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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I mean... Sark called the plays. 

… and it had to kill him not to call a swing or screen two or five times.

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I mean... Sark called the plays. 

He could have called the same fucking plays with a QB who could handle snaps and move more than 6 inches laterally.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

so lets NOT kick the all world kick returner!!!!!

He hasn't been all that great today tbh

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

 

also… NO HOLDS CALLED

They went away from the stretch zone and went hat on hat move dudes backwards off the line. 

So frustrating that third quarter, watching everything fall apart and everybody but our coach could see why

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Sark didn't injure Quinn. He didn't make Blue fumble. But yeah, keeping Quinn in was crazy. 

his play calling with ewers was dumb and him keeping blue in wa sdumb 

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Sark has his flaws but B2B 10 win seasons. It's nice after the last decade. 

10-1 fellas.

That drive seems to confirm we are SEC ready.

Of course these 2 assclowns in the booth are talking about wooderson's tuna salad recipe. 

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

I hope this makes Sark realize we can run the GD ball and don’t have to do all that window dressing cute shit to do it.

You think Sark learns? 

Shut these bluegrass buttfuckers down!

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not gonna lie, we have problems. But the offense just posted a 15 play, 85 yard, all run game winning touchdown drive against a great DL. That's some man shit. Major props to the OL.

DJ Campbell (think it was him) was limping a little about 4 plays before the TD. But he stayed in and gott'er done.

I'm hoping this was Sark's mental fuck up game and we are good against Aggie.

1 minute ago, Earl Haffler said:

Did we even throw a pass or even run outside on that drive?

 

15 plays. All runs.

Wisner 11 carries for 61 yards.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

More commercials. Yay. Get nachos

where are the McRibs damnit?

1 minute ago, jet black said:

I am having fun now. That was total domination. And if we would have snapped the ball with less than 5 seconds on the play clock every time this game would already be over. 

yea, we should have let their defense rest every play, great fucking idea

Love that drive, just demoralizing for a defense.  

Of course these 2 assclowns in the booth are talking about wooderson's tuna salad recipe. 

For real did you watch that video? It’s insane the list of things he puts in there.

cant wait to hear how a tough game against KY isnt the same as a tough game against MN.

 

Just now, deech said:

I'm hoping this was Sark's mental fuck up game and we are good against Aggie.

if aggy don't roll their QB out every pass their coaches should be fired

Don't forget Quinn's lateral out of bounds for an 11 yard loss... If your starting QB is going to throw the ball away, how can he not know to throw it "forward" out of bounds??? Ewers has lost his pocket presence. He's just plain fucking lost

1 minute ago, deech said:

I'm hoping this was Sark's mental fuck up game and we are good against Aggie.

I'm not so confident

3 minutes ago, jet black said:

I am having fun now. That was total domination. And if we would have snapped the ball with less than 5 seconds on the play clock every time this game would already be over. 

When it works, don't question it.  Not rushing clock maybe creates an alternate end.  I like this one. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark has his flaws but B2B 10 win seasons. It's nice after the last decade. 

With dominant wins at Alabama and Michigan and beating the shit out of OU a couple times.

Now beat aggy and win the SEC and the whole damn thing.

With this defense, I believe.

If we aren’t passing, why not put in the most mobile QB? It’s not like Arch is less of a passing threat to the defense than second half Ewers. 

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Thought that was last week

In fairness, there is usually one or two where I can't fathom what the fuck he was thinking.  I mean 10-1 and I am a couch potato NCAA/Madden quality head coach, but I think there are many, many people more qualified than me who would agree with me on tthat.

The only team to score more on KY than Texas is Florida....LOL

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  It’s the inly explaination I can come up with

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Wisner looks bigger than 200 pounds. Runs bigger than his size. 

slippery.

Offensive line said fuck this shit and just big boy'd Kentucky into submission. Kudos to the big uglies.

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You name your dick Kentucky? 

The fuck you going on about? 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Don't forget Quinn's lateral out of bounds for an 11 yard loss... If your starting QB is going to throw the ball away, how can he not know to throw it "forward" out of bounds??? Ewers has lost his pocket presence. He's just plain fucking lost

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:


For real did you watch that video? It’s insane the list of things he puts in there.

Link? 

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to find an OC, a kicker, a punter, and a new ST coach this offseason.

Wut

LOL at the ABC guys taking CBS Verne and Gary's bit on the SEC

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Big Ten podcaster mental gymnastics should be fun this week. They have to spin Indiana is still a good team, marquee win for fOSU, and Texas “struggling” with Kentucky. 

Yep. And Illinois barely hung on to keep their top 25 spot, barely…in order to keep Penn St strength of schedule higher.
 

im sorry but the only thing keeping Penn St high is their one loss. Otherwise they’re a borderline top  

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