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Well fuck, welcome back buddy, guess we can save some of the wreath funds for the next guy.

How do you type all the letters?

In all seriousness, welcome back!

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Welcome back, Box.

About damn time. Coffee break's over, everybody back on your heads! :)

 

The hospital won't let me go... cannot find home Healthcare that is staffed enough / has people for Drip & I may not be able to watch the game via my own TV
Imprisoned!
 
For ALL who have donated to the "go wreath me" as Anons, my family appreciates you.

15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

After +2 months there is a possibility of a d/c & I get to watch the game @ home.

I thought docs were scared to do d&c procedures in Texas now. 

I thought docs were scared to do d&c procedures in Texas now. 
¿Dick & Cock?

BTW, my hand surgeon is a Red Raider.
16 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

¿Dick & Cock?

BTW, my hand surgeon is a Red Raider.

Could have been a pizza delivery driver.

Glad to see you back. Sorry you are going through this. I do not have any opposable thumbs to donate to you but I do know a Semi retired kick ass prosthetics guy if you want to travel to Detroit. 

49 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

¿Dick & Cock?

BTW, my hand surgeon is a Red Raider.

He ought to be motivated then. Can’t do guns up without a proper thumb. 

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2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:


For ALL who have donated to the "go wreath me" as Anons, my family appreciates you.
 

You’re welcome, but we need that wreath money back please. Gotta bribe the realtors to show Mack and Sally the shitty houses in town. 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I thought docs were scared to do ¿Dick & Cock? procedures in Texas now. 

Could have been a pizza delivery driver.

 

or a DL recruiter like Helobious, if you are in to that sort of thing

Still in the hospital.

 

Someone needs to visit & bring me some olive garden soup.

South Austin Hospital

Roon 323

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 11/29/2024 at 2:18 PM, jimmyjazz said:

You don't have a left hand?  It isn't cheating.  Well, your right hand might disagree, but fuck that thumbless thing.

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That is fighting words, my friend

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Still in the hospital.

Someone needs to visit & bring me some olive garden soup.

South Austin Hospital

Roon 323

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What are the docs saying?  Still having problems with infection?

On 11/27/2024 at 2:16 PM, Bob Lives! said:


 He has really turned a corner since the last couple times I’ve seen him. He was completely, cognitively incapacitated when I last saw him.

Can confirm this is his baseline.

There is no Olive Garden on door dash that delivers to that location. Sorry. Can we interested you in Taco Cobana? Perhaps some naoch?

29 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

There is no Olive Garden on door dash that delivers to that location. Sorry. Can we interested you in Taco Cobana? Perhaps some naoch?

Needs a side salat

2 hours ago, beer said:

Needs a side salat

If HEB delivers, we can send him lettuce.

Still in hospital 

 

Looking @ 3 good B/P's.

Laying flat, sitting & standing.

That would determine in-patient rehab v. going home.

Orthostatic BP as a condition of discharge status is interesting. Did you suffer a cardiac episode that I am not recollecting?

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Orthostatic BP as a condition of discharge status is interesting. Did you suffer a cardiac episode that I am not recollecting?

Orthos5atic, yes 

Cardiac, not that I am aware of .

 

Get me out of here!

5 hours ago, beer said:

You need brisket 

Like Jay Z needs Diddy?  Or is this more like Diddy and baby oil? 

I have some GREAT staff here, however I am over seeing them daily.

Any of them have an OnlyFans? Cause we got a thread for that.
3 hours ago, Doc Holliday said:

Like Jay Z needs Diddy?  Or is this more like Diddy and baby oil? 


If that brisket is done right, they won’t need the baby oil. 

Anybody else finish off the thread title with “it’s true, but save few for lefty too” in their head?

Anybody else finish off the thread title with “it’s true, but save few for lefty too” in their head?

Well, I have now.
Love me some Townes.

Donated.

I don't know why but I read this as ROBLOX (the dumb app game my grandkids play) needs prayers and just ignored it until now.

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On 1/4/2025 at 8:42 AM, Bevo said:

What are the docs saying?  Still having problems with infection?

Gonna need reconstructive surgery on the a R hand.

Home now, got D/C last night.

On 1/8/2025 at 11:31 PM, Brisketexan said:


Well, I have now.
Love me some Townes.

But I don’t hear Townes’ voice in my head, I hear Merle’s. 

22 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Gonna need reconstructive surgery on the a R hand.

Home now, got D/C last night.

 

Glad that you are home now and wishing you a full and speedy recovery.

23 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Gonna need reconstructive surgery on the a R hand.

Home now, got D/C last night.

We know you really busted out through the roof.

How do you type all the letters?
In all seriousness, welcome back!
Slowly.

Verrry slowly.
On 1/11/2025 at 12:45 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

But I don’t hear Townes’ voice in my head, I hear Merle’s. 

Man if you ever deserved a negatory, this is it. Merle is great but the sound in you head needs to be TVZ on this one.

Checking in, Rofl -- how ya doin'?
Feeling various phantom pains, mostly from a thumb that is no longer with me.
 
Had an eye specialist appointment today & I have stroke + diabetes complications. 
 
I am trying to get one of you to come W this weekend & watch the playoffs out here as I am bored... not a Basketball watcher.  Bring pretzels.

Fighting depression.  Want to sleep this away - recognize that won't do anything.

Slept in today til 2p.

Watching way too many cooking videos on Facebook & those only aggravate my diabeetus & make me hungry..

I apparently had 2 small strokes back months ago & my brain isn't fully functional - having a difficult time writing contracts / estimates.

Further.

I cannot find a way to help myself.

25 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Fighting depression.  Want to sleep this away - recognize that won't do anything.

Slept in today til 2p.

Watching way too many cooking videos on Facebook & those only aggravate my diabeetus & make me hungry..

I apparently had 2 small strokes back months ago & my brain isn't fully functional - having a difficult time writing contracts / estimates.

Further.

I cannot find a way to help myself.

What’s your health insurance situation at this point? I know you’re self-employed, but don’t know if you have group health insurance through your spouse. If you do, check on EAP benefits. They can be a big help in getting you plugged in to the mental health services you need. Taking care of your mental health is just as important as your physical health while you work to get yourself back on track.

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