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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I think there are a lot of bettors looking at our tendency to play close-ish games against teams perceived to not be as good as aggy, plus the myth that they are difficult to beat at Kyle Field.

I have a rule about not betting on Texas games, because I can't be objective.

But, if I did bet on Texas games, I would put a lot of money on us to cover that line.  I think there's very little chance they get within 10 points today.

I’ve been watching the line all week. It only dropped a point this morning after the brief gameday segment on Ewers ankle. That’s purely movement based on people coming in hot thinking Ewers won’t finish the game.

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Jfc. See this is why I don’t get all in my feelings about the bonfire fuck them.

56 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'll never understand this myth. It's been busted many, many times. And yet, they still parrot it. They're .500 or something at home, and same on the road. Middle of the pack per usual. 

It's entertainment. Aggies have entertainment value..

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's certainly one way to describe them 

The first jokes are Aggy jokes.

41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Going around that this sign was at the A&M gameday set. Posted by Bobby and others

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What's the fone number?

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

What's the fone number?

Substance abuse rehab center

They never even played against Ehlinger. That would be like us, this year, laughing at a tragedy in the Johnny Manziel family.

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Get in prices have been climbing since last night. Now over $1k. Not sure I’ve ever seen that happen. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Going around that this sign was at the A&M gameday set. Posted by Bobby and others

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Fucking classless.  

Jfc. See this is why I don’t get all in my feelings about the bonfire fuck them.

100% true story….the 12th student died in the hospital a couple of days after the collapse. An Aggy calls in the AM 740 sports radio show (Charlie and Rich I believe) to comment on how appropriate it was that the count was now 12.

Fuck those cucklefucks always and for everything.
11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Get in prices have been climbing since last night. Now over $1k. Not sure I’ve ever seen that happen. 

There’s no supply . This has happened for a handful of big games I’ve followed this year.

folks waiting for a deal last minute and it never happens as supply vanishes.

 

glad I bit the bullet last week. Prices steadily rose ever since  in the section I bought in

LOTS of burnt orange all around the Woodlands today.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Why did @nbmishoid neg that post?

 

People are built up today!

maybe he didn't realize the middle finger negged you and not the image?? Idk... lol. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

laughing at a tragedy in the Johnny Manziel family.

So laughing at... Johnny Manziel?

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Sent to me just now by my aggy PA. I can’t think of anything more aggy than misspelling Aggies to Auggies. 🤣🤣🤣

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

We gotta make that SEC patch bigger 

I'd rather we didn't have one at all. Leave that bs to aggy. 

7 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

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Sent to me just now by my aggy PA. I can’t think of anything more aggy than misspelling Aggies to Auggies. 🤣🤣🤣

Tbf, that cookie is the shape of a baseball

7 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

We gotta make that SEC patch bigger 

or smaller... is the size contractual? 

10 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

I'd rather we didn't have one at all. Leave that bs to aggy. 

It must be an SEC league mandate, just like every other conference. To be fair, the "SEC Graduate" patch is even dumber.

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It must be an SEC league mandate, just like every other conference. To be fair, the "SEC Graduate" patch is even dumber.

Hey man. Graduating from college is a big deal.

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Hey man. Graduating from college is a bit deal.

 

It is, but where the fuck is SEC University? Our players who've graduated from The University should wear a patch that looks more like this.

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The fix is definitely in. 

 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

The fix is definitely in. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

All the celebs are out here tailgating in CS

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Does his cross have a little wheel on it?

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

All the celebs are out here tailgating in CS

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Jesus take the wheel. 

That luxury wheeled cross is the ultimate in lazy pilgrimage accessories 

1 minute ago, The Golden Hat said:

Why are they so fucking weird

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1 minute ago, royiv said:

Does his cross have a little wheel on it?

It’s a measurement wheel. He gets $0.65/mile.

12 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

All the celebs are out here tailgating in CS

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Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

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