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5 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

OOC Home and Home I would like to see/travel to: (granted some of these would need to be 2:1)

Oregon

Washington

Whisky

Army

AirForce

App State

Co-signed on Oregon, Washington, and Wisconsin. Service academies never really occurred to me but would be cool.

Would add:

Run it back with USC, more interesting than reprising with ND

Colorado

Arizona

Minnesota

Northwestern

Pitt

UVA

You could maybe talk me into UNC

Boise State if they reestablish themselves as the G5 helmet school.

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Northwestern would be fantastic.  Even going for work Chicago is a blast.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

Northwestern would be fantastic.  Even going for work Chicago is a blast.

Plus that new Ryan Field is going to be an oversized palace of football

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

Blah blah blah.  It's not like Texas is playing Auburn.

6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Co-signed on Oregon, Washington, and Wisconsin. Service academies never really occurred to me but would be cool.

Would add:

Run it back with USC, more interesting than reprising with ND

Colorado

Arizona

Minnesota

Northwestern

Pitt

UVA

You could maybe talk me into UNC

Boise State if they reestablish themselves as the G5 helmet school.

Crossed out schools I've road-tripped to watch UT. (And it's all about me.) Need new places to visit!

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

Even worse, it's bad Mojo Jojo!

 

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And to bring it back to the game, met several UK fans near campus. Nice folks. I made sure to give them directions to the stadium.

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12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Co-signed on Oregon, Washington, and Wisconsin. Service academies never really occurred to me but would be cool.

Attending a game on a chilly fall Saturday at West Point is an unmatched college football experience. It is stunning on so many levels. 

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

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5 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Crossed out schools I've road-tripped to watch UT. (And it's all about me.) Need new places to visit!

The only person worth watching at that deluge-UVA game was Peyton Manning's smokin' hot girlfriend in the stands. 

She had real game (since the team didn't) that night -- She was soaked from head-to-toe, and still looked like a million bucks. 

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Even worse, it's bad Mojo Jojo!

 

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OK, fine.  Kentucky.  Kind of uneven on their talent.  Which makes no sense because those hillbilly chicks are ridiculously hot.

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30 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

It actually doesn’t matter.

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It actually doesn’t matter.

Until the first interception 

These mother fuckers are going to come in here and play like the gotdamned 85 bears. sonsabitches.

 

Until our defense gets pissed off. In PK I trust.

Texas 35

kittehs 9

17 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Until the first interception 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wait till he finds out both the NY Jets/Giants play in NJ. 

we should do a home/away with syracuse in jersey

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we should do a home/away with syracuse in jersey

You know we had one with Rutgers right?

27 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Do you game thread bro?

Shaggy was a proper site where the 'real' game thread was protected.  Not this nonsense.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Attending a game on a chilly fall Saturday at West Point is an unmatched college football experience. It is stunning on so many levels. 

that's great and all, but that's another game that will be played in east rutherford

texas v. army at michie seating 38k?

Sooners were scheduled to play at WP but covid put an end to that, Texas can play there also. 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's great and all, but that's another game that will be played in east rutherford

texas v. army at michie seating 38k?

aggy would lose their minds.

 

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6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You know we had one with Rutgers right?

that was in 99

and we played on campus in new brunswick

we played pedder in east rutherford in 84

the manhattan market is due for a burnt orange visitation

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

aggy would lose their minds.

 

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why don't the fuckers schedule them?

straight up home and home

jars will be filled

12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You know we had one with Rutgers right?

I went to that game, way back when.  Piscataway is neat little town.  

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that was in 99

and we played on campus in new brunswick

we played pedder in east rutherford in 84

the manhattan market is due for a burnt orange visitation

You were suggesting we play Syracuse University from Syracuse NY in Jersey.

Now it's for the Manhattan market... 

Okay..

 

 

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's great and all, but that's another game that will be played in east rutherford

texas v. army at michie seating 38k?

Absolutely should be at Michie Stadium instead of that Godawful corporate hellhole next to a shitty mall. The West Point campus, the museum, and the views high above the Hudson River* FROM the stadium are insane!!!

 

* Fun Fact. The reason West Point is where it is is because it is situated at a big bend in the Hudson River that forced British ships to slow down, making them easier target for cannon high on the hills of the fort. And just for good measure, they installed a FUCKING GIANT CHAIN ACROSS THE RIVER to stop the ships. Pretty impressive, except that it was unneeded, because asshole Surly-lover British General Howe preferred whoring in NYC to dragging his ass up the Hudson to help poor Gentleman Johnny Burgoyne, who then lost the Battle of Saratoga.   

  

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You were suggesting we play Syracuse University from Syracuse NY in Jersey.

Now it's for the Manhattan market... 

Okay..

 

 

Forget it, he's rolling.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There are plenty of negative things to say about Chicago, but food choices ain't one of them, neither are cultural options (museum and such you Surly assholes). Most of the negatives typically attributed to Chicago certainly don't apply to Evanston aside from shitty traffic and weather.

Pittsburgh is a truly underrated city. 

Miami has some amazing scenery that I can't even really afford to look at much less "entertain" and some great food. There ends the positives, imo. 

It's too soon for Pitt.

Last time we were there in '94, Mackovic's Ole'-defense made Pitt's Curtis Martin into a NFL RB multi-millionaire.

Our defense was shit because Mackovic fired Leon Fuller before the season, one of the best DCs Texas has ever had.

Brain-Fog-boy never recovered from letting Fuller go.

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

It's too soon for Pitt.

Last time we were there in '94, Mackovic's Ole'-defense made Pitt's Curtis Martin into a NFL RB multi-millionaire.

Our defense was shit because Mackovic fired Leon Fuller before the season, one of the best DCs Texas has ever had.

Brain-Fog-boy never recovered from letting Fuller go.

I had drank that memory away... it was gone. Forgotten..

Sigh

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

British General Howe preferred whoring in NYC

 

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6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I had drank that memory away... it was gone. Forgotten..

Sigh

Pitt U. stadium (fuck the sponsors) is 727 above sea level.

Syracuse is roughly 358 ASL,

6 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

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Kentucky legend 

RIP legend

20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

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Kentucky legend 

The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

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Kentucky legend 

The "Hefty Lefty" Jared Lorenzen!

3 hours ago, TOR said:

OK, fine.  Kentucky.  Kind of uneven on their talent.  Which makes no sense because those hillbilly chicks are ridiculously hot.

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the answer is yes I would.....all of them, buuuuut couple of those chics are flat as plywood up top. can I get a solid c cup or is that to much to ask. 

7 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Stayed in Pitt (have been there number of other times as well) when Texas played W Virginia for first time. It is a great place to visit with good bars/restaurants for a fun weekend. If you can squeeze a Pirates game in as well that is icing on cake. 
 

Pretty walkable downtown/waterfront and would be fun to play there. 

Pittsburg is an awesome city to visit. My main advise is not to stay in a hotel in the business district as its not multi use and a ghost town at night 

4 hours ago, TOR said:

Blah blah blah.  It's not like Texas is playing Auburn.

Well I hope not.  It would mean we are scoring more touchdowns than field goals.

47 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The "Hefty Lefty" Jared Lorenzen!

I always liked the moniker “J Load”

2 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Last time we were there in '94, Mackovic's Ole'-defense made Pitt's Curtis Martin into a NFL RB multi-millionaire.

I mean, in fairness, he did turn out to be a hall-of-famer.

Now, Rashaan Salaam on the other hand…

Max Merril is walking at Senior Day. Our long national nightmare is over.

 

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Great list. Hell, Navy's a great spot too and Annapolis is wonderful. USC would be a fun blueblood battle.

You mean, like in '17 and '18?

Everything needs to come together this Saturday and this is where we need to get hot to end the season with potentially 6 games left.

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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Kentucky legend 

 

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