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23 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


Unless you’re flying in from out of state for the game, assuming IAH, I’d still stay in The Woodlands, Conroe or NW of Katy and not give B/CS a dime, but I digress. Most UT fans will be in/out for the game and not linger afterwards.

Hook’em!!!

This, we won’t get there until mid afternoon tomorrow, then head right back after. 

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This yell practice is funny shit 

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5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

fify

I had my heart set on going to my grave knowing we would never have to play these sheepherders ever again.  Guess I just have to enjoy spoiling their big event again.

Pate preview & prediction...

 

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I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

27 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Biggest game in aggy histry?

Definitely doesn't even rank anywhere close in the biggest game in Texas history LMFAO

This is the type of shit that shows why aggy is the little brother in our rivalry.

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

I don't know if that's fair. They have lots of lame traditions.

Klatt preview (timestamped to skip Michigan @ Ohio State)
 

 

4 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

It's a HS pep rally....most people leave those in ya know....high school.  

Serious question.  Is there one starter on aggy either side of the ball not the punter that would start for us?  I think that. One d lineman would. Any others?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

We trashed the Cowboys home stadium in 2001 when Mack Brown ran Chris Simms out there despite 4 INT and the fact he cost us the B12 CCG & a shot at the BCS title game (Miami would have ROLLED us but still)

That was without the fuckery of the ref being comatose, blind, deaf, and dumb.

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I thought aggy Yell Practice started at midnight?

12 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

lol at yell practice 

 

 the biggest compliment they could give him

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

lol at yell practice 

 

Well, he didn't. He had success there, and then upgraded. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

lol at yell practice 

 

Championship series in baseball isn't their standard I guess.

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Serious question.  Is there one starter on aggy either side of the ball not the punter that would start for us?  I think that. One d lineman would. Any others?

Scourton for sure. Turner might also. That’s probably it.

Not sold on Scourton. He hasn't really jumped off the screen anymore than our current edges when I've watched Aggie. Shemar maybe, but both were basically invisible versus Auburn.

LOL that fightin Texas Aggie firework show was pathetic.  I'm pretty sure my neighbors in Austin did a better job on street fireworks for 4th of July.

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

Not sold on Scourton. He hasn't really jumped off the screen anymore than our current edges when I've watched Aggie. Shemar maybe, but both were basically invisible versus Auburn.

When you make them stunt they can't get home

5 hours ago, Skipper said:

I follow ticket markets as somewhat of a hobby.  This has been consistently hot ticket since game was announced when people assumed it wouldn't be a meaningful game.  I actually think ticket prices would be higher if in Austin this year because a lot more hotel inventory.  Ticket prices were plenty high for UGA but I think probably depressed by 25% at least simply because there was hardly any hotel inventory (and hotel prices 200%+ of typical game weekend) with F1 in town. UGA would have traveled plenty more with a normal hotel situation. 

I wish the professional ticket broker that used to post here still posted as pretty sure he would verify.  I bet they loaded up with extra aggy season tix year to profit on this game.  I think get in would be over $300 even if nothing at all was on the line and both teams were average.  People underestimate novelty impact on ticket pricing and starting up game after 13 year drought was obviously going to increase demand. 

Eddie Money. 

It hadn't really occurred to me the number of Texas fans who will be getting their first introduction to these crazy, backwards people. It was a nice 13 year break. Wish we could have made it 113 years. 

I had forgotten they do that weird yell practice thing. 
 

If the military cosplay our front didn’t tell you those folks are off, that nonsense seals the deal. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

wtf happens to midnight yell ?

weak sauce 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

wtf happens to midnight yell ?

weak sauce 

Midnight Zulu time. 

Whenever ags do the W-L record, it's vitally important that they include 84-94, preferably in otherwise as short a timeframe as possible.  That cell-phone stat was bizarre, then I figured out that they have to include that period to look better.  So the author of that post looked up some factoid about 1984.

That is the only period during which they have won significantly.  And I was there for 70% of it.  Goddammit.

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1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

Burying dead dogs so that they can still see the score board?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

"their" Brian. for christ sake you are a damn journalist...

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

lol at yell practice 

 

It’s embarrassing that we have a sports journalist from the Austin paper live tweeting Aggy yell practice. Just proves they’d rather troll their biggest audience than do any actual analysis or injury updates. 

1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

Ejaculating into a jar is not correct behavior. 

I wonder how early in the 1st quarter their will be mysterious headset issues and we end up not getting to use them?

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You are really committed to making everyone believe this is most biggestest importantest game ever. I commend your tenacity. 

This is only the third biggest game on our schedule this year.  OU and UGA were both much bigger.

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Michigan felt bigger at the time.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Michigan felt bigger at the time.

Shit, I forgot about them.  Aggy is 4th biggest game of the year.  I’m not quite ready to put Pig ahead of them yet.

On 11/28/2024 at 6:02 PM, oldhorn2 said:

So WTF are you doing here? Go get a mango smoothie and root for USC...

 

Then go fuck yourself

This guy Surlys. 🤘🏼
 

 

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1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

I can't think of any college tradition that is lamer than the Aggie yell practice. 

12th man

4-star general dog

Fake Army / stolen valor

Dude cheerleaders

I see a pattern emerging.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

After tomorrow, it will still have been our only big game.

24 minutes ago, hornbri said:

I wonder how early in the 1st quarter their will be mysterious headset issues and we end up not getting to use them?

In warmups.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

lol at yell practice 

 

And Schlossnagle couln't agree more. Left when the job he was waiting for opened up.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Serious question.  Is there one starter on aggy either side of the ball not the punter that would start for us?  I think that. One d lineman would. Any others?

Scourton, Stewart, probably Turner. Possibly Noah Thomas and Amari Daniels.

When exactly was aggy’s other big game?  The loss to Notre Dame who then lost to Northern  Illinois?  Ooooooh, big scared.

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