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They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

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3 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Great throw 

Not a great throw. Both of Ewer's TD passes have been too off. Start Connor Weigman .

Most pleasant surprise of the game is the OL. They are dominating in every phase 

Run D looking pretty solid even though mother fucking Pat will say something about efficiency while we keep them behind the chains.

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

OK, some reality here.  Good size, fair hands. SLOW.  

Is Kelce fast? Is Rudolph fast? Is the TE from SF fast?? Nah

 

and I’d call Helms hands better than fair 

 

also the thing with players that’s not fast is they find openings which Helm has shown to do. 
 

So I said What I said! 

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I thought he was very complimentary of Banks in that sequence. 

He just wants his  chode licked

Just now, HouTex said:

They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

I remember the confiscated illegal driver’s license on the wall of shame.  

Just now, Codaxx said:

Most pleasant surprise of the game is the OL. They are dominating in every phase 


Quinn’s also stayed in the pocket more than he normally does. And has chosen the right time to leave the pocket. Good work between OL and QB. 

Just now, HouTex said:

They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

Dollar beer night Tuesdays when I was there 04-09. Buckets for 6+tax was clutch.

1 minute ago, HouTex said:

They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

That place is still open??

Clutch Helm does nothing but catch tds and chip defensive ends.

 

Man, our defense are just littered with bad ass motherfuckers. Mbatchu gotta be loving this. Same with Charles. Ffrench as well. Whoever the fuck is there, other than those poor Kentucky fans. 

I hope Jesse has even more advice for us on how Kentucky can get back into this game.  Like, I'm a Texas fan, and it's a Texas home game, but we really should watch this game from a Kentucky point of view.  It's only fair.

Call at TO Sarkisian, you can save 20 seconds your offense may need.

2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Is he that much slower than Kelce?

See, that's the thing.  Is he blocking or running the seam?

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Is Kelce fast? Is Rudolph fast? Is the TE from SF fast?? Nah

 

and I’d call Helms hands better than fair 

Kittle is a bad ass, and he's genuinely funny. 

1 minute ago, HouTex said:

They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

I was told I was there from 85-89.

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

Most pleasant surprise of the game is the OL. They are dominating in every phase 

Let’s hope both sides are clicking at the right time of the season.

Just now, TexasGolf said:

I remember the confiscated illegal driver’s license on the wall of shame.  

In 1980 no body gave a shit.  I was 17 when I went to UT.  Never got carded. 

4 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Easy there cowboy. No need to give yourself the shits

I got pickle juice. I'm covered.

Our run game has drastically improved over the last few weeks. 

Feels like play action will become a bigger threat if we can keep running like this. Sark also needs to stick with the run game when it's cooking like this. 

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2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Most pleasant surprise of the game is the OL. They are dominating in every phase 

Even defense and special teams?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That place is still open??

The old building was torn down earlier this year, but supposedly they reopened nearby. 

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Dollar beer night Tuesdays when I was there 04-09. Buckets for 6+tax was clutch.

How was that 15-20 years ago?!

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2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Most pleasant surprise of the game is the OL. They are dominating in every phase 

They got better as the season went on last year. I don't quite understand it considering we had 5 guys with starting experience returning and were only added Williams, who everyone knew was going to be good.

Just now, The Original CaliHorn said:

I can see Helm being the next Gronk

 

Gronk with a brain. 

2 minutes ago, HouTex said:

They just mentioned Cain and Abel’s.  Damn, I was there probably 5 days a week from 80-84.  Good times.

That late night happy hour 2 for 1 on Thursdays, got damn. Killed some brain cells there. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Our run game has drastically improved over the last few weeks. 

Feels like play action will become a bigger threat if we can keep running like this. 

Imagine play-action if we could hit the one-on-one deep shots that are set up…

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Joe’s totally pulled 20 y old tail at C&A.

Mad respect sir. 
Mad respect.

I'm unfamiliar with Cain and Abels.  Is it a fried chicken place?  I used to get some hangys from a place called Abels in the day.

Just now, Bodowned said:

Imagine play-action if we could hit the one-on-one deep shots that are set up…

I actually think they've been there today. A couple missed DPIs. 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Is Kelce fast? Is Rudolph fast? Is the TE from SF fast?? Nah

 

and I’d call Helms hands better than fair 

 

also the thing with players that’s not fast is they find openings which Helm has shown to do. 
 

So I said What I said! 

I love you.  /nohomo

Just now, MillerEP said:

Get another 3 before the half

Get 7 and blow it open

Just now, Earl Haffler said:

I'm unfamiliar with Cain and Abels.  Is it a fried chicken place?  I used to get some hangys from a place called Abels in the day.

You've never had a real handy until you visit UTEP and sit on the mountain 

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