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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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Take Ewers out the fucking game Sark Shit 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Blue may be the worst RB in the entire country

No. But he's the worst at protecting the ball. There's a reason he's our 4th stringer.

IMG_0396.gif.cb8052986c662b8818f1e6c6bc9d9700.gifAll right no blood drawn.  Arch time, big play by Ant Hill!

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Dang, he looked like he missed the FG on purpose

Took the under prop on himself?

3 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

You cannot keep playing Blue. I know we have not much else, but he is going to end our season.

It has to be so frustrating for Sark. The guy is electric with the ball but he absolutely cannot be trusted 

Just now, tbone_ said:

What happened to their qb?

He sucked ass

Just now, tbone_ said:

What happened to their qb?

Dunno if you noticed this, but he sucks. So they're trying someone else to see if he sucks less, kinda like what we did in the second quarter against Georgia.

This is on sark for keeping a hobbled qb in

Hold the fuckin phone. Blue fumbling (again) when we have averaged 7+ ypc is on Sark?
Just now, TexArcher said:

HEY BUDDY, NICE KICK

I say, "Hey, man, nice kick.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice kiick!"

Just now, tbone_ said:

What happened to their qb?

 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

He sucked ass

This

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Probably needs to be Arch time, Sark. 

What's that? Play the QB who looks like Round 7 Mike Tyson out there?

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

What happened to their qb?

Vandershits?

He's the shits

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

OK, time to stop playing with our food

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Sark got lucky for being an idiot. He needs a quality control guy to review his dumbass shit 

Dunno if you noticed this, but he sucks. So they're trying someone else to see if he sucks less, kinda like what we did in the second quarter against Georgia.

Thanks. Haven’t been able to watch closely.

Fuck, I just saw Mike Stoops. Didn't realize he was on staff.

Sark seriously needs to stop being an idiot and sit Quinn. We kinda need him next week and for the playoffs. It's pretty fucking simple. 

We have the #1 defense for a reason. We can afford to have Arch play. It's not like this is Oregon/Bama/Georgia/fOSU 

Is our offense?

Not with a stubborn play caller and inconsistent QB. But I’m beating a dead horse. Lol

wtf would you put him back in limping like that with a big lead instead of resting for next week instead of risking injuring it worse?

From a near certain goal line score to huge sack that eliminates the thought of going for it on 4th, to a missed FG. Great.

Now, Blue should ride the pine and put Arch in Sark. 

Just now, sdm said:

Fuck, I just saw Mike Stoops. Didn't realize he was on staff.

Actually, I think he's mostly on butter and lard. Probably a fair amount of carbs, too.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

What's that? Play the QB who looks like Round 7 Mike Tyson out there?

Hahahahahahaha

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

It has to be so frustrating for Sark. The guy is electric with the ball but he absolutely cannot be trusted 

The big thing is our defense is so good that we can win games if we simply don't turn the ball over. 

Blue needs to be on the bench if he keeps fumbling.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Sark got lucky for being an idiot. He needs a quality control guy to review his dumbass shit 

Well, he won’t find one in here.

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