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Take him out, now1 obvious limp.  will not get better today.

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i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

Just now, satyanash said:

Yuck. What a dud drive

Especially after a good first down run.  
 

And ewers does look gimpy.  Need to make the change and let him be healthy.

 

Also god damn our punter fucking sucks. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've changed my stance. I might be able to stand Beth Mowins over these two morons 

At least Beth has a good excuse to be a pussy

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

And a QB with nothing to lose at this point who ain’t scared to throw it. 

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

great time for a 30 yard punt. 

 

When does the portal open? In time for the playoffs?

17 minutes ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Yep. Talking West Campus days 

It was cain &abel’s early 90’s

Can anyone on this board with eligibility punt the ball?

Is Sark stupid. Why is Quinn out there hopping on one leg.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

The new thing is 7 yards or even 5 yards but yeah, need to let more bounce. 
 

I do love his return ability though the dude is special

Our offense is going to be one dimensional as long as hurt Quinn is in there, so we’re going to need our D to get some stops until sark pulls his head out of his ass and puts arch in

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

But even with it, this freshman already looks more poised than Vandergoof

That’s 100% true

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

Ideally Quinn would play through the 3rd but with that level of a limp no reason to trot him out there. Arch time, Sark.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wonder how many bj's Dua Lipa has given? I wonder if she was part of the freak fest, or whatever they called it?

Go take a cold shower, bud

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Is Sark stupid. Why is Quinn out there hopping on one leg.

Exactly! Put arch in

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

My money is on already having the talk multiple times and not knowing where he is.

Kentucky has good receivers. I think blitzing the young QB is the wrong move. Make him read the defense. 

Why in the hell is Ewers still in there?

 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

Our punter sucks ass. That’s an advantage Aggie has over us 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

somebody send this punter to Siberia

I will volunteer to go find a new punter in Australia. Taking one for the team:

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

That's old school football. That's not what teams do anymore. 

Punters are too accurate these days putting it inside the 10 for the guy to just stand on the 10 and let everything go over. Only did Golden did wrong there was fair catch signal prematurely 

This QB is vastly better than the starter so far.  

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

43 yard punt and that was one of the better ones.  We have to significantly upgrade there.  It's a stretch but not a HUGE stretch to say the Georgia game is closer if we have a decent punter.  

Lack of hang time is the big killer

god damnit Sark run the ball, run the ball, run the fucking ball, 2 runs and god damnit Sark pull your head out of your ass.

our punter kicks it net 30 almost every time, our opponents punters seem to all get net 45 or more. 

 

thats a huge change of field position. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Go take a cold shower, bud

No way. It'll kill my high. I'm just thinking out loud here.
 

Sorry for partying!

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i just dont understand why the fuck we havent had the talk with Bolden that if the fucking ball goes over your head at the fucking 9 yard line just let the fucking thing go. 

 

we are gifting KY a free series of downs at our 45

It's a whole generation of players who've missed that memo.

As if starting at the 5 is statistically much better than at the 2?  Take the more than 50/50 chance of getting the touchback.  

Boley is legit. We need to keep scoring because UK looks a lot better on offense now.

Just now, taybo20 said:

Our punter sucks ass. That’s an advantage Aggie has over us 

A big one.  Their Southlake kid has a leg cannon.  

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I wonder how many bj's Dua Lipa has given? I wonder if she was part of the freak fest, or whatever they called it?

one too few

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Kentucky has good receivers. I think blitzing the young QB is the wrong move. Make him read the defense. 

Idk… I want to speed him up and keep his eyes down 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Can anyone on this board with eligibility punt the ball?

I don't think I can kick a ball more than 25 yards, so it would be the same.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

we werent offsides on that play?

Guess not, but we gave up 11 yards up the middle lol

Simmons is a man child.

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