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3 hours ago, utee94 said:

The 90s Industrial Rock band Stabbing Westward never has, either.

Stabbing Westward was my favorite band back in the day. Was walking back to campus after a concert and a car full of what seemed like fans asked if I needed a ride. Not worrying about my kidneys being harvested, I jumped in and the lead singer of Stabbing Westward was sitting next to me. This was the only thread I'd ever be able to share that story, so hope you enjoyed it.

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4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Stabbing Westward was my favorite band back in the day. Was walking back to campus after a concert and a car full of what seemed like fans asked if I needed a ride. Not worrying about my kidneys being harvested, I jumped in and the lead singer of Stabbing Westward was sitting next to me. This was the only thread I'd ever be able to share that story, so hope you enjoyed it.

CSB!

I liked 'em too. :)

Never saw them live though, and never almost lost my kidneys to the lead singer.

Edited by utee94

Holy shit, what a small world. I was not a big fan of Stabbing Westward but enjoyed their music. 

Never got in a car with the band but they did steal my kidney one night at Black Cat Lounge. I mean, I was completely hammered so you can't really fault them.

17 minutes ago, utee94 said:

CSB!

I liked 'em too. :)

Never saw them live though, and never almost lost my kidneys to the lead singer.

That dude was one of the most down-to-earth musicians I've met (and I've dealt with hundreds of them since I used to photograph for a music magazine). They were already pretty big at that time and apparently he was going with random fans to get tacos (or maybe they tried to harvest his kidneys?).

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

ctj's law #12 of the Internet: The longer an opponent discussion thread goes on, the likelihood of it ultimately digressing into the most inane shit imaginable approaches 1. 

Has anyone pointed out what a dick Mark Stoops is? A real modern day Hitler one might say.

9 hours ago, utee94 said:

The 90s Industrial Rock band Stabbing Westward never has, either.

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

Probably find another website. This is a geology board now. 

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

Go to SECrant? 

Or try:

Wildcat Lair??

Edit:

Oh shit.. this is from a mod on Wildcat Lair.. it's um... well...

Deeeefense

Moderator Moderator

Sunday at 10:04 PM

#7

Texas lost to UGA, beat Vandy by 3 and just beat Arkansas by 10. They are a very talented team for sure but I don't think they are quit the juggernaut that some make them out to be. Texas is just now starting to feel what it's like to play a brutal SEC schedule where every week it's a new challenge. Kentucky has the dogs to play with the Horns, they have proven that previously in games against OM and UGA, but what is unknown is what Kentucky team will show up. They had an off week, and then coasted to an easy win over a weak appointment this past week, allowing them to give a lot of guys rest. So benefitting from that I think this game could be interesting but ONLY if we come in prepared and play with good energy and confidence, and maybe a chip on their shoulder with something to prove.

 

Also Texas maybe looking ahead to next week when they play a mutual hate fest affair against aTm.

Edited by BurntEyes

Yes, it's brutal.  I mean, we are bitching about style points and margin of victory, but yeah.  Brutal.

11 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Furthest east Texas has traveled?  Boston College seems like it would be hard to beat - unless we end up doing one of those weird Ireland games at some point.

We could play Maine. In Maine. 

9 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Needs more elephants. And a giant ass turtle. 

 

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6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

Things more interesting than UK Football: 

colonoscopy

root canals

gil bang thread

immamac’s vacation

quantum physics

 

"Things more interesting than UK Football:"

aggy fish camp

5 hours ago, hornian said:

We could play Maine. In Maine. 

Sticking to the top level of cfb in the relevant region, I think the best we could do is a game against the St. Francis Xavier X-Men in Antigonish, Nova Scotia.

Might have to agree to play CFL rules to make it happen, though.

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8 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

Admit that Dallas's Course of Empire was the superior 1990s  industrial-ish rock band?

9 hours ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Has anyone pointed out what a dick Mark Stoops is? A real modern day Hitler one might say.

Ha.

ctj’s law #1 of the sports Internet: the longer a college football coaching discussion carries on, the likelihood of Nick Saban being invoked approaches 1. 

 

18 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Furthest east Texas has traveled?  Boston College seems like it would be hard to beat - unless we end up doing one of those weird Ireland games at some point.

https://www.winsipedia.com/texas

Texas made a couple of trips to Chestnut Hill in the mid 70s to play Boston College.  Without breaking out a map and doing a deep dive into the latitude and longitude of all opponents, I think this may be the farthest east Texas has ever played.

What happened to D Moore to make his status questionable? How  questionable is he?

Edit nvm missed injury thread. 

Edited by Etexhorn13

5 hours ago, ScottS said:

https://www.winsipedia.com/texas

Texas made a couple of trips to Chestnut Hill in the mid 70s to play Boston College.  Without breaking out a map and doing a deep dive into the latitude and longitude of all opponents, I think this may be the farthest east Texas has ever played.

For Texas -

North: @Washington 1975
East: @Harvard 1931
South: @Hawaii 1995
West: @Hawaii 1995

Next thread derail.

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7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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No pics of huge UK fan but mentally-unstable Ashley Judd??

I am disappoint.  Lulz.

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

For Texas -

North: @Washington 1975
East: @Boston College 1974 and 1976
South: @Hawaii 1995
West: @Hawaii 1995

Next thread derail.

I had no idea Texas played at Hawaii. That's awesome. 

BC and UDub would both be fun away games, though lower tier P5s like BC are a no-win proposition to play.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I had no idea Texas played at Hawaii. That's awesome. 

Really??? How old are you?

I remember that game well. My senior year. Ricky’s debut. I think the kickoff was around 10pm or so.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Really??? How old are you?

I remember that game well. My senior year. Ricky’s debut. I think the kickoff was around 10pm or so.

34 - I was 5 years old when that game was played

Texas as the Hawaii Test game is a funny thought in the modern TV era

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ah, got it, kid.

OK boomer.

Just kidding I'm probably a year older than you.

I was just out of college and a friend of mine had just bought a house in Westover Hills, with a pool.  And he'd also just bought a "big screen TV" which were sort of brand newish at the time, outside of sports bars and Mr. Gatti's.  That game started so late we were already pretty lit, and by the end of the game we weren't paying much attention and many shenanigans were afoot, but I do remember thinking, "who is this Ricky kid?  He might be pretty good."

 

 

51 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

For Texas -

North: @Washington 1975
East: @Boston College 1974 and 1976
South: @Hawaii 1995
West: @Hawaii 1995

Next thread derail.

Negged.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I had no idea Texas played at Hawaii. That's awesome. 

BC and UDub would both be fun away games, though lower tier P5s like BC are a no-win proposition to play.

Unless you were born a Texas fan, I doubt you probably remember the Texas vs Hawaii cancellation debacle of 2000-ish either. That shit was completely embarrassing. I think Dodds blamed canceling it in part due to jet fuel costs or some shit. They just kept digging the hole deeper and deeper. 

Also, I think Texas should schedule a home and home with Hawaii. 

Also also, they should do that with Tulane too. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also also, they should do that with Tulane too. 

In the Superdome, I assume?  I love Texas going on the road for a fun non-conf opponent, but Yulman holds 30k people lol 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

In the Superdome, I assume?  I love Texas going on the road for a fun non-conf opponent, but Yulman holds 30k people lol 

Definitely Superdome.  We did it in... 2001 I think?  Great trip.

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What do I have to do to get back to Kentucky football talk 

Don't worry, I understood your joke

Stabbing Westward talk not going away

 

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8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Definitely Superdome.  We did it in... 2001 I think?  Great trip.

That Saturday was my worst day of gambling in my life.  Went 0-10.  Pressed on Sunday and went 0-6.  As a junior in college with no money.  Not a fun experience......lost about $1200 which was the equivalent to $1B to me at the time.

14 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

That Saturday was my worst day of gambling in my life.  Went 0-10.  Pressed on Sunday and went 0-6.  As a junior in college with no money.  Not a fun experience......lost about $1200 which was the equivalent to $1B to me at the time.

No shit. I remember same situation in September ‘01. Hit on my first three but missed on the final piece. 

fuckin flight 93…never forget!

I know this is a new era and the past is the past, but I can't help getting a little twitchy when a blue basketball school that starts with K comes to DKR in November.

32 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Definitely Superdome.  We did it in... 2001 I think?  Great trip.

2002.  I remember being in awe at the Superdome because they served alcohol.  Dudes in the row behind us bought a case of beer from a vendor and started passing them out to everyone around them.  Good times.  Tulane kicked off one time, which tells the story of the game.  Simms, Benson, Selvin Young had decent days.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ewers and Taaffe participating in senior day, per IT.

Taaffe is interesting. Is he thinking he gets drafted?

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Taaffe is interesting. Is he thinking he gets drafted?

Barron did the same last year before returning. I’m sure the thought is just participate so you can have the experience and we will have more in-depth conversations after the season.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

For Texas -

North: @Washington 1975
East: @Boston College 1974 and 1976
South: @Hawaii 1995
West: @Hawaii 1995

Next thread derail.

I believe Harvard is a few miles east of Boston College. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

BC and UDub would both be fun away games, though lower tier P5s like BC are a no-win proposition to play.

Winning a game and giving your fans a fun travel destination isn't nothing

24 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

2002.  I remember being in awe at the Superdome because they served alcohol.  Dudes in the row behind us bought a case of beer from a vendor and started passing them out to everyone around them.  Good times.  Tulane kicked off one time, which tells the story of the game.  Simms, Benson, Selvin Young had decent days.

Roy...dell Williams was a poor imitation of the real thing

12 minutes ago, Ty Webb said:

I believe Harvard is a few miles east of Boston College. 

Ah I actually had them reversed in my head but you are correct (assuming stadiums haven't moved). That makes 1931 @ Harvard the farthest east for Texas. 

15 minutes ago, Ty Webb said:

I believe Harvard is a few miles east of Boston College. 

Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Ah I actually had them reversed in my head but you are correct (assuming stadiums haven't moved). That makes 1931 @ Harvard the farthest east for Texas. 

It all comes back to Ivy League football in the end

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

We should play @ Miami

That won't change any of the extreme points for Texas. Miami is west of Boston and north of Hawaii. 

We've played the Orange Bowl, for the record. 

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard a little school outside of Boston.

 

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