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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

  • Love This!!! 🤘 TOUCHDOWN !!! 🤘

  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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Kelvin banks might be one of the best in the country???? Man fuck people who hate Texas. Jesse Palmer can lick my chode. 

We are going to miss helm next year, he’s been pretty clutch for us

Love it when we get points off a turnover.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Another nice throw, Quinn!!

Missed a couple of deep balls, but everything intermediate and in has been good.  All of them.

And both of those deep throws should have still drawn flags. I think that is workable enough for us.

Great throw by Quinn!

Should be 28-0

I want a still of him standing up and pointing the ball at the defender on the ground.

Just now, sdm said:

Should be 28-0

Fire Sark.

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Great response by the offense 

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Surprised Palmer didn't question if Helm maintained possession. 

4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

So I'm sitting at Denny's... - Lulz - Surly Horns

Damn great recruiter and teacher, tho. Never thought the day would come where I said "I'm glad Blake Gideon is on our team". 

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

Gunnar Helm 14, Kentucky 7.

Burnt Ends, bitches.

I literally love our defense. Especially McDonald. I may have McDonald's for dinner just because of him. I'll survive whatever outbreak.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Helm is such a fucking beast

He really is. He is super physical and catches everything he gets his hands on. A true weapon and a great example of player development by the staff.

21 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


Uh yes… D shouldn’t have even been on the field. O has been ass and penalties were only reason that Kentucky drive was extended.

Offense has been very suspect for weeks… I have no concerns about the D.

It was barely into the 2nd quarter. Let's put away the "defense on the field too long narrative" lol

Just now, sdm said:

Should be 28-0

28-7 coming up. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Kelvin banks might be one of the best in the country???? Man fuck people who hate Texas. Jesse Palmer can lick my chode. 


I thought he was very complimentary of Banks in that sequence. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Another nice throw, Quinn!!

Missed a couple of deep balls, but everything intermediate and in has been good.  All of them.

Great Quinn is Best Quinn.

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Gunner Helm has to be no lower than a 3rd rounder at this point 

OK, some reality here.  Good size, fair hands. SLOW.  

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

We'll get that next week, as well

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

Typical stoops coached team 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Helm gonna get paid in the league.

He should be the first TE taken. He's just a baller. Fuck that kid from Pedo St and Michigan. 

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Refs just want to watch that bad ass catch a few more times

This should be the post of the day by far

A+ Zeus

Just now, Rimbo said:

Gunnar Helm 14, Kentucky 7.

Burnt Ends, bitches.

I literally love our defense. Especially McDonald. I may have McDonald's for dinner just because of him. I'll survive whatever outbreak.

Easy there cowboy. No need to give yourself the shits

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

Well, they are coached by a member of a family of cocksuckers so ....

Give the gift of sport and dick

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Kelvin banks might be one of the best in the country???? Man fuck people who hate Texas. Jesse Palmer can lick my chode. 

He'd enjoy it.

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On a day where Jaxson Dart and Kurtis Rourke played the games they did, we have to be happy with how QE is playing.

12-19 132 and 2 TDs. Should have had DPI on at least one or two of the 3 in question.

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

there’s some sort of fracas. 

Hey hey hey, let’s watch the language on this site. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

OK, some reality here.  Good size, fair hands. SLOW.  

Is he that much slower than Kelce?

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love it when we get points off a turnover.

And specifically a touchdown. A FG at that point of the field from the turnover would've been disappointing.

I went and changed my shirt and did my turnover chant AKA old  pom  Squad chant , haha,  it worked ! you're welcome 😁

QE left his happy feet in the locker room.

I can dig it.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

30 Rock Hello GIF
 

Joe Tessitore talking about Cain and Abels

Joe’s totally pulled 20 y old tail at C&A.

Mad respect sir. 
Mad respect.

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