January 28Jan 28 Don't watch the news and stay off of mainstream social media. Maybe binge a good series or two? Do you have access to a gym? Just physically going somewhere and walking on a treadmill could do wonders. Stay strong ROFL.
January 29Jan 29 Not steady or stable enough yet for a treadmill. Had 2⅓ cookies @ the Scout Court of Honor & it felt like ⅛ what I wanted.
January 29Jan 29 Do you want me to send you some gummies? Is that what you're saying? First Olive Garden and now an eighth?
January 29Jan 29 13 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: Fighting depression. Want to sleep this away - recognize that won't do anything. Slept in today til 2p. Watching way too many cooking videos on Facebook & those only aggravate my diabeetus & make me hungry.. I apparently had 2 small strokes back months ago & my brain isn't fully functional - having a difficult time writing contracts / estimates. Further. I cannot find a way to help myself. If you need additional reading material you could read the mental health thread and especially the AA thread cover-to-cover. I realize that’s not where you’re at in your life but I think there’s a lot of good reading in there that doesn’t have anything to do with booze. And I enjoy Willy Braun’s YouTube cooking. He’s of Reckless Kelly fame, and has RD Canecutter’s sense of humor.
January 31Jan 31 [mention=636]phdhorn[/mention] came out for a visit today with Q from Pig Pen. It was great to have the company & i would enjoy his visit again, regardless of food. Definitely was a highlight of my day +.
February 17Feb 17 Saw the update from LeeAnne, how are we feeling ROFL? 'Bout had to put a weak foot up Monster's ass to get him to do a couple of simple chores. Did close to 7... 8 minutes of stumble walking this afternoon as i looked @ various outside the house tasks (am supposed to do 10 minutes daily) & have been back on a C-diff problem for almost a week now. I will be most appreciative when that nonsense goes away. I am still accepting visitors, Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday on Creek Road closer to the middle of Downtown Drip if so inclined to come say "hi" (food not required but always accepted). [mention=168]Judge Roybeanbag[/mention], :eyeballs:
February 24Feb 24 On 2/13/2025 at 2:27 PM, Baboontyme said: Saw the update from LeeAnne, how are we feeling ROFL? Have you been in contact with @Judge Roybeanbag?
February 25Feb 25 On 2/23/2025 at 9:07 PM, Baboontyme said: Check the DMs. Need your email address. Responded yesterday.
March 13Mar 13 How’s things these days man? We prob. need to update the Gho Fund thing; having trouble with wound care co-pays @ $ 60 ea. & related expenses × 3 per week.
August 10Aug 10 ■L■O■N■G■C■A■T■ ●A●L●E●R●T● Updating things specific to this thread & adding +rep where needed. ■□ Approximately TWO WEEKS prior to the wreck, I got the truck registered with Hays County. Remember this for later. •• The truck sat idle for quite awhile as it needed a new engine & I was paying that off to the diesel shop in advance of a new engine. $ 20,000 which I figured was in the long run less expensive than a monthly diesel note (the old engine had 360,000 miles). ● Wreck was 016 Nov. 24, & it was in Oak Hill on Highway 290 Westbound @ a couple of minutes past 2200. • This was not a dirt road & I was NOT speeding, however there could have been some dust & construction pebbles on 290. ● Gemini (Samsung A I.) was not able to provide any cloud cover data for that time in 78736 however I do recall it was not wet). ● The "fixed body" dump truck (probably ~30 to 40 ft . long?), ...not a separate cab + Dumpasaurus trailer combo... was idle in the L of 2 Westbound lanes *(next to the concrete temporary wall) & a bit on the Eastern side of the new Discount Tire. •• It is unknown if the male driver was there unmoveable for 5 sends (just happened& Ō time to react) or 5 minutes & was simply a dumbfuck I'm going with dumbfuck • He spoke Ø Wnglish. In ABSOLUTELY NO WAY am I blaming ANY of these events as described on his ethnicity (or mine). ● Firefighters had to use a hydraulic piston to expand the cab bit as my R knee was pinned in a bit & that required Jaws of Life to cut the door off @ the hinge. • I was ambulatory & d&eclined the CareFlight helo ride because those Fulkerson ain't cheap. Mom (front / passenger) took the Travis County green bus trip) & my son + me (back seat, behind Mom) rode with my wife driving. Off to Saint David's South Austin Hospital. ● Once in the E.R.& processed, I got ×Ray's & the doc says "How-d you get all that metal in your hands?"" Me": "Ummm... ?" Sends me home with a 3 or 4 day. Supply of pain Rx (nothing else), saying "Let's see if that metal works it'sown way out'l & off we go (Monster. Is mostly OK except for minor seatbelt trauma). I am still mobile & had probably started thar thread prior detailing the wreck when I still had (2) thumbs. On advice of counsel, I requested via SMS to Black Lab that he murderate that thread. Mom has broken her L hand in3 additional places & ends up w/"Pins & Olates" in there ● 2 days later, R hand looks bad (swelling) & we go back to S.A H. ER.I. SAH admits me & eventually (don't know how much time later) I awoke with only one thumb. Hand surgeon said there had been a 50-50 on taking the whole hand above the wrist due to sepsis & unrelated infection due to Takata metal ķ there was also talk about BOTH thums, R AND L. Tthankfully my glasses took the hit & shielded my eyes Apparently while in surgery I had (2) strokes due to a nutso white count & sugar was +700. Took me a few days in "Step - Down" (just below ICU, where I was for 4 or 5 days)bto understand what had happened after the return to hospital & I was freaky deaky m... apparently saying all sorts of odd Shag² - worthy shit like "Big Bang Theory does NOT need a laugh track! They have GREAT writers!" & asking everyone if they had voted for Trump. & Suhooter. While a day or three after surgery, I complimented some cute nurses on their perky hooters. ••I was in Step - down for 2 weeks & my vision was F'd up. Colors were either baby food green or washed out Grey. Couldn't hold my phone during to my L hand being splinted. ● I had a 3m "Wound Vac" for around 4 months (pic to follow) & that device was 98% amazing - 2% a pain in the ass to drag around / take with to the bathroom, maintain, etc. Without it, I would slprobably still be a mangled looking l]mess with a gnarly gash. ■● While in SAH, I got "C-Diff" which is very common & essentially gives you a ba case of the shits. You try to fight it with a nasty tasting oral Rx & balance that out with a specific set of antibiotics which in turn means probuotics. I kept that nonsense going for probably 1½ months while home & I was literally sitting the bed (I e. a diaper some 3 or 4× a day). ■ I tried to be self ambulatory & make it to the bathroom (a short 5 or 6 feet away) & fell due to stroke issues affecting balance / strength. Th÷y put me on a bed monitor & if I even lifted my ass to adjust for comfort m, that thing would **TWEEDLE** to rat me out. & due to constant short staffing, it wouldtalk +10 minut÷s before anyone could assist, so probably 40% of the time when i hit the call button the said "Yeah, just shit in the disposable brief & we will wipe you up. & once home, I also fell in the bathroom around 0300 & got wedged between the terlit & wall... my wife could not get me up / unstuck & Monster had a hard time but eventually I got back to bed. ■ Total time in hospital was around 2 months & typing via my phone took FOR-EVER when my L hand was splinted. I still only use my L hand to tap & my R hand mobility (all remaining digits) sucks. I can't really "hold" the phone & like now, prop the hone against a pillow w/ the R hand trying to insure it doesn't slide. R hand capabilities to almost nil. No sensitivity & I do 1× / week O.T. because we cannot afford 2× a week like the therapist wants & I don't have transportation for that even if we COULD swing the $. ● L thumb has limitations on extension & it is a hassle picking my nose. I feel like "aggy winning at halftime' if I get out enough of a booger clump to free my nasal passages & despite allergy sprays, 2 or 3 days I'm back to clogged again. ◆ Just before X-mas, LeAnne lost her job within the Sain David's system (I won't go into specifics here, however it was petty shit) & as long as I was still in a Saint David's facility, her employee insurance was required maintain care & pay bills. Ø Deductible while in any H.C.A. facility, etc. She is employed again, lower $ than before & worse insurance which is why I am on UHC So... Still partially recovering from the strokes & we have burned up savings due to property taxes, Rx & health care deductibles & food / utilities. We don't eat out or go to the movies & don't have satellite except for internet through ViaSat (too remote for Fiber). We were generously gifted an HEB $ 200 gift card through a [mention=207]Baboontyme[/mention] connection months ago (I'm still not certain how that happened but am immensely grateful). ■ To anyone who called me after I got home, I wanted to chat with rvmmevery one if you however my brain was very foggy. I still don't have a rapid 'just answer the phone & go" capacity & don't know if I will be able to drive again. My retinas suffered frome the strokes & it has been a shitty time trying to get insurance coverage for a specialist who can do the injections (on Affordable Care Act to United Healthcareĺ. If anyone wants to see the fangoria amputation pics I will send via PM because doing the thing is a hassle with that many. Slight "yay" is my hand has healed to where I most likely will NOT need a 'Cadaver Flap" or any skin graft the L hand is maybe 50% functional (is how I exclusively write via text). LeAnne has been amazing through all of this & I am acutely aware of how stressed out she is over both my health AND our finances. If anyone of y'all have a real life $rich$ Nigerian Princess connection, send her (or him) him my way... I'm not above money for platonic marriage to establish US citizenship. I have been trying to find some sort of genuine "work from home" thing & would need to enable some sorta Chat-to-Text software. ANY sort of customer service type job would help if I can get the connection to my computer to function with it ◆◆To the lawsuit:. No uninsured motorist coverage (me) V. No insurance coverage / no traceable lineage on his dumper (him). Even if we DID know the status (where) for the dump truck, it would not exceed any recoverable value to sue & win. We don't even know if he was cited for no insurance or no license..****remember up top where I said "registration" w/? Hays County"¿ 10 days AFTER the wreck, I got mail from Takata notifying me the airbag was under recall ◆◆[emoji814]︎[emoji814]︎AND... on with the photos. Thank for sticking through this LongCat read https://media.surlyhorns.com/monthly_2025_08/20241106_221246.jpg.b7c504c4a55586bee7f8c29a8d58db3a.jpg 20250210_221615.mp4
August 10Aug 10 Y'all got gypped. ROFL Box sent me some way nastier pics as well as some of the nurses with perky tits.
August 10Aug 10 4 hours ago, Bevo said: ROFL Box sent me some way nastier pics As said in the new post, if you want to see the Fangoria pics, send a PM (or text if you have my digits)
August 10Aug 10 11 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said: You are a badass, sir. I definitely do not feel like I am.
August 11Aug 11 Thanks for the update. Are you able to do any business through RHR even if you can't go on site?
August 11Aug 11 20 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: As said in the new post, if you want to see the Fangoria pics, send a PM (or text if you have my digits) What about the hot nurses? Is that another option, or is it a package deal?
August 11Aug 11 On 1/7/2025 at 7:12 PM, beer said: You need brisket ill be driving by lourdes tomorrow... will tsa let healing water through if its in a ziplock bag and under 3.5oz?
August 11Aug 11 Didn't know @beer was currently out of country... sent him refresher pics of the thumbless hand (Nov 24 & July 25). Don't recall any "hot nurs" pics & didn't see any in my prior SMS pics to him.
August 11Aug 11 6 hours ago, gsoda3 said: Thanks for the update. Are you able to do any business through RHR even if you can't go on site? As you know from first hand experience, I have stellar crews & exceptional crew leaders (roof + gutters) who HAVE been "taking care of business"while I am unable to get in the field OR on ladders. I get the occasional Inbound call or text & do the best I can. I am sorta plinking along with small things here & there but nothing with a thousand dollar payday like an insurance claim. The primary reason I like insurance claims is because I don't like to negotiate sales / dollar amounts & prefer insurance companies to set the value while I only am required to collect a deductible Most gutter jobs are easy with a set figure per foot for gutters & downspouts (& occasionally odd bits like what you needed by your 2nd floor window @ the entry). I have always tried to give exceptional service to the ShagHoles & there are *MANY* who I did things for @ no charge in the hopes they one day might have an insurance claim. & I absolutely do appreciate the 2× we re-roofed & 3× we guttered your house (2× main sections + added more coverage & the entry spot 1×).
August 13Aug 13 On 8/11/2025 at 11:36 PM, ROFL BOX said: Didn't know @beer was currently out of country... sent him refresher pics of the thumbless hand (Nov 24 & July 25). Don't recall any "hot nurs" pics & didn't see any in my prior SMS pics to him. out of the country isn't a temporary condition. i come back to the states from time to time. here are some lamb sausage burnt ends (in Haro) to prove how much I am also suffering.
August 14Aug 14 For those who might not have seen the link posted on the first page or are inclined to send some additional help. Help ROFL BOX
August 15Aug 15 Weekly hand therapist appointment. She didn't like the possible swelling & marked dots on my hand aroundtheperimeter + we took pics (measured) to compare for next week. Said to NOT (warm water) soak & scrub / vitamin E application until we see if there is any return infection. Edited August 15Aug 15 by ROFL BOX Spoiler aattempt
August 15Aug 15 Good thing you were in a vehicle with some robust protection. A small car might have had a different ending. Give 'em hell and get well!
August 15Aug 15 1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Good thing you were in a vehicle with some robust protection. A small car might have had a different ending. Give 'em hell and get well! Screen_Recording_20250815_163245_TikTok.mp4
August 15Aug 15 3 hours ago, thunderlounge said: looks fake as fuck. (the video. we know rofl is fake.) It is fake. It's BeamNG.drive, "A dynamic soft-body physics vehicle simulator capable of doing just about anything."
August 15Aug 15 3 hours ago, thunderlounge said: They could have done better on the graphics for what they charge. eh? looks pretty good for $25
August 22Aug 22 I don't know if it was fr9m Shag², however we rece8ved s9me GFM [as opposed to GFY) donations in the last few days & that has a8ded us in buy8ng groceries & paying the electric bill. I can post initials if y'all want some details... I don't think there was a space for messaging in the d9nation. Whomever you are, THANK YOU!!!
October 30Oct 30 Eye injections tomorrow @ 1300 for my Retinopathy. Not @ all looking forward to this.m, however if i even get a 50% improvement over what I have now, I will take it.
October 30Oct 30 5 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: Eye injections tomorrow @ 1300 for my Retinopathy. Not @ all looking forward to this.m, however if i even get a 50% improvement over what I have now, I will take it. Let's hope it's a success!
October 30Oct 30 6 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: Eye injections tomorrow @ 1300 for my Retinopathy. Not @ all looking forward to this.m, however if i even get a 50% improvement over what I have now, I will take it. Pulling for you. Best of luck.
October 30Oct 30 2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Pulling for you. Best of luck. jacking off isn't going to help much.
October 30Oct 30 8 hours ago, Gil Bang said: jacking off isn't going to help much. What else can he do after the way things went last night?
October 30Oct 30 4 hours ago, randomhorn said: It's in the way that you use it Also, on the plus side, eyepatch for Halloween Both eyes = blind person blackout glasses.
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