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So fucking dumb.  The one run they did was a weird toss pass.  
 

Just run the ball. 
 

oh my is the Auburn punter worse than ours? 

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Our Simmons is better

"was"?

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Auburn deserves to lose this. 

Just incredible. 1 touch for Hunter the last 2 possessions. Freeze is brain dead. 

How does that QB not pick that up? And Auburn punter must be on the take.

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That's from the Sugar Bowl where OU beat Bama 37-27.  I think we beat OU that year and the QB (Travis something or other) was bad enough they took him out of the game (lotta booze since then, tho).  (booze for me). 

Fucking iNT for aigy.

Anyway, back to one of those delicious Bullneck stories . . . that game also spawned this classic:

 

 

 

I prefer this version

 

Hugh Freeze bet his entire salary on A&M.

OK, I don't want to hear another fucking thing about Kern being a shitty punter. We're witnessing what a shitty punter truly looks like. 

Auburn is trying to hard to give this game back.  A shanked FG, two shanked punts, a refusal to run the ball with the lead, just monumental stupidity and general bad football.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We're in a bit of a catch-22. If aggy wins they'll be extra motivated, if they lose all they'll play for is to ruin our season, no matter how awful they truly are. 

Hilarity is what you should root for. Like aggy losing because of a fumble returned for a TD. Or maybe a blocked extra point returned for a safety. 

Just now, TexasMan said:

Is this what all Auburn games are like? 

I haven't watch much Auburn but based on SEC Shorts and SEC Roll Call this year my guess is a definitive yes.

I recall a lot of folks staying Auburn would lose because they choke and give games away.  I get it now.  

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

OK, I don't want to hear another fucking thing about Kern being a shitty punter. We're witnessing what a shitty punter truly looks like. 

Lol. 

Aggy DL vs Uk or Arky DL… esp against the run… what do we think about next week? 4th quarter OL play for Texas has been dominate, can we expect it again? 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

OK, I don't want to hear another fucking thing about Kern being a shitty punter. We're witnessing what a shitty punter truly looks like. 

This isn't The Highlander.  There can be more than one.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We're in a bit of a catch-22. If aggy wins they'll be extra motivated, if they lose all they'll play for is to ruin our season, no matter how awful they truly are. 

I'm 100% good with them losing.

Just now, Topper13 said:

How does that QB not pick that up? And Auburn punter must be on the take.

He and Kern must go to the same kicking academy 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Lol. 

I thought about it, and I'm thinking Kern may be playing for 2 teams 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We're in a bit of a catch-22. If aggy wins they'll be extra motivated, if they lose all they'll play for is to ruin our season, no matter how awful they truly are. 

But they've always done Option #2.

Jalen Milroe looks hurt and 'bama 21 down vs Okie1 with 9 minutes to go in the game

Probably ribs

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

How does that QB not pick that up? And Auburn punter must be on the take.

His NIL check didn’t clear….apparently.

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Jalen Milroe looks hurt and 'bama 21 down vs Okie1 with 9 minutes to go in the game

Probably ribs

Bama is done. Just another playoff spot open. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This isn't The Highlander.  There can be more than one.

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3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We're in a bit of a catch-22. If aggy wins they'll be extra motivated, if they lose all they'll play for is to ruin our season, no matter how awful they truly are. 

We’re not in a catch 22. Fuck aggy. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Bama is done. Just another playoff spot open. 

I don’t know. I’m starting to think we’ll see a 3 loss team sneak in. And Bama would be the obvious one.  They’re not gonna put 2/3 loss big 12 and ACC teams in. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Hilarity is what you should root for. Like aggy losing because of a fumble returned for a TD. Or maybe a blocked extra point returned for a safety. 

God that would just be the best. Seeing them absolutely defeated would be the best drug I've taken this week. 

Just now, Drew said:

I don’t know. I’m starting to think we’ll see a 3 loss team sneak in. And Bama would be the obvious one.  They’re not gonna put 2/3 loss big 12 and ACC teams in. 

yeah but point being is Alabama isn't getting a playoff spot over us. 

Lol, the backer ran forward to open space for that pass and then aggy drops it. 

Auburn needs to tell the special teams coach to bring a box to the office tomorrow to take his shit home.

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

yeah but point being is Alabama isn't getting a playoff spot over us. 

Oh that fair.  
 

I think ole miss losing Made that happen. Bama just assured it if they lose. 
 

Texas is in even if they lose next week IMO. 

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