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Counterpoint: it was in Arkansas.  That's probably not even illegal there.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: it was in Arkansas.  That's probably not even illegal there.

Certain cabinet nominees taking notes.

I wish I hadn’t clicked on this thread 

Unless its a super hot nympho secretary who lusts after my manhood, the split second someone shows up to work buck naked I'm out the door.

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: it was in Arkansas.  That's probably not even illegal there.

It's only legal if they are a blood relative.

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's only legal if they are a blood relative.

So, like I said....it's Arkansas.  It's legal.

2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

jesus christ.

What was this?

Just now, Dbeasy said:

What was this?

Arky doctor would wander around medical office buck naked and put his balls on female staff.  included blurred video.  dude was strolling around only in a baseball cap.

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Arky doctor would wander around medical office buck naked and put his balls on female staff.  included blurred video.  dude was strolling around only in a baseball cap.

In before someone starts an argument about “buck” vs. “butt” naked.

7 minutes ago, Gandalfish said:

In before someone starts an argument about “buck” vs. “butt” naked.

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31 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What was this?

 

That's nothing, my doctor told me to stop playing with myself.  I asked him why, he said "So I can examine you."

21 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

That's nothing, my doctor told me to stop playing with myself.  I asked him why, he said "So I can examine you."

Pshaw, he’s an amateur and should have been able to examine you anyways.  Hell, mine can put both hands on my hips and still give me a prostrate exam somehow.  He’s got an office behind the main dumpsters at the Hancock HEB.

53 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

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Was the dude er... self-medicating or what?

59 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Looking in the pizza box for a slice is the cherry on that sundae

And the pube on that pizza 

How 'bout fuck these two also? 

 

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A North Texas man says he went to a friend's apartment to pick up a spare key and ended up stumbling upon a brutal killing.     

Two people are now facing capital murder charges in the stabbing death of 53-year-old Johnny Ross Jr. in his Garland home.

The man who alerted police had gone to a condo to pick up a spare key. He didn't realize he'd walked into a crime scene.

Upon discovering the body, the witness described a bizarre scene including drugs and ice cream.                     

Jaylen Gray says his former friends, Haley Barber and Leo Moore, are "cold-hearted people."

Barber and Moore, both 20 years old, are charged with capital murder after Gray turned them in to Garland police.

"I know everybody’s scared to go to police, scared to be called a rat or a snitch," he said. 

According to an arrest affidavit, Barber and Moore were temporarily living with Ross in his condo when they stabbed the 53-year-old in his neck while he was asleep so they could steal his money and cars. 

Gray bought a Corvette from Barber before knowing the owner was murdered. Gray says Barber told him the Corvette belonged to her "grandfather who passed away."

"She said, ‘Gone. Afterlife,’" Gray recalled.

Gray met Barber at the condo to get a spare key for the car.

According to an arrest warrant, Gray smelled something foul. After asking Barber about it, he told police that Barber casually showed Ross’s body, which was wrapped in a rug and sheets in a closet. 

"She was like, ‘I know you’re not going to tell on me, bestie,’" Gray said.

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6 hours ago, Bevo said:

white people

 

they fuck up everything

fajitas used to be .99 / lb until fucking white people stumbled upon the greatness of fajita tacos 

Yea and half the whites I know over cock the mfers 

8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea and half the whites I know over cock the mfers 

Your mom likes when I over cock it. 

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6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea and half the whites I know over cock the mfers 

Only in Arkansas medical offices. 

7 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea and half the whites I know over cock the mfers 

 

Interesting that your spell check didn't catch that. 

 

7 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

You racist Mexicans. I don’t overcook anything. I am overcock’d though. 

We didn't know you had a limit to the number of cocks you could take. 

13 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Paging Dr. Skeet

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  When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it!

 

12 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How 'bout fuck these two also? 

 

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I remember when she was governor of Mississippi.

16 hours ago, Gandalfish said:

In before someone starts an argument about “buck” vs. “butt” naked.

 

On 11/19/2024 at 7:03 PM, Incredulity said:

Arky doctor would wander around medical office buck naked and put his balls on female staff.  

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29 minutes ago, Derka said:

not enough money in the world to put up with this. this girl has the patience of a saint:

https://www.reddit.com/r/woahthatsinteresting/s/3y4VtTZd4X

Shit, half the time my sister and I were on the floor or some roll-away/something uncomfortable on our family vacations. The dude had a kingsize bed and a foldout couch.  What a cunt.  Hope they had to sleep in their car.

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27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Shit, half the time my sister and I were on the floor or some roll-away/something uncomfortable on our family vacations. The dude had a kingsize bed and a foldout couch.  What a cunt.  Hope they had to sleep in their car.

that’s what i’m saying. every time we traveled when we were kids we either slept on the floor or on some janky-ass pullout bed with no cushioning and a giant bar running straight through the middle. the idea that this grown man just has no solutions for this situation is crazy enough, but for him to then be that big of a prick to some young girl who is just doing her job and being perfectly pleasant? such a shame that this mongoloid has already reproduced. 

40 minutes ago, Derka said:

that’s what i’m saying. every time we traveled when we were kids we either slept on the floor or on some janky-ass pullout bed with no cushioning and a giant bar running straight through the middle. the idea that this grown man just has no solutions for this situation is crazy enough, but for him to then be that big of a prick to some young girl who is just doing her job and being perfectly pleasant? such a shame that this mongoloid has already reproduced. 

People who are rude to front desk people, airline gate agents, etc infuriate me. Those people don’t make enough money to take the abuse that they have to put up with and it’s rare that whatever has gone wrong is their fault. In my experience, being kind when there’s a problem results in the agent going above and beyond to find a solution.

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28 minutes ago, royiv said:

People who are rude to front desk people, airline gate agents, etc infuriate me. Those people don’t make enough money to take the abuse that they have to put up with and it’s rare that whatever has gone wrong is their fault. In my experience, being kind when there’s a problem results in the agent going above and beyond to find a solution.

the thing that i truly don’t understand- there was absolutely nothing she could say to get this guy to calm down and accept reality. he (and everyone like him who we see in these videos) would rather argue in circles until he passes out than to just ever accept the reality of what’s truly just a minor inconvenience, and move on with life. as someone who has dealt with real rage, and real anger issues (as in real mental health sufferings), i can tell you that living with anger is basically the worst way to go through life. these people who seem to only be happy when they’re angry- man; i just don’t get it.

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

the thing that i truly don’t understand- there was absolutely nothing she could say to get this guy to calm down and accept reality. he (and everyone like him who we see in these videos) would rather argue in circles until he passes out than to just ever accept the reality of what’s truly just a minor inconvenience, and move on with life. as someone who has dealt with real rage, and real anger issues (as in real mental health sufferings), i can tell you that living with anger is basically the worst way to go through life. these people who seem to only be happy when they’re angry- man; i just don’t get it.

Yeah, shit happens when you travel. You gotta roll with the punches and improvise when something goes wrong because inevitably it will. 

Did you guys read the article? The prick originally booked a 2 queen suite through the hotel and then cancelled and booked the king suite through the third party site because it was cheaper. His plan all along was to try to talk his way into an upgrade.

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I wasn't sure whether to post this sick story here, or in the WTFIWWY Austin thread. It works in both.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-police-to-hold-press-conference-on-missing-child-case/

The Austin Police Department is asking for the public’s help in finding a missing 9-year-old girl, concerned for her welfare after her mother was accused of locking another child in a closet for “weeks at a time,” according to an arrest affidavit. Ava Marie Gonzales was last seen by family in December 2017, when she was two years old. She was in the custody of her mother, Virginia Gonzales, at the time, police said."

In regard to the 7-year-old found locked in a closet,  "The girl was taken to Dell Children’s Medical Center, where she was found to weigh 29 pounds, the affidavit said. She had dark-colored spots covering her body that medical staff said were signs of malnourishment, police said. She also made comments that her “bones hurt."  "The closet had no light or air circulation and was about 4 foot 9 inches by 1 foot 10 inches."

 

 

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23 year old, able bodied lady rides on a walmart scooter with her small children, nearly drops her toddler, runs over her daughter’s foot, and then falsely accuses an elderly man of trying to kidnap her child. the man spent 45 days in jail before being bonded after walmart surveillance showed that her story was bs.

 

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