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  • Huckleberry
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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

  • Love This!!! 🤘 TOUCHDOWN !!! 🤘

  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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Let’s introduce these hillbilly pcats to some Western Hospitality!

smash’em Horns!🤘

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Is this gonna be one of those fucking games where we dont start till 2:45-2:50ish?

If the score stays like this, ole miss will start the fake injuries soon. 

Get your licks in today, Texas. Because next season when the Nick Saban led Wildcats beat that burnt orange ass in LexVegas I don’t want to read no bitchassness here. 

6 minutes ago, RiverwalkMiner said:

Sitting above Smokey today. Assuming I'll be deaf by the end of the game. 🤘PXL_20241123_191558620_MP.thumb.jpg.a9e39cd26361fba74c94286702f59892.jpg

I hope you are. Then make a wonderful recovery.

The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid.

 

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30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Is this gonna be one of those fucking games where we dont start till 2:45-2:50ish?

Got a wedding shower to get to or something?

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Holy shit UK travels well…..nice folks for the most part.

They had to get in their wagons and say they went farther west than any UK fans ever have for a football game.  

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Holy shit UK travels well…..nice folks for the most part.

Gata also brought a fuckton of people. All I talked to were cool, and said the same thing.

A trip to Austin? Are you kidding?

43 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Is this gonna be one of those fucking games where we dont start till 2:45-2:50ish?

Clock at stadium indicates a just over 250 kick.  26 mins to go 

5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Holy shit UK travels well…..nice folks for the most part.

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3 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Clock at stadium indicates a just over 250 kick.  26 mins to go 


Thank you for this. 

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That'll dot it for ole piss.

Not over yet

Thanks for the kickoff update.  You just kept me from injuring my shoulder throwing my remote through my living room window.

i just dont fucking undestand why every fucking team just sits back and doesnt cover the damn middle in the 2 min drill

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not over yet

Now it is... nevermind, not a pick. 

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and after all that celebrating... they now have to drag their ass back onto the field.

 

this is the exact recipe for the fucking last second score. 

Couldn't they just start the game on ESPNews, there's never any news on there anyway. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Now it is

no it isnt. thats not a catch

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

no it isnt. thats not a catch

But that one is

"This is further proof that there are no easy weeks in the SEC, except every week for Texas, who isn't actually good"...

"But, um, Texas dismantled this same Florida team."

"Yeah, but Florida didn't want to be there."

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