game is very different if we just punt away those turnover drives. 

 

26 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


I knew there was a reason I had the cucklefuck shitstain on Ignore

There's at least 2 'horns' who wanted to see Ewers get hurt.

Has anyone mentioned that pig had their grass about ankle length?  Sure they can do what they want with their field, but that is pretty chickenshit.  Or pigshit.

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

These teams have to deal with our defense too though… as long as Quinn doesn’t piss down his leg and turn the ball over, they’re trapped in here with us. That Georgia game is very different if we just punt away those turnover drives. 

 

I don’t know, things started getting a little sketchy when those defensive snaps were getting higher and higher. Once Norton and crew check in, that ball starts to move down field. 

40 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Go back to the day after Arkansas skull fucked us in 2021, and tell yourself that in 3 years time we will be furious at a 9-1 team (21-3 in 2 years) that just beat Arkansas by double digits on the road. Things could be worse

i mean... I've been a longhorn fan a long time; that DOES sound like us

5 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Too bad ewers didnt get injured there. Couldve had Manning for the rest of the season. 

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35 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

That was a good team. This Hog team lost to an Oklahoma State team with 3 wins. I’m not interested in y’all’s mental gymnastics. I already said I’m along for the ride, I’m just disgruntled is all. My disgruntled meter is elevating watching another team drive on UGA, something we couldn’t do without personal foul calls. 

Lot of season left. I’d rather not be peaking, but still winning.   Our best football is coming.  Not perfect today, but the run game is improving, Sark seems to be coming around to running football.  

IDK, but my pork butt I pulled out of the cooler after smoking it all night, just fell apart, and is delicious! Fuck them pigs!

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

I guess

 

26 minutes ago, B00M said:

These teams have to deal with our defense too though… as long as Quinn doesn’t piss down his leg and turn the ball over, they’re trapped in here with us. That Georgia game is very different if we just punt away those turnover drives. 

 

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56 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Go back to the day after Arkansas skull fucked us in 2021, and tell yourself that in 3 years time we will be furious at a 9-1 team (21-3 in 2 years) that just beat Arkansas by double digits on the road. Things could be worse

Say ‘Hudson Card’ one more gotttt damn time…….!!!!!!

 

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We looked solid today. Dominated the first half defensively.  QE protected the ball, our OL played well .  We ran the ball against a huge front. We had some drops.  QE wasn’t perfect but overall fine.  Deep ball is meh to poor.  Wingo catches the tip, we run a different play on 2nd and goal and this games a lot different ala Vandy. Again , I rather not peak , but have our best ball in front of us.  
 

best Uk and I think we’re in playoffs either way. Pull off a W at Aggie and for sure we’re in.  I love this team. We have 2 dozen ballers at least on this squad. 

3 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Say ‘Hudson Card’ one more gotttt damn time…….!!!!!!

 

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I kept jumping when I heard the name “Hudson Clark” all day today.

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34 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Sure, I get it. At the same time, Tennessee lost to Arkansas. Alabama lost to Vandy. LSU lost to Florida. I don’t think this team is a title winning squad, but it’s good to log off and pay attention every now and then 

I am not sure the point of including LSU and Florida, LSU isn't in the same ballpark as Tennessee and Alabama. They are lucky to be bowl eligible at this point.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I kept jumping when I heard the name “Hudson Clark” all day today.

I had to watch that shitshow in person. 

23 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

We won! Is @Nicole44 coming out to party on Rainy?

 

You better hope not!

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Speling is hard.

33 minutes ago, TOR said:

There's at least 2 'horns' who wanted to see Ewers get hurt.

Has anyone mentioned that pig had their grass about ankle length?  Sure they can do what they want with their field, but that is pretty chickenshit.  Or pigshit.

Good call. I meant to bring this up too. I thought it was pretty clearly designed to decrease our speed advantage - and could also lead to some unnecessary knee injuries. That shit should be illegal

5 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Good call. I meant to bring this up too. I thought it was pretty clearly designed to decrease our speed advantage - and could also lead to some unnecessary knee injuries. That shit should be illegal

Yeah. The camera showed a closeup of the grass and commented that it was way more like the "rough" than the "green". 

 

WTF?

35 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t know about the rest of you who were there, but I absolutely did NOT have the Fayette-nam experience.  Some of the friendliest opposing fans I have experienced.  I was a bit weirded out, like they were all Stepford fans.  

11AM is mostly real graduates and hardcore football fans. 

Last time was a night kick. It was wild. 

Like when Banks didn't hold his block and his guy went right into Quinn? That was fine?

The play when Wisner hit the guy on Banks left and he wound up on the right to sack Quinn when he moved up?
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Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

Crack is a helluva drug

Kansas was 04. We skull fucked everyone in conference in 05

I was at that Kansas game in 05. It was over after the 4th drive.
56 minutes ago, TOR said:

Has anyone mentioned that pig had their grass about ankle length?  Sure they can do what they want with their field, but that is pretty chickenshit.  Or pigshit.

Saw that mentioned on broadcast -- guess Pittman hoped to slow Texas offense down

4 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hell we beat usc for the national title while also needing a last second touchdown to beat shitty Kansas on the road. That season could have ended with a few losses as well. I’ll take any conference road win no matter the score.

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Closest game was on the road vs Ohio State and an 11 point Aggie game before USC.

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Longhorns Beat Razorbacks 20-10, But Game Officially Counts as a Loss

AP Nov 16 6:30PM EST

In an unusual turn of events, the Texas Longhorns defeated the Arkansas Razorbacks 20-10 on the field but walked away with an official loss on their record. The strange result has left fans confused.

Late in the fourth quarter, with Texas leading 20-10, their poor performance forced their fans, game officials and NCAA representatives to ultimately award Arkansas the win.

"It's a tough pill to swallow," said Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian. "We played hard, and the players deserved to celebrate that win, but we take responsibility for the loss."

For Arkansas, the reversal offers little consolation. "We didn’t play well enough to win on the field," said Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman. "But we’ll take the result and move forward."

This bizarre conclusion leaves the Longhorns with a stinging reminder that every detail matters, both on and off the field. While the scoreboard said one thing, the record books will tell a different story.

God damnit this needs to be photoshopped into the AP website. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Run the ball consistently well. Until we do, that's what we get.

Texas ran the ball pretty effectively most of the game, and notably was best in the 4th quarter. Sark chose to lean into the pass early. Maybe he didn't feel he could lean on the run, maybe he wanted to go after the Arkansas pass defense, maybe Arkansas was playing RPOs to force a throw whatever. Getting to obvious passing situations because of a couple penalties and sacks influenced calls too no doubt. These are Texas RB carries by possession:

5 plays: 1-3

3 plays: 1-7

6 plays (TD): 3-24

3 plays: 1-4

11 plays (FG): 4-7, with a 4th and short conversion and 6 yard run called back with a hold

12 plays: 4-15

First half: 14-60, 4.2 ypc

7 plays (FG): 4-11, probably the worst running drive situationally. A first down loss by Wisner early, and only 3 yards on 2 carries after 1st down from the piggy 13

3 plays: 1-(-2)

8 plays (TD): 5-46, 28 yard run by Blue

14 plays (end of game): 8-26, with the whole stadium knowing the drill

Final line: 33-147, 4.45 ypc

 

 

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Yeah. The camera showed a closeup of the grass and commented that it was way more like the "rough" than the "green". 
 
WTF?

Said it’s been like that all season. Probably trying to slow everyone down.
8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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there are literally 5 people between him and the guy you expect him to see here.    And we have a total of 6 guys in a line, 3 others defending him out of 11 players.  

Just now, Nivek said:

there are literally 5 people between him and the guy you expect him to see here.    And we have a total of 6 guys in a line, 3 others defending him out of 11 players.  

Good QBs see that and hit it...you see it all the fucking time in the league and college. He should know he has the cross and should see all that open space. Just bad QB play, quit fucking making excuses.

1 hour ago, B00M said:

as long as Quinn doesn’t piss down his leg

Wtf? We are past that point. He is broken. 

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Closest game was on the road vs Ohio State and an 11 point Aggie game before USC.

Everyone is mixing up the 04 one loss rose bowl team with the 05 undefeated title rose bowl team 

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13 minutes ago, immamac said:

God damnit this needs to be photoshopped into the AP website. 

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37 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Good call. I meant to bring this up too. I thought it was pretty clearly designed to decrease our speed advantage - and could also lead to some unnecessary knee injuries. That shit should be illegal

The field was fine. This is coping bullshit. 

54 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

We looked solid today. Dominated the first half defensively.  QE protected the ball, our OL played well .  We ran the ball against a huge front. We had some drops.  QE wasn’t perfect but overall fine.  Deep ball is meh to poor.  Wingo catches the tip, we run a different play on 2nd and goal and this games a lot different ala Vandy. Again , I rather not peak , but have our best ball in front of us.  
 

best Uk and I think we’re in playoffs either way. Pull off a W at Aggie and for sure we’re in.  I love this team. We have 2 dozen ballers at least on this squad. 

This is not a post for this thread. Only whiny bullshit allowed in this thread. 

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