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God this is set up perfectly. aggy with a 12 year head start and we walk in year one swinging our dick and rolling into a sec title game god I know they are beating their sister wives 

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are...you replying to your own question?

Yes. Yes I am. I also grew up in Keller so was trained to dislike all things Southlake. 

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Just now, chemHORN said:

I guess what else should we expect from a dude raised in Southlake that probably never had to overcome any adversity in his life.  

C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

Just now, chemHORN said:

Yes. Yes I am

OK, just checking.  

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sark would tell you the 17 point win and the 85-yard push their faces down in the mud and make them eat it drive was good for the team.  I take some issue with the notion but that's what you're gonna get from the company line.  

Yep. Exactly this. 

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

I guess what else should we expect from a dude raised in Southlake that probably never had to overcome any adversity in his life.  

Let's not pretend Arch Manning was raised in South Dallas. Or really 90 percent of D1 QBs. 

 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

Like I said.  I'm from Keller so I'm trained to dislike all things Southlake

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

God this is set up perfectly. aggy with a 12 year head start and we walk in year one swinging our dick and rolling into a sec title game god I know they are beating their sister wives 

That's why I worry not Sarge. It's meant to be my friend!

Just now, chemHORN said:

Like I said.  I'm from Keller so I'm trained to dislike all things Southlake

No prob.  I'm from Garland and am trained to be jealous of any legit team and fanbase.

15 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

OK, so what are we gonna bitch about now? We need something...

well a couple of the dumbest fuckers in the history of dumb fuckers said Sark didn't run enough clock out on the all run drive.

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Let's not pretend Arch Manning was raised in South Dallas. Or really 90 percent of D1 QBs. 

 

But it's different with him

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Well, our first SEC season is almost over. How many guys have we lost in the grind? How battered down are we after going up against SEC teams week after week?

How pathetic has our OL and run game looked these last two weeks?

No. Don't tell me. It's just too sad.

Just now, hookem48 said:

well a couple of the dumbest fuckers in the history of dumb fuckers said Sark didn't run enough clock out on the all run drive.

Surly gonna Surly 

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Texas has played 10 games this year. In at least 7 of those games, the opposing QB has been absolute dog shit, yet every week the game thread reads like the Horns are trotting Tyrone Swoopes out there. You guys are a bunch of insufferable pricks.

I thought we played a good game. Next week though I think the Quinn and the skill-position players shouldn't start drinking in the 3rd quarter. 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas has played 10 games this year. In at least 7 of those games, the opposing QB has been absolute dog shit, yet every week the game thread reads like the Horns are trotting Tyrone Swoopes out there. You guys are a bunch of insufferable pricks.

That's Mr. Insufferable Pricks to you, sir. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I thought we played a good game. Next week though I think the Quinn and the skill-position players shouldn't start drinking in the 3rd quarter. 

Yeah coach shoulda pulled Quinn there. Once he was hobbled he was going downhill pretty quick.

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

God this is set up perfectly. aggy with a 12 year head start and we walk in year one swinging our dick and rolling into a sec title game god I know they are beating their sister wives 

Yes, but it's a 100 year decision.

Did this already happen or is Sark hiding because he doesn't want to answer any questions about keeping Quinn out there? Edit: NVM, the asshole is on now.

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so is it just illegal to call PI for us when the game is still in doubt?  Holy Fuck what bullshit.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That's Mr. Insufferable Pricks to you, sir. 

Mr Insufferable Pricks, Esq

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

so is it just illegal to call PI for us when the game is still in doubt?  Holy Fuck what bullshit.

Yeah, i was at the game but it seems like there were a couple really bad missed calls.

The SECSECEC grinder.  (not grindr aggy).  Take the W, move on.

Sark has the look of defeat in the presser. I wonder if Quinn is more injured than we think.

If Ewers us made of glass though, maybe it's time to look to someone that won't dissappear when he gets a boo boo.  

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Sark has the look of defeat in the presser. I wonder if Quinn is more injured than we think.

If he is MORE injured than we think it's really crazy he stayed in the game.  

If he is MORE injured than we think it's really crazy he stayed in the game.  

Yep. But stubborn is stubborn
Just now, Stunns38 said:


Yep. But stubborn is stubborn

The reality is that it unlikely has anything to do with Quinn.  He likely hasn't been evaluated much further than whatever was done in game at this point.  

12 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas has played 10 games this year. In at least 7 of those games, the opposing QB has been absolute dog shit, yet every week the game thread reads like the Horns are trotting Tyrone Swoopes out there. You guys are a bunch of insufferable pricks.

Yeah, and?  Also, if those posting on the game threads are complaining about the QB, then I would say there’s some suffering.  So let’s call us sufferable pricks.

2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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17 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas has played 10 games this year. In at least 7 of those games, the opposing QB has been absolute dog shit, yet every week the game thread reads like the Horns are trotting Tyrone Swoopes out there. You guys are a bunch of insufferable pricks.

I know I wish that Georgia game didn't exist, but unfortunately we've played 11 games

 

 

Makuba has been solid this year

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Cameraman tried for the upskirt but got thighblocked

21 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas has played 10 games this year. In at least 7 of those games, the opposing QB has been absolute dog shit, yet every week the game thread reads like the Horns are trotting Tyrone Swoopes out there. You guys are a bunch of insufferable pricks.

11 games

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Cameraman tried for the upskirt but got thighblocked

 

Real american hero.

Raise your hand if this game made you "pop" a xanax Mean Girls Movie GIF by filmeditor

Championship D again.  one drive for 70+ yards for TD the whole game.    If our O and Interesting teams can stop stepping on their dicks we might be somebody.

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If he is MORE injured than we think it's really crazy he stayed in the game.  

Here's the thing.  ARCH.

Thing is, Ewers toughing it out does nothing for the team.  It makes him, possibly, more unreliable next Sat AND keeps Arch from getting some important game reps.  Are we under the impression that Sark left him in to avoid a possible controversy if Arch did really well?  I'm just kind of confused.  Could be the bourbon.

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Thing is, Ewers toughing it out does nothing for the team.  It makes him, possibly, more unreliable next Sat AND keeps Arch from getting some important game reps.  Are we under the impression that Sark left him in to avoid a possible controversy if Arch did really well?  I'm just kind of confused.  Could be the bourbon.

I think it has to do with experience and that's it.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is he drinking again? If there’s no proof of this, STFU.

I was speaking of myself.  Chill.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I was speaking of myself.  Chill.

Got it, apologies.

 

*Could be the bourbon 

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Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Got it, apologies.

All good.  At the RRR, some youngster made a comment about Sark drinking and I thought this older UT alum was going to beat his ass.  Kid didn't yell the rest of the game.

I think Sark's approach in 2nd half was to play it safe and go with experience even if hurt. And he was correct. The team fumbling thrice in the 3rd quarter was the head scratcher.

Man so happy with this team. We’ve beaten teams all year the way an elite team would. So happy for these seasons. Fuck a&m

8 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Aggy already counting the loss due this. 

Bet Ted Cruz shows up and they blame him. 

1 hour ago, chemHORN said:

So you are saying he is mentally weak then?

Dafuq?

1 hour ago, chemHORN said:

Yes. Yes I am. I also grew up in Keller so was trained to dislike all things Southlake. 

I’m not thrilled with Ewers either but you sound like a pants pissing little bitch 

https://www.kxan.com/video/steve-sarkisian-postgame-press-conference-after-31-14-win-over-kentucky/10244486
 

Nothing earth shattering and minimal Quinn injury talk at all, just said a “tight” ankle.  He does these great and calms my fears some. Great Wisner talk and about running because it was working and what we could do good at the time.  I understand the theory but that easily could have backfired with a couple stops on that drive, a couple bad bounces before and the defense not playing absolutely lights out.  You can’t just send a qb out there if you know they are limited on moving and passing and be like we can just run and it work every time.  

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