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1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Dont forget the meteor in Norman

Ehhh I hate sooner too…but I wouldn’t cry if they snuck one on Bama 

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    We have issues. We are 10-1. Go rewatch the 2010-2022 seasons then read the second sentence again. 

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  • C'mon man.  The dude is a Longhorn and did as much to jumpstart this program as anyone.  Chill out.

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4 minutes ago, naija said:

thank God we are part of the conference that gets live fellatio broadcast in HiDef these days

Sooking Every Cock ...

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

True, but we still need Banks in staff. He's an A++ recruiter. We really need to go out and hire an analyst to help out. 

Agree. One thing about Mack, we consistently had a top 10 ST unit every single year. Need to get that back.

Our kick and punt coverage is great.  You are being silly.

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colorado going down.

BYU going down.

Horns will win.

Can we get an aggy loss also?  I think we can.

Oh, and South Carolina beating the pants off of wu (tee-hee!)

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Screw it, no chance they fire BV if he beats Bama and it causes more SEC CCG chaos. Ou winning helps our OPP winning % on the resume 

Think I’m here too. 

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Agree. One thing about Mack, we consistently had a top 10 ST unit every single year. Need to get that back.

Well except for that time NC State blocked 200 punts to beat us.  

Kids a gamer. Watch they don’t start him next week

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

Don't forget Notre Dame on your list

Our list brother, we in this shit together.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

 

Have they ever slurped a spoonful of the juice the next day? You know that crazy mfers thought about it?

Maybe on a bet

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I will say this again for those of you in the back.  Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.  

There is no tape on him....he's athletic, can he do it once everybody has studied the shit out of him.  

We will see.  

Sure. But his awareness and athletic ability, and spotting guys, throwing on the run etc.

Sure, D coords will scheme for him.

But the skills are clearly there.

6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I have to assume Stark is worried about breaking QE mentally if he sits him during a slump.  

It wouldn't look any different. Ewers is lost. 

Bullshit, they hit him when he had the ball in his hand.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

OK lord of dictionary butthole missionary cocksuxkery 

Cocksuckery.

Gilbeaux again is a liability in coverage 

hang on. you tip the pass and tackle him at the same moment and thats a ROUGHING THE PASSER???

Guilbeau feels like the obvious weak link in our secondary. Does not have much lateral explosion and can get exposed in the slot if the D-Line doesn’t hit home.

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Agree. One thing about Mack, we consistently had a top 10 ST unit every single year. Need to get that back.

Man, our ST under him was absolute chef's kiss. Unbelievable at how amazing they were. 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yep. And Illinois barely hung on to keep their top 25 spot, barely…in order to keep Penn St strength of schedule higher.
 

im sorry but the only thing keeping Penn St high is their one loss. Otherwise they’re a borderline top  

Yep. I fully expect the Cover 3 choads to shit on Ewers for 1 bad play, and belittle his injury. They’ve consistently called Ewer’s ab strain a tummy ache. 
 

Meanwhile, they’ve verbally sucked off Will Howard all season. Completely gave him a pass for his clock awareness against Oregon. 

Just now, Pods said:

It wouldn't look any different. Ewers is lost. 

Ewers wasn't lost this game. He just couldn't fucking put any weight on his leg. 

Why is Simmons and our starters out there with 1:30 left in this game.  

7 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

slippery.

Like the ball 

Dicks, eat em 

8 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm hoping this was Sark's mental fuck up game and we are good against Aggie.

Good news is aggy doesn't have a QB that can throw that's worth a shit, and our defense handles running QBs like Green at Arkansas. 

We need to come out looking to run on them and push them around like this. I just hope Ewers ankle isn't shit and Sark goes stubborn like this with him all game. We only beat ourselves with stupidity next week. 

Sark missed the pefect opportunity to put Manning in. He coulda handed off the fucking ball on that drive. Plus, in a squeeze, he coulda run a keeper for five or fifty yeards. He needs experience. At the rate we saw today, Ewers isn't going to make it to the second half of the Aggy game. Manning needs reps

Knew they’d get us for one of these. 
 

gonna give up a cheap TD probably 

That''s exactly the same scenario where Broughton got called a few games earlier. Collins put his hands up to block the pass, not to hit the QB, but there ya go. Another case where the rules screw defensive players trying to make a play.

Come on wide damn open

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

True, but we still need Banks in staff. He's an A++ recruiter. We really need to go out and hire an analyst to help out. 

Special teams have been good under Banks for the most part.

2023: #3 in SFEI

2022: #8 in SFEI

2021: #31 in SFEI

#45 this year is the worst our special teams have been under Banks but anybody wanting him fired as the special teams coach is a moron. Our special teams have been good under Banks. 

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