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  • Huckleberry
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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

  • Love This!!! 🤘 TOUCHDOWN !!! 🤘

  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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#1109
Just now, TexArcher said:

Another nice throw, Quinn!!

Missed a couple of deep balls, but everything intermediate and in has been good.  All of them.

And both of those deep throws should have still drawn flags. I think that is workable enough for us.

#1113

I want a still of him standing up and pointing the ball at the defender on the ground.

#1120

Gunnar Helm 14, Kentucky 7.

Burnt Ends, bitches.

I literally love our defense. Especially McDonald. I may have McDonald's for dinner just because of him. I'll survive whatever outbreak.

#1121
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Helm is such a fucking beast

He really is. He is super physical and catches everything he gets his hands on. A true weapon and a great example of player development by the staff.

#1122
21 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


Uh yes… D shouldn’t have even been on the field. O has been ass and penalties were only reason that Kentucky drive was extended.

Offense has been very suspect for weeks… I have no concerns about the D.

It was barely into the 2nd quarter. Let's put away the "defense on the field too long narrative" lol

#1125
1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Kelvin banks might be one of the best in the country???? Man fuck people who hate Texas. Jesse Palmer can lick my chode. 


I thought he was very complimentary of Banks in that sequence. 

#1126
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Another nice throw, Quinn!!

Missed a couple of deep balls, but everything intermediate and in has been good.  All of them.

Great Quinn is Best Quinn.

#1127
1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Gunner Helm has to be no lower than a 3rd rounder at this point 

OK, some reality here.  Good size, fair hands. SLOW.  

#1128
Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

We'll get that next week, as well

#1130
Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

Typical stoops coached team 

#1132
5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Refs just want to watch that bad ass catch a few more times

This should be the post of the day by far

A+ Zeus

#1133
Just now, Rimbo said:

Gunnar Helm 14, Kentucky 7.

Burnt Ends, bitches.

I literally love our defense. Especially McDonald. I may have McDonald's for dinner just because of him. I'll survive whatever outbreak.

Easy there cowboy. No need to give yourself the shits

#1134
Just now, boilerhorn said:

Kentucky seems like a little bit of a dirty team. After every play, there’s some sort of fracas. 

Well, they are coached by a member of a family of cocksuckers so ....

#1136
2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Kelvin banks might be one of the best in the country???? Man fuck people who hate Texas. Jesse Palmer can lick my chode. 

He'd enjoy it.

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#1137

On a day where Jaxson Dart and Kurtis Rourke played the games they did, we have to be happy with how QE is playing.

12-19 132 and 2 TDs. Should have had DPI on at least one or two of the 3 in question.

#1140
1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

there’s some sort of fracas. 

Hey hey hey, let’s watch the language on this site. 

#1142
1 minute ago, TOR said:

OK, some reality here.  Good size, fair hands. SLOW.  

Is he that much slower than Kelce?

#1143
2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Love it when we get points off a turnover.

And specifically a touchdown. A FG at that point of the field from the turnover would've been disappointing.

#1147

I went and changed my shirt and did my turnover chant AKA old  pom  Squad chant , haha,  it worked ! you're welcome 😁

#1150
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

30 Rock Hello GIF
 

Joe Tessitore talking about Cain and Abels

Joe’s totally pulled 20 y old tail at C&A.

Mad respect sir. 
Mad respect.

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