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Jesus Christ, Colin Simmon’s acceleration is STUPID.

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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Just now, NAVY said:

The fuck you going on about? 

Your grammar skills. 

thank God we are part of the conference that gets live fellatio broadcast in HiDef these days

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

He also threw it away on 4th down.  

If guilbeau would have looked for the ball, that’s a pick 6

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

You didn’t watch the Ole Miss game today I see

Tell you what, though. This UK QB has moxie.

Can they just stop sucking this conferences dick?

No.

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark has his flaws but B2B 10 win seasons. It's nice after the last decade. 

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

That was the stupidest play I’ve ever seen a college QB make.

no it wasn't

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 

Simmons is a Sergio Kindle starter kit and by the time he's in his 3rd year he'll have an Orakpo frame, he shot out of fucking cannon on that 2nd down

Officially worried about one leg Quinn vs aggy and Sark never making a change.  Game might be 10-7

Honestly, this kid is pretty damn good. Once he gets control of his arm and the game slows down, he's going do some good things. So I hope he's injured next season when we visit. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

Tell you what, though. This UK QB has moxie.

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Woooooooooooooooow

Simmons is going to be a serial killer next season 

Ummm....Maybe it's my experience watching Mindhunter - but he already is

7 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

tre fuck you ill do it myself wisner 

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this fucker can absolutely throw on the run. 

 

quinn hasnt been able to do that since his rib muscles got hurt.... that was 8 weeks ago. 

 

really aggravated that sark is so fucking hard headed about this... along with Q fucking knowing hes hurt bad and refusing to just take a seat this 2nd half when he had a 3 score lead. 

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to find an OC, a kicker, a punter, and a new ST coach this offseason.

How about a non-fumbling running back or two?

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

Dont forget the meteor in Norman

That last drive might have been our most impressive one I've seen all season. I told Mrs. Wood (no pics) just before it started that we were running the ball so well that we should just run it every play on this drive until they stop it. They couldn't.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  It’s the inly explaination I can come up with

Or he doesn't want to further encourage the controversy, which is somewhat linked to Quinn due to the external noise it would generate. But damn if this isn't exactly when you're supposed to bring your backup into the game. Hope Quinn is healthy for next week.

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Simmons is a Sergio Kindle starter kit and by the time he's in his 3rd year he'll have an Orakpo frame, he shot out of fucking cannon on that 2nd down

Orakpo / Kindle are too low a ceiling for him; this motherfucker looks like Micah Parsons as a college freshman.

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 


Seems like a prime candidate for transfer portal NIL. 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Woooooooooooooooow

Simmons is going to be a serial killer next season 

Hopefully not, we could really use him on the field.

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1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

The only thing that would  have made this day better is Penn St and ND and Aggy losing. 

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

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1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Our ST is a liability almost every game. 

True, but we still need Banks in staff. He's an A++ recruiter. We really need to go out and hire an analyst to help out. 

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Our ST is a liability almost every game. 

…because our punter is meh. Banks has been great here and everywhere else he’s been

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  It’s the inly explaination I can come up with

But it isn't a slump. He is fucking injured. 

I am old enough to remember Tank Jackson fucking up the coin toss and us getting 12 extra points blocked. So I’ll take these mental lapses. 

This Kentucky QB is good. Kind of confused how their coaching staff hasn't realized this already. 

Stoopid.
2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

I will say this again for those of you in the back.  Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.  

There is no tape on him....he's athletic, can he do it once everybody has studied the shit out of him and schemed for him.  

We will see.  

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Just now, Topper13 said:

Dont forget the meteor in Norman

Screw it, no chance they fire BV if he beats Bama and it causes more SEC CCG chaos. Ou winning helps our OPP winning % on the resume 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

Depends on how many OCs they go through while he’s there. 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

He's a true freshman, and damn good.

UK offense could be trouble the next couple years.

No.

It don't make a shit.

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

Don't forget Notre Dame on your list

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he ran that drive fucking perfectly, kept their defense on their heels the whole drive

I meant because the ball kept getting snapped with too much time on the clock and he took his time out with 10 seconds on the clock.

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Baxter 

How about a non-fumbling and non-injured RB or two?

1 minute ago, deech said:

Ummm....Maybe it's my experience watching Mindhunter - but he already is

Man, what a great show. Sucks Netflix canceled it. David Fincher is a master. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Your grammar skills. 

OK lord of dictionary butthole missionary cocksuxkery 

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