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9 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Huh, I smell gravy and boubon…

That’s the squirrel in the burgoo.  

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

Kentucky has been to Austin once before:

https://stats.texassports.com/custompages/sports/m-footbl/archive/stats/51/ut-ken.htm
 

1951 University of Texas Football
#6 Kentucky vs #11 Texas (Sep 22, 1951 at Austin, Texas)
Kentucky (0-1) vs. Texas (1-0)
Date: Sep 22, 1951 Site: Austin, Texas Stadium: Memorial Stadium Attendance: 47000
Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4  Final Score
Kentucky.............. 0 0 6 0 - 6
Texas.................... 7 0 0 0 - 7

 

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Yes, but with the expansion of DKR since the 1951 game, it covers a little more area to the west.  Therefore the tweet above is correct.

36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but with the expansion of DKR since the 1951 game, it covers a little more area to the west.  Therefore the tweet above is correct.

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36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but with the expansion of DKR since the 1951 game, it covers a little more area to the west.  Therefore the tweet above is correct.

But what about the centering (or lack thereof) of the goalposts? Is it actually more to the west?

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

But what about the centering (or lack thereof) of the goalposts? Is it actually more to the west?

Probably the cause of the missed PAT… HFA! 

7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 


Little late to the party….

 

12 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Kentucky has been to Austin once before:

https://stats.texassports.com/custompages/sports/m-footbl/archive/stats/51/ut-ken.htm
 

1951 University of Texas Football
#6 Kentucky vs #11 Texas (Sep 22, 1951 at Austin, Texas)
Kentucky (0-1) vs. Texas (1-0)
Date: Sep 22, 1951 Site: Austin, Texas Stadium: Memorial Stadium Attendance: 47000
Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4  Final Score
Kentucky.............. 0 0 6 0 - 6
Texas.................... 7 0 0 0 - 7

 

 

Has anyone seen anything formal as far as stating when the Senior night intros will happen? Obviously its briefly before the band marching, but curious if a specific time has been stated. 

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

*mind bottling

11 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

I know they've been to austin before but damn that's still a crazy stat.

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

*mind bottling

For all intensive purposes, it means the same thing and is a mute point.

2 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

For all intensive purposes, it means the same thing and is a mute point.

I could care less.

Just going to point out that our gif options for the search term Kentucky are largely lame.  This one is nice, though.

Fast Food Cooking GIF by Sherchle

21 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Just going to point out that our gif options for the search term Kentucky are largely lame.  

Here's a decent one.

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Any update if Deone Walker or Barrion Brown is playing?

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any update if Deone Walker or Barrion Brown is playing?

Texas Homer guy said they sat out last week only because it was Murray State. They were not on any injury lists. 

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Here's a decent one.

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Don’t doxx me, bro!

45 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Just going to point out that our gif options for the search term Kentucky are largely lame.  This one is nice, though.

Fast Food Cooking GIF by Sherchle

This one may work by, hopefully, halftime.

No CR

Joe Biden Kentucky GIF by GIPHY News

44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any update if Deone Walker or Barrion Brown is playing?

They are both out on Saturday, but D’Squarius Green, Jr. and Saggitariutt Jefferspin look like they’re good to go. 

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Where's the prediction contest thread for this game?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any update if Deone Walker or Barrion Brown is playing?

https://www.aseaofblue.com/2024/11/17/24298392/deryk-jackson-injury-kentucky-football-lb-out-for-season
 

This article indicates that they are both banged up , Stoops is hopeful they get back “by the end of the year”.  Sounds like their stud LB (transfer from UGA) is out, but also seems like he’s been out a few games. 

The QB played last week but was concussed the previous game.  

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I wonder how far west Kentucky has traveled for a game, anyone know?

31 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

https://www.aseaofblue.com/2024/11/17/24298392/deryk-jackson-injury-kentucky-football-lb-out-for-season
 

This article indicates that they are both banged up , Stoops is hopeful they get back “by the end of the year”.  Sounds like their stud LB (transfer from UGA) is out, but also seems like he’s been out a few games. 

The QB played last week but was concussed the previous game.  

The LB went down against Tenn and is a big loss. If they don’t have Walker either, that’s 2 key players on defense. This thing could be a hideous blowout. 

9 minutes ago, hornbri said:

I wonder how far west Kentucky has traveled for a game, anyone know?

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37 minutes ago, hornbri said:

I wonder how far west Kentucky has traveled for a game, anyone know?

They would be wise to book a hotel in Cedar Park and set a new Kentucky world record.

We would be wise to do the same by beating them by more than 1.

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The LB went down against Tenn and is a big loss. If they don’t have Walker either, that’s 2 key players on defense. This thing could be a hideous blowout. 

Let’s hope so.  

Weird looking report considering Walker, Hairston, and Brown didn't play last week

On 11/17/2024 at 7:31 AM, South Austin said:

They’re convincing, we should win terribly.

This might be the post of the year!  Stuff like this is why I love this board. 

Has our stadium moved west since 1951?

29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Lloyd Christmas is both shocked and excited at the same time learning about this.

13 hours ago, Atticus said:

Weird looking report considering Walker, Hairston, and Brown didn't play last week

It was 1-9 FCS Murray State last week. I'm surprised more starters didn't play.

This will be the furthest west I have ever seen Kentucky play football 

I can't figure out which thing is more fucking tedious - the multiple posts displaying the same fucking factoid or the immediate "well ackshually" follow-ups pointing out that UK already played at DKR once, as though that invalidates the point. 

40 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Has our stadium moved west since 1951?

What happened in 1951?

13 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

It was 1-9 FCS Murray State last week. I'm surprised more starters didn't play.

Yea, and they didn’t need to post an injury report 

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