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No playoff expert, but BYU and Ole Miss losing today seems like great news for our playoff chances even if we lose next week. 

Actually, Indiana too. 

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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By my count, we had 3 completions for 14 yards in the second half. But way to go, Sark, for keeping your hobbling QB out on the field.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Great win.

Trap game next week, I hope we don't overlook it while celebrating.

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17 point win. A

Should have been 20-27 points but whatever.  
 

if Ewers can’t run they’re in trouble.   

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

No playoff expert, but BYU and Ole Miss losing today seems like great news for our playoff chances even if we lose next week. 

Actually, Indiana too. 

Agreed. Any way you look at it our SOS improves next week when we play Aggy.

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We have issues. We are 10-1.

Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep. I fully expect the Cover 3 choads to shit on Ewers for 1 bad play, and belittle his injury. They’ve consistently called Ewer’s ab strain a tummy ache. 
 

Meanwhile, they’ve verbally sucked off Will Howard all season. Completely gave him a pass for his clock awareness against Oregon. 

Oh yes I know exact what you’re talking about with them. 
 

and all the non southern podcasts will get on their knees for any non SEC teams and shit on the SEC for Ole Miss losing to a revitalized Florida team. 

Just now, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Agreed. Any way you look at it our SOS improves next week when we play Aggy.

Yeah ole miss and Indy losing too help Texas imo.  
 

 

13 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Norman Oklahoma is the perfect assignment for holly rowe 

She’s clearly an Arkansas gal …

7 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

We needed too much luck in this game. We need to be prepared for next week 

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This team is better than last year’s team. 

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah ole miss and Indy losing too help Texas imo.  
 

 

What makes Ole Miss losing is how much they invested on their team this season lol. Morons. Our staff evaluates talent to fit the team, they take literally anyone who wants to come and play. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

OK, so what are we gonna bitch about now? We need something...

Those jerseys were not tucked in enough.

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

We can't win a championship with Ewers at QB

Before he got hurt he actually was playing very well. 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

We can't win a championship with Ewers at QB

We're keeping Arch healthy for the playoff run

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Sark is going to bet our season on a head case QB with a gimpy ankle. He fucked up today by not giving Arch some reps. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Oh, hardcore. 

Those plump thighs are nice ear-warmers.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Before he got hurt he actually was playing very well. 

177 yards 2 TDs and 0 INTs in the first half but yea he sucks and is a pussy.  Sark leaving him in was on Sark...he's the coach.  

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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Are you happy with that performance?

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

We can't win a championship with Ewers at QB

Not sure if you just cursed, or blessed.

Texas wins. Now aggy and ou both losing 3 hours from now would be a good day

9 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

WOULD

I don't think Hook em is interested in you. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Those plump thighs are nice ear-warmers.

I'd let her asphyxiate me with what's between those thighs 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

I don't think Hook em is interested in you. 

We don't judge around here 

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Before he got hurt he actually was playing very well. 

He was playing really well. The injury definitely affected everything. Not being able to plant your right leg will do that. 

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2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Texas wins. Now aggy and ou both losing 3 hours from now would be a good day

We kind of want OU to win tonight.

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Tessitore today to Fowler next week… the Mouse hates Texas. 

Brando is the champ at hating Texas.

I think it's time Texas put together a complete game of 'whoop' ass

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

He was playing really well. The injury definitely affected everything. Not being able to plant your right leg will do that. 

So you are saying he is mentally weak then?

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This team is better than last year’s team. 

Way to go out on a limb there. 

Last year's defensive backfield was one of the worst in P5. This year's is one of the best. 

Unfortunately last year's Ewers was better than this year's. I have no idea how that is possible. I'm seriously wondering if his head is in the game 100 percent. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

We kind of want OU to win tonight.

I don’t think they have it in them right now

I understand that it's senior night and Ewers wants to play, but when you get hurt is it good for the team? It's not like people in the NFL can't see that you're hurt. Sark continuing to play him over what's good for the team, it's negligence, at best. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

We kind of want OU to win tonight.

But it would be fitting to beat Bama in Atlanta. 

Just now, Topper13 said:

But it would be fitting to beat Bama in Atlanta. 

We owe Deboer a fucking beating, and this defense is built to do just that. 

If OU beats Alabama it'll be because their defense solves Milroe. 

That will also almost guarantee a Georgia rematch in Atlanta for us once we handle aggy

Just now, Pancho said:

lol ou chump stutsman did the horns down when introduced for senior day

Good.  Glad he went out like a bitch in October 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

So you are saying he is mentally weak then?

I guess what else should we expect from a dude raised in Southlake that probably never had to overcome any adversity in his life.  

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I understand that it's senior night and Ewers wants to play, but when you get hurt is it good for the team? It's not like people in the NFL can't see that you're hurt. Sark continuing to play him over what's good for the team, it's negligence, at best. 

Sark would tell you the 17 point win and the 85-yard push their faces down in the mud and make them eat it drive was good for the team.  I take some issue with the notion but that's what you're gonna get from the company line.  

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I understand that it's senior night and Ewers wants to play, but when you get hurt is it good for the team? It's not like people in the NFL can't see that you're hurt. Sark continuing to play him over what's good for the team, it's negligence, at best. 

A win is a win is a win...unless it's a clusterfuck...

Just now, chemHORN said:

I guess what else should we expect from a dude raised in Southlake that probably never had to overcome any adversity in his life.  

Are...you replying to your own question?

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