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57 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

While we are all enjoying the holidays with our families, he will still be in a hospital bed suffering.

So will his nurses. 

I had missed this.   Horrible but glad he is feeling better.  Hopefully we can fill up the gofundme over the holiday as more people see this.

Behold the power of prayer. 

Now do Quinn's ankle.
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6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Now do Quinn's ankle.

Behold the power of Quinn’s ankle

On 11/24/2024 at 5:05 PM, gsoda3 said:

… is down his right thumb.  Keep praying.

I mean this is some serious commitment for the return of the rivalry. In all seriousness, even though I don’t know him I’m glad to hear it sounds like he is on the mend. 

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Behold the power of prayer. 

It was the thoughts, not the prayers.

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Behold the power of prayer. 

And modern medicine.
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It was the thoughts, not the prayers.

With your power of thought and his power of prayer, together you could be unstoppable

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who’s to say, really 

Pretty sure roflbox and his family are thankful for modern medicine on this day of giving thanks. 

18 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

He has really turned a corner since the last couple times I’ve seen him. He was completely, cognitively incapacitated when I last saw him.

That could describe any number of posters around here though. 

Well, I just tried jerking off without my right thumb. Let's just say roflbox has a long road ahead of him. Prayers and get better soon.

Hook 'em.

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Well, I just tried jerking off without my right thumb. Let's just say roflbox has a long road ahead of him. Prayers and get better soon.
Hook 'em.

Thoughts and prayers. Keep us updated
21 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Behold the power of Quinn’s ankle

 

You can play football with a screwed up ankle, but I'm not sure if can masturbate with a nubbin'.

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Behold the power of Quinn’s ankle

 

23 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Now do Quinn's ankle.

1) get better ROFL

 

2) just so I know which prayer to say for Quinn's ankle; are we praying for it to get better, or are we praying for Arch to start? I mean mixed prayers could fuck up this whole praying thing.

10 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

You can play football with a screwed up ankle, but I'm not sure if can masturbate with a nubbin'.

Not with that attitude you can't.

19 hours ago, pacman said:

Well, I just tried jerking off without my right thumb. Let's just say roflbox has a long road ahead of him. Prayers and get better soon.

Hook 'em.

You don't have a left hand?  It isn't cheating.  Well, your right hand might disagree, but fuck that thumbless thing.

You don't have a left hand?  It isn't cheating.  Well, your right hand might disagree, but fuck that thumbless thing.

That’s what he’s trying to do

The last update on the gfm didn't sound great. 

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December 3rd, 2024by LeAnne SchramOrganizer
Today 12/3/24 Mark’s white cell count was 9.6, his sugars are between 179-215 depending on how close to when he eats and they take it. His hemoglobin was low so he got a blood transfusion.

Another MRI to see if there is more metal in his hand. There is no feeling in the right hand, and he has no gripping the left hand.

 

no feeling in the right hand = "the stranger", amirite?

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

no feeling in the right hand = "the stranger", amirite?

 

Stranger or not, gonna need a thumb to pull that off.

 

11 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Stranger or not, gonna need a thumb to pull that off.

 

 

ISWYDT

The last update on the gfm didn't sound great. 
December 3rd, 2024by LeAnne Schram, Organizer Today 12/3/24 Mark’s white cell count was 9.6, his sugars are between 179-215 depending on how close to when he eats and they take it. His hemoglobin was low so he got a blood transfusion.

Another MRI to see if there is more metal in his hand. There is no feeling in the right hand, and he has no gripping the left hand.
 

9.6, or 9,600 uL, isn’t remotely close to an alarming leukocyte count. BGA is high but not wildly concerning, especially given his fighting off sepsis and the effect that has on sugar levels. What is concerning is his loss of sensation and motor function in his distal extremities given that he was at one point in septic shock.

With the H&H being down and him still fighting issues related to an infection, the concern from this wild ass redneck that definitely has no medical experience would be that he was in septic shock long enough that his body shunting blood to his core is causing necrosis in his distal extremities. There is no reversing that. In fact, if amputation isn’t performed in a timely manner it could kill him. But his white count being in normal range says that isn’t happening. So, I’m very curious.
13 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 

9.6, or 9,600 uL, isn’t remotely close to an alarming leukocyte count. BGA is high but not wildly concerning, especially given his fighting off sepsis and the effect that has on sugar levels. What is concerning is his loss of sensation and motor function in his distal extremities given that he was at one point in septic shock.

With the H&H being down and him still fighting issues related to an infection, the concern from this wild ass redneck that definitely has no medical experience would be that he was in septic shock long enough that his body shunting blood to his core is causing necrosis in his distal extremities. There is no reversing that. In fact, if amputation isn’t performed in a timely manner it could kill him. But his white count being in normal range says that isn’t happening. So, I’m very curious.

 

For some reason, I thought he had a stroke while in the hospital. Maybe he told me or I read it on his GoFundMe or I'm making it up. Honestly, I can't remember.

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3 hours ago, That Guy said:

Reposting the gofundme and adding a screenshot of the last update for you lazy fuckers

https://gofund.me/9ddadb9d
 

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Cigarette Smoking Whatever GIF by Mashed

Insurance companies killing people by denying essential care? Better call Luigi.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Cigarette Smoking Whatever GIF by Mashed

Insurance companies killing people by denying essential care? Better call Luigi.

 

Sounds like a good way to get shot.

Shit, I just saw this.  We're all complicated souls, but in my experience, ROFL has always meant well.  And he and his family sure don't deserve pain and suffering.  Sheesh.

Thanks for the GFM link, will chip in.

Life is a hard bitch sometimes.  I'm sorry it's being that way for him.

On 12/17/2024 at 9:17 AM, That Guy said:

Reposting the gofundme and adding a screenshot of the last update for you lazy fuckers

https://gofund.me/9ddadb9d
 

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Dadgum insurance keyboard peckers have no ideas how actual humans use their hands to do things.

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I had an automated service but then I got married and it quit working. Thought about getting it fixed but too expensive. Quote was for half my shit. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I too, jerk off manually. 

Hand disability= HSA funds approved for fleshlight and monthly Asian massage? And they apply to the annual deductible?

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I too, jerk off manually. 

I just twist back and forth until my wang is wreckin the room like a chimp with a bullwhip.

Y'know, in my mind.

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hand disability= HSA funds approved for fleshlight and monthly Asian massage? And they apply to the annual deductible?


damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

Hand disability= HSA funds approved for fleshlight and monthly Asian massage? And they apply to the annual deductible?

We could chip in to get him a service dog. It would be cheaper.
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3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


We could chip in to get him a service dog. It would be cheaper.

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Furk, I should check into this sub board more than once or twice a year.

Heal up, ROFLBOX. I've always enjoyed your cringe dad jokes and memes. 

LeAnne posted a new update to Help Mark Heal: Overcome a Life-Altering Crash

 

Hospital is planning to send Mark home even though he isn’t ready. Hoping we can afford home health as my insurance is up at end of the month.

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On 11/22/2024 at 3:21 PM, thunderlounge said:

Thread’s going about how you would expect.

I think rofl would be ok with that.

 

T&P box. Fight it out. 

I haz a disappoint no discussion about Wreath Fund.

 

After +2 months there is a possibility of a d/c & I get to watch the game @ home.

On 11/25/2024 at 2:49 PM, UTGrad98 said:

There are people now with toe thumbs. See if his insurance will pay for it. 

@Baboontyme... brother can you spare a thumb? 

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On 11/27/2024 at 2:16 PM, Bob Lives! said:

the last couple times I’ve seen him. He was completely, cognitively incapacitated 

Sounds like a Shag² tailgate.

On 11/28/2024 at 12:19 AM, TexEx15 said:

I mean this is some serious commitment for the return of the rivalry. In all seriousness, even though I don’t know him I’m glad to hear it sounds like he is on the mend. 

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