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Just now, Hermanator said:

Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

I think QE will ball out, regardless of injury. He’s going to set a national record (I just made up) of being the only player to beat Michigan and the ags. 
Plus, with no insight whatsoever, he’s wanted to play in this game from his MS days. But what do I know?

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Going around that this sign was at the A&M gameday set. Posted by Bobby and others

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I usually read Texags for the lulz. But their take on this, denial, laughing and even justifying it is beyond disgusting.  

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

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I’ll just be glad when we kick their ass and get it over with. I imagine it feeling similar to taking a 5lb. sledgehammer and smashing an annoying alarm clock at 5:30 am after a late night bender.

13 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I think QE will ball out, regardless of injury. He’s going to set a national record (I just made up) of being the only player to beat Michigan and the ags. 
Plus, with no insight whatsoever, he’s wanted to play in this game from his MS days. But what do I know?

Shit.... He has MS, now, too?  

16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

Why do you assume aggy freshman qb will be world beater?

1 minute ago, pops said:

Shit.... He has MS, now, too?  

Been a rough week.

I just woke up from a nap. My body is ready.

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Fuck aggy

26 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

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19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Sark is gonna toss this game for Ewers health since we are locked into the playoffs.

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They have a baaaad 13 year old case of blue balls. Time to kick em in the nads. 

God I wish I could be a fly on the wall pregame. Sark is gonna have them boys FIRED. UP.

Until we see how this new playoff format plays out, and whether the 3 or 4 extra games two teams will have to play waters down the quality of play…

…I’m all about beating your rivals and winning the Conference Championship.

Of course, I’ll take both that AND winning the CFP…but winning our first SEC Championship should be the goal and the rest is gravy.

Then again, I’m old so what the fuck do I know?

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

They have a baaaad 13 year old case of blue balls. Time to kick em in the nads. 

Careful, you keep talking like a sheep and you’re gonna have Aggies sniffing around your booty before long 

I don't live in Texas so I'm not as tuned in to the subtleties of the rivalry.  My question is:  Do the winning players still get to blow off some semenal fluid at the Chicken Ranch after the game or has that been banned by the same overlords that banned the "Red River Shootout"?

50 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Hearing a couple of things to suggest that Quinn might not be able to go.

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1 minute ago, Earl Haffler said:

I don't live in Texas so I'm not as tuned in to the subtleties of the rivalry.  My question is:  Do the winning players still get to blow off some semenal fluid at the Chicken Ranch after the game or has that been banned by the same overlords that banned the "Red River Shootout"?

Well it closed before anybody younger than 50 was born so they just have to beat it to Sears catalogue bra section.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Hearing a couple of things to suggest that Quinn might not be able to go.

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He's out warming up on the field, what are you hearing....no time to be vague.  

51 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Feeling a little nervous about this one. 

Not because of aggy. We're a far better team. 

Not because of the defense. They're elite and they travel. They should handle Reed well. 

Not because of the OL or the receivers or Wisner. 

It's Quinn. Dude doesn't play well when playing through injury. Arch is green. QB could be a limiting factor tonight. We need to be able to run on these fools. 

Chill, y'all ...

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's out warming up on the field, what are you hearing....no time to be vague.  

Maybe one of the aggy staffers touched him and he got hurt?

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well it closed before anybody younger than 50 was born so they just have to beat it to Sears catalogue bra section.  

He's out warming up on the field, what are you hearing....no time to be vague.  

That the ankle is in bad shape and there may be truth to the rumor that he reinjured the oblique. 

Could be disinfo - we'll see. 

At the very least his ankle is not healthy but we all already knew that. 

Fucking weird trying to wrap my head around playing that cult farm again. Annoying. But here we are. May as well fuck them up if we gotta play.

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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

We're winning by 50.

Since lunchtime, I’ve been like when I was a child on Christmas Eve, just watching the clock until the eventual great things that were about to happen. I hope the Horns in the lockeroom have just a morsel of my anxiety.

Hook’em!!!

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hearing a couple of things to suggest that Quinn might not be able to go.

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It don't make a shit. If Arch starts, aggy gonna get McIvor'd.

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Yeah.. the team knows about the sign I would guess..

46 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I just woke up from a nap. My body is ready.

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Fuck aggy

Same on all counts

Just now, Laxtonto said:

 

Yeah.. the team knows about the sign I would guess..

For sure.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Yeah.. the team knows about the sign I would guess..

it's so on

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Yeah.. the team knows about the sign I would guess..

Horns by at least 3 TD’s.. 

5 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Stay classy aggy. 

Think back to the tacky shit of relatively no consequence you're heard about: 

  • Corps turd shoveling shit onto the Texas fans (band?)
  • aigy basketball player punching a Tech student,
  • stealing Tim Brown's towel,
  • the goalpost game at Tech,
  • Listeater
  • Yell leader saying Paterno was in his coffin.  (OK, he's not wrong)

to the stuff that's a bit more important:

  • bonfire collapse
  • death of a student in 1926 (OK that's kind of old but I need it for my list) at the Baylor game,

What do they have in common?

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Still two hour out….hopefully I’ll make it….

i'm kinda drunk now

i,m going to fight the good fight 

I hope we play more discipline than Auburn or Alabama. fuck they are emotional and its fucking them 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

i'm kinda drunk now

i,m going to fight the good fight 

Rogue comma placement checks out

Sigh. This one has me nervous. Esp about QE and our QB play.
But through it all…just win, Texas.

23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Think back to the tacky shit of relatively no consequence you're heard about: 

  • Corps turd shoveling shit onto the Texas fans (band?)
  • aigy basketball player punching a Tech student,
  • stealing Tim Brown's towel,
  • the goalpost game at Tech,
  • Listeater
  • Yell leader saying Paterno was in his coffin.  (OK, he's not wrong)

to the stuff that's a bit more important:

  • bonfire collapse
  • death of a student in 1926 (OK that's kind of old but I need it for my list) at the Baylor game,

What do they have in common?

 

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1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Why do you assume aggy freshman qb will be world beater?

I don't. I said our defense is elite and should hold up. Just can't afford to have the QBs or RBs turning it over. 

CJ Vogel said Quinn does not look mobile at all pregame. This is going to come down to Arch. 

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sigh. This one has me nervous. Esp about QE and our QB play.
But through it all…just win, Texas.

Quantitative Easing always makes me nervous too

22 minutes ago, wood said:

 

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Ho.Lee.Fuk.

How did I forget that.  

I should add they threatened the MOB one year (aigy couldn't handle whatever ribbing they were handing out), who had wait for a few hours to leave the safety of the stadium.

(Edit: this CT sells insurance somewhere East Texas.  TexAgs loves him).

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sigh. This one has me nervous. Esp about QE and our QB play.
But through it all…just win, Texas.

I'm nervous but I'm hoping that they went typical aggy and gave us too much bulletin board material.

Curious to see what this D does tonight. 

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