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Kentucky hasn't scored more than 20 pts against an Sec team all year.   If we did get 21

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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They are begging us to keep running the ball. Sark needs to not let the deep ball button distract him.

Just now, MillerEP said:

Ewers is hurt?

It's been a few weeks, so it's about time, I guess.  God dammit.

If Jesse Palmer was on fire, far be it from me to piss on him.

tessitore is no question

Edited by TOR

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That was a weak ass penalty to call. We got a big break on that one

It almost made up for the 2 Kentucky PIs, hold called on a pancake block, and missed hold when Simmons was going for the QB.

Edited by OU Sucks

Know you can’t have everything perfect but I fucking hate seeing runs for 4 a pop. 
 

THAt shit has been all season

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

Mo. Bamba.

Apparently aggy plays this all the time in their shit stadium lol

Just now, D3zii said:

Know you can’t have everything perfect but I fucking hate seeing runs for 4 a pop. 
 

THAt shit has been all season

It was 3 where we hit him, but he fell forward. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Apparently aggy plays this all the time in their shit stadium lol

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1 minute ago, deech said:

Kentucky hasn't scored more than 20 pts against an Sec team all year.   If we did get 21

Yeah but they're further west now. Throw out the stats. It's gonna be chaos.

Just now, Zeus said:

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How is it that goiters are heritable? Cuz I'll be damned if Bob don't have one, too.

Also, is Bob under 5'6" like Mark apparently is? Had no idea the Stoopses were that vertically challenged. Err, I mean, height impaired.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Apparently aggy plays this all the time in their shit stadium lol

They do.  

If they ever find out that Mo Bamba is a Longhorn, and black, heads are gonna roll.

Edited by TexArcher

1 minute ago, TOR said:

If Jesse Palmer was on fire, far be it from me to pis on him.

tessitore is no question

Palmer is such a beating. Leave football and just do Bachelor. You’re not needed here. I’d rather have Colt or McElroy. 

Holy fuck what a play!!!!

They are begging us to keep running the ball. Sark needs to not let the deep ball button distract him.

And we are giving to them too.

Edit: what a pick!!!

If I ever play Texas just run the ball. 
idk why teams try to throw it 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

How is it that goiters are heritable? Cuz I'll be damned if Bob don't have one, too.

Also, is Bob under 5'6" like Mark apparently is? Had no idea the Stoopses were that vertically challenged. Err, I mean, height impaired.

He looked like a fat oompa loompa standing next to Katie

SPIDERMAN INTERCEPTION!

2 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Need a turnover here.

Nice.

There's a reason why this guy couldn't beat out Beck. 

2 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Need a turnover here.

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