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He’s starting to look like Fat Gundy

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

Sweet you can hold him down. Leave the punching to someone else.

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7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

It is wild how many half baked thoughts are fired off in such a short amount of time - this guy never finishes anything with a coherent statement 

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We could walk through warzones to deliver food to starving orphans and the Ags would still hate us. Because their hatred has nothing to do with anything besides their identity as Aggies.

Its so fucking clear that aggy values this game more than we do. They are nothing without us. Even their ticket prices for this game say so. Next year, ticket prices will be half of what they are this year

 

Its just pathetic that they play the victim all the time, yet schedule more FCS programs than any power 5 school and backout of games like Wake Forest like a buncha pussies.

 

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

If Ewers can't go, we'll have Arch's deep ball and legs. But, it will probably hurt the intermediate passing and screen game.

Trial by fire

So the easiest passes will be a little tougher. 

Ok

They won’t play 3 deep and tons of games with the DL with Manning. They will have to stay in their lanes and they will have to have more guys getting sucked up to try and take away the short stuff. Then the deep ball actually opens back up. 

16 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I don’t see anything like that. You can get 50 yard line for close to $2k.

still absurd but nothing close to 10.

As of Wednesday on StubHub, the cheapest ticket available was $612, before taxes and fees. On SeatGeek, the least expensive ticket was $687, while a front-row seat near the 50-yard line would cost just under $10,000.

 

 

Per KBTX but who knows.  Too expensive for an aggy to see their asses get kicked lol

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

I was watching Jeff Dunham last night and saw that he had a Billy Loochie puppet. Scary! Still smarter than the real thing  

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

So WTF are you doing here? Go get a mango smoothie and root for USC...

 

Then go fuck yourself

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24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I was watching Jeff Dunham last night and saw that he had a Billy Loochie puppet. Scary! Still smarter than the real thing  

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Idk if this is the dunk you think it is.

I mean, you just admitted to watching Jeff Dunham.

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The only dude perfect I fucking care about is that dude Quinn playing Perfect Saturday 

Fuck you for having me rep something so cheesy.  

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Idk if this is the dunk you think it is.

I mean, you just admitted to watching Jeff Dunham.

Ok. 👌🏻 

Yeah I’d fucking punch looch in his punchable ass face

Got to be careful punching Looch in the face.  Need to time it between dildo thrusts or you might break a finger.

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What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

Since I first posted on the old Hookem.com/360 boards in 1995, we lead 12-5…

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

12-6-0, good guys.

27 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Since I first posted on the old Hookem.com/360 boards in 1995, we lead 12-5…

Boy, those were the days

14 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Something I think our board struggles with is the idea that we’re getting older and the world is changing around us. While most of us (me included) have no idea who Dude Perfect is, I am guessing that there’s a large part of the viewership who would have no idea who Lyle Lovett is. 

the macy's parade was on this morning

it's not a parade anymore - it's a series of autotune performances from children with no talent packaged and marketed for proles

much of the change happening around us doesn't suck and at any given time there will be people getting older

but the age of the observer has no correlation with the degree of enshittification or the change happening around us

My arrogance is deserved 

I just hope anyone tailgating before the game in this land before functional frontal lobes had the foresight to wear kevlar. 

Where's that other month breather that was a crystal ball whisper. Hammy? Moon over my...

32 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

So I'm nowhere near as invested as 99% of y'all.  I've never taken a single class at Texas; I've only bought the Tshirts and hoodies for the last 50 years.  But, I really can't hate Billy Lucci.  He's a fucking dork for sure, and he happily lies to the gomers to pad his income, but, at the end of the day, he seems like an OK guy.   There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them.   

I’ve got some low key mad respect for him for making an entire business and living out of sunshine pumping and grifting the cult of personality that is the aggy diploma mill masses.

59 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

Ok cool.  Hook 'em

44 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

I’ve got some low key mad respect for him for making an entire business and living out of sunshine pumping and grifting the cult of personality that is the aggy diploma mill masses.

He should lead those low browed mofo's to Guyana.  I hear there is an empty compound there seeking new tenants. 

52 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

We have a game-ending Justin Tucker field goal in their cuck stadium , 27-25.

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

Feels weird that this game isn't today

26 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

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16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

There are people in this world that I want to punch in the face.  He's not really one of them. 

Me either. I prefer to kick him in the balls instead. 

22 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Hadn’t heard that but I believe it.

They are goofy fucks but they got more than 15 minutes of fame. Their company makes $20m a year.

the idiocracy is here

57 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

My first choice in this game would be a never in doubt blowout from the first kick for the good guys.  However, a scenario of us ahead 27-17 with 1 second left, them with the ball, and we let them score and let them get the 2 pt. conversion to end the game 27-25 could be the most hilarious thing ever.  

I was told there would be no math 

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I really can't hate Billy Lucci.

Goebbels was the Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda

i'm sure he was also a really nice guy

 

13 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What’s the record since internet message boards existed?  That’s all that matters here.

this right here

we win the intertrons

the first html browser (mosaic) was released in september 93 but it was not a commercial product and accessible to less than 100 aggy so there were no intertrons to win

aggy won in austin 5 november 94

netscape was released 15 december 94

1995 was the first year aggy could compete for intertrons

including 1995, our record v. aggy is 12-5

thus, and therefore, abracadabra

42 minutes ago, WBT said:

Feels weird that this game isn't today

Remember those Friday 10:00 a.m. games?

now that we've settled on the current record of 12-5 due to the intertrons, we should note that is a 70% winning percentage

our all time (76-37-5) record is a 66% winning percentage

aggy missed the opportunity to run out of time for 12 years

this means aggy ingenuity prevented the intertrons-era record from running out to 20-9, saving 8 more losses

advantage: aggy

2 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

Ahhhhh...memories.

We have 4th and 5.

They have a gnome on a stick.

To be completely fair Gnome On A Stick is not at all bad as a band name, although just plain ol' Gnome Stick is even better.

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

...including 1995, our record v. aggy is 12-5

thus, and therefore, abracadabra

Quoting one of their erstwhile quarterbacks: "nahbruhnahnah".

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