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I always thought it was a weird football season when we didn't have one single cold weather game at all at DKR -- like this season.

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10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You mean, like in '17 and '18?

I have worked very hard to erase the Strong / Herman years from my memory.

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

I always thought it was a weird football season when we didn't have one single cold weather game at all at DKR -- like this season.

Well that's not guaranteed yet.

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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This is why Shaggy Surly remains.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Well that's not guaranteed yet.

It's guaranteed for the regular season. 

CFP, sure, if we have a game here, we probably would have a cold-weather playoff game-- but not a single regular-season cold game.

8 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

Not much Kentucky talk in this thread.  It's bad mojo. 

Elko is going to sell out thebliyx.      

12 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

British General Howe preferred whoring in NYC to dragging his ass up the Hudson to help poor Gentleman Johnny Burgoyne, who then lost the Battle of Saratoga.   

  

I had a bundle on a can't-miss nag at Saratoga one time. She went off at 6/2/&even. She lost that battle too.

Am I fortunate to be involved in a...history lesson? Or is that code talk?

32 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

I had a bundle on a can't-miss nag at Saratoga one time. She went off at 6/2/&even. She lost that battle too.

You're so vain. 

13 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Absolutely should be at Michie Stadium instead of that Godawful corporate hellhole next to a shitty mall. The West Point campus, the museum, and the views high above the Hudson River* FROM the stadium are insane!!!

 

* Fun Fact. The reason West Point is where it is is because it is situated at a big bend in the Hudson River that forced British ships to slow down, making them easier target for cannon high on the hills of the fort. And just for good measure, they installed a FUCKING GIANT CHAIN ACROSS THE RIVER to stop the ships. Pretty impressive, except that it was unneeded, because asshole Surly-lover British General Howe preferred whoring in NYC to dragging his ass up the Hudson to help poor Gentleman Johnny Burgoyne, who then lost the Battle of Saratoga.   

  

The Cochem Castle, located in the Rhineland-Palatinate state of Germany, installed a chain across the Moselle River as a means of collecting tolls from passing ships.

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It's good to be the King.

I’ve been there.  Burg Eltz is a better visit but Cochem is badass. 

31 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Gameday and we're talking castles!

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I can only imagine what Jim Mora would have had to say about surly. 
 

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Ky has a castle in Versales(Versailles) no less… 

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7 minutes ago, General Specific said:


That, and Golf Guy statue, terrabad, and instant classic.

 

You mean this dumb bastard?

 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Ky has a castle in Versales(Versailles) no less… 

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That seems a bit much for a bottle of lube.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

You're so vain. 

i think this comment is about me

Got a text from someone who said the game is delayed because the Kentucky busses haven't arrived yet

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Got a text from someone who said the game is delayed because the Kentucky busses haven't arrived yet

Are they stuck in Lexington, KY ?  😂😂😂

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Are they stuck in LexVegas, KY ?  😂😂😂

FIFY

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

Yes, my line is paraphrasing the next lyric from this song

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Got a text from someone who said the game is delayed because the Kentucky busses haven't arrived yet

It's farther west than they thought

Just now, Rimbo said:

Yes, my line is paraphrasing the next lyric from this song

 

Hence why I added it. ;)

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's farther west than they thought

Holy shit… winner winner KFC dinner. 

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