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Fuck yo piggies

Just now, UTEE97 said:

How did he get so wide open?

Pump fake on the screen. 

Golden just absolutely lost everybody, lol.

That'll work.

To be fair, all Sark's sideways shit opened up that TD.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn had a wide open WR in the middle of the field. Almost throws a pick instead. 

I saw the same thing. Wtf does he see sometimes.

Great call by Sark. The fake WR screen help so much in the long run. 

WTF was Arky DB thinking?  Wait, who gives a shit.

god damnit, Sark can't call shit, Ewers can't throw shit, runners can't run shit, receivers can't catch shit, oh wait, touchdown.

That TD is the exact result of all the misdirection and lateral plays. Now stop posting.

That was slicker than South Austin's Mom on Texas Constitution Day.

its nice getting a fucking TD off a turnover

 

we havent done that much this year.

 

They’re getting a lot of tips though, so Ewers needs to not force anything

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

I saw the same thing. Wtf does he see sometimes.

He had a touch down to Wingo if he throws that to the pylon. 

Been wondering where something like that was with as much as we like to run screens, etc.  That safety bit HARD

Sark needs to call more wide open TDs to make it easy for Quinn.

Man we were so shitty for so long.

Pbp saying "#3 Texas" as we go into break still feels almost surreal.

Line your dogs back up Jahdae.

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

I saw the same thing. Wtf does he see sometimes.

He should watch on tv, we never miss an open receiver.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Pump fake on the screen. 

That safety is gonna get ripped. Horrible secondary play

Golden just gets open and catches TD!  Glad Ewer's could hit him.   

 

Suck it Sooooey!

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its nice getting a fucking TD off a turnover

 

we havent done that much this year.

 

We're averaging 3.9 points per turnover. They just read the stat.


So we have done it. A lot, actually.

Love that play design. 

Edited by TonyTexas

1 minute ago, Hondo said:

To be fair, all Sark's sideways shit opened up that TD.

Stop fucking bringing up sensible thoughts and facts

 

Ruins the narrative

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

That safety is gonna get ripped. Horrible secondary play

Buddy, they are the worst pass defense in football 

Edited by Pig Bellmont

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Man we were so shitty for so long.

Pbp saying "#3 Texas" as we go into break still feels almost surreal.

Line your dogs back up Jahdae.

BTW, it took 2 plays for Quinn to hit the defense in the hands.

Defense tackle lower please. I hate watching us tackle around the shoulders and get dragged for yards.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

On skycast, you can start celebrating the TD before he even throws it.

Well, you’re assuming he sees and hits him.

HORNS DOWN BITCHES, and fuck Arkansas 

 

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Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Buddy, they are the worst past defense in football 

I’m aware. I’m amazed that the spread is only like 13. That’s insane. We should score at least 40. They aren’t as bad as Florida but they are pretty close.

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