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Just now, Bodowned said:

This team is full of dipshits.

They’re way too fuckin emotional. 

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Just now, Underdog said:

Oh, ok. 

Sorry bad game thread right now. Everyone on edge 

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah yeah can’t make a legitimate comment so you say stupid shit and/or sunshine pump. 
 

Go fuck yourself. 

He’s a Kentucky fan you weenie 

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

We’re working hard to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

It’s ok, UK has perfected that too. 

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22 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

sells a lot of liquor. 

and our offense/special teams?

oh yeah, they sell a lot of liquor.

Just now, Ellellelle said:

Lol this is painful

It's spreading to every part--wish it was contained at this time.  Maybe time out and get everybody on the same. page.

Jeeeesus. This game is getting scarier and scarier. I am so sick of this shit. Our D is our best hope to pull out a win. Fucking Bert isn't reliable for 3.

I mean maybe we play our first two complete games in the regular season finale and conference championship game? Happened last year. A man can dream. 

Ewers looks so hobbled, I’m not sure he’d be 50% vs aggy.

Let's take a nice 10+ play 5+ minute drive down the field put 7 on the board and we out.  

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’d have some serious questions to ask sark. 

Like what is a spoiled MF'er from Southlake that makes bad plays still doing at QB

The fumble coach needs to be fired expeditiously!!

1 minute ago, Texasborn91 said:

You are a fucking idiot 

I’m fucking sick of watching a hurt QB come out and piss this game away 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Not saying you’re wrong but this is the definition of playing without any pressure. 

He's got Texas defensive linemen in his face on nearly every play. That's pressure. Please be less dumb.

Arch plays next week or we get boatraced 

And aggy sucks 

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Better deep ball than Ewers

A deep ball for Ewers is 10 yards. Even Squints could hit that 20% of the time.

It’s been a lovely fucking war 

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Sark and staff letting this kicker and punter on this team is insulting. 

 

Imagine how unstoppable this D is with an average SEC punter

The fumble coach needs to be fired expeditiously!!

We have a guy teaching them how to fumble?

Sark keeps hammering on a bent nail with Ewers.  Give Manning a chance. Trust he can hand off too and pose as a dual threat.

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I think I'm beginning to scare my neighbors.

Yeah but fuck Greg and his snot nosed son Timmy anyways

Just now, chemHORN said:

Like what is a spoiled MF'er from Southlake that makes bad plays still doing at QB

Sark giving Quinn Senior day privilege? 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Sorry bad game thread right now. Everyone on edge 

Understood. 

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Arch plays next week or we get boatraced 

If he's not playing tonight, he's not playing next week unless QE can't.

Does Quinn Ewers actually need to physically take a dump on the field before this moron takes him out of the game?

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Sorry bad game thread right now. Everyone on edge 

Haha don't be too sorry. @Underdog knows he was bein' a trollin' li'l bitch. LoL

(Still love you, Underdog! Please take it easy on our 'Horns when hoops conference play gets underway!)

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I’m fucking sick of Th a hurt QB come out and piss this game away 

Ewers won't take himself out. 

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

We do not have an elite QB. This is the problem, dude. 

Plenty of teams have won it all without an elite QB.  But he isn't usually one leg.

Sark is regarded.  I honestly can't think of a legitimate reason why he'd still have Ewers in the game.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I just don't understand.

He thinks for some reason Ewers has to be in there to just handoff the ball evidently….  This is so dumb how limited our offense is right now

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